Let’s be signs of mental illness

I’m posting on the DL

R1 very correct

Repeating the same behavior and expecting a different result, according to Alcoholics Anonymous.

Repeating the same thread and expecting a different result, OP.

Sign #1:

Sign #2:

An encyclopedic knowledge of an obscure website’s every post.

I’m an extensive collection of Stanley® cups that are never used.

R7 someone knows how to use the block function to “research”. Impressive!

I'm being triggered by something as nothing-burger like a septum piercing on someone else

Oh no. Younger people have fashion and jewelry different than me. Nurse, help me to the fainting couch

Believing there are more than two sexes.

I believe that Ryan Seacrest will someday find the right girl to settle down with…..

Being from New Jersey and not being ashamed of it.

R11 Perhaps a nice, Christian woman.

Voting Trump back into office. You just can’t fix stupid.

Weird pronouns.

Respect my pronouns! If you don’t it’s literal murder!

Rewriting society for your own niche identity.

Bizarre Hair. Examples- Trump, Most Televangelists (including the woman with Purple hair who used to have a show), The current president of Argentina. It screams personality disorder, I just don't know which one.

Loony, toony, fresh and fruity!

I’m only speaking in declarative sentences.

Constantly posting "Lardos" threads.

Constantly posting about Teacake.

I think only good-looking people are gay.

Being obcessed with 0.1% of the worlds population.

I'm the throwing of a mean fuck.

I am posting on DL and giving R1 a FF and a block because he is almost surely a Boris Nazi MSGA CUNT

And if I have to repeat this it’s GOING TO BE ALL CAPS

YIKES

And then the truly mentally ill will spend time correcting a typo.

Crazy sex, FF and mentally ill. Oh lord. There must be drugs involved. And alcohol. Alcohol is fun.

[quote]I think only good-looking people are gay.

I think only feminine men are gay.

Starring in WICKED and wearing green makeup.

slapping faces randomly and viciously

Changing the accent on your given name. (and then accidentally killing your hot Argentinian boyfriend)

Having a pit bull or other big aggressive breed dog and telling people “he’s a sweetheart “.

I’ve always wondered why some black women feel the need to give their normal name some weird pronunciation. It’s not Sharon. It’s Shuh-RAHN.

Using the word “trashy.”

Oversharing

I am believing the Earth 🌍 is flat.

R36 is RFK, Jr.

Believing everyone is me...

I’m loads of random, badly executed tattoos.

I'm turning on the phone camera to record yourself having a breakdown crying, and then posting said video to the world.

Needing a trigger warning because a movie from the 80s contains a bullying scene.

I’m pretending to have a different mental illness on social media when all that really afflicts me is my histrionic personality disorder.

My Bodygyard has them.

I’m thinking being a shallow Hollywood celebrity somehow makes me superior to everyone else.

I'm text message rants so lengthy that the recipient has to scroll twice to read one of them. These get increasingly unhinged as they go unanswered.

I’m sending a volley of text messages off consisting of one sentence each. I make the poor recipient’s phone sound like a fucking pinball machine.

If after you get sick from drinking the water from the Broad street pump you keep going back to drink that untreated water , that could be easily avoided with a little effort , even though there is a sign saying water contaminated.

Public Health 101

Projection

I think this qualifies.

See also: Britney Spears

I’m the shoplifting of stuff you don’t even need.

Ahem...

Multiple Valerie Bertinelli posts

Multiple Bonnie Franklin posts

Multiple Condi Rice posts

Massaging my clit during Thanksgiving dinner

Poor quality bed and bath linens! Using low quality laundry products!

Teacake

Good lord, enough with the flaying of Teacake.

Move on.

We’re the smiling, jumping and singing, yet seriously ill and severely medicated, background extras dancing in all those musical extravaganza TV prescription commercials!!

R57 Mentally ill Teacake.

What’s funny is I already poked fun at myself on one of these comments back when this thread was created lol. I’m not r57, you do need to move on r59.

O actually this is newer thread so no I didn’t. This is not the one from the summer.

r59 - fuck off. I'm not Teacake. I'm just sick to death of your constant horrendous search and kill of him.

He has his stupidity, but you are perpetuating a witch hunt. Give it a fucking rest and give some attention to your family this holiday.

Seriously, give it a fucking rest.

🖕⬆️

Sadistic stalking--someone who enjoys seeing their negative impact on another person's life.

Sleeping with your father, willingly.

I’m an obsession with stalking, identifying, and rooting out DeF@cto, Teac@ke, or the ever present Red-under-the-bed, “Boris.”

Stalking in general is done by complete loons.

Always thinking it’s not you. If everyone is out to get you all the time, it’s you.

I’m posting “we think this” or “we do that” as if I speak for everyone because I assume that everything I do and say is the “right way” and that the majority of people agree with me. I’m never wrong and I always speak in a condescending manner.

R69 We still hate trannies and resent them costing us the election, so don’t even fucking try it.