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Let's be a DIDDY freak-off party!

I'm Justin Bieber, ball-gagged, on all fours!

by Anonymousreply 45December 1, 2024 7:13 PM

I’m JLo holding the camcorder.

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2024 4:43 AM

wrong.

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2024 4:43 AM

I'm Usher getting rimmed.

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2024 4:44 AM

I'm the Olsen twins dressed up as Harajuku girls.

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2024 4:45 AM

I’m the alleged constant green-yellowish drip from Usher’s pee hole.

Read those lawsuit documents against him.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2024 4:45 AM

We are the maids who all go syphilis just cleaning up their mess.

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2024 4:49 AM

I’m the strange parallels to the Epstein case. One guy, who was probably becoming unstable and problematic for his overlords, takes the fall for everyone in what was ultimately a massive honey pot blackmail op run by shadow agencies, who themselves swooped in and shut it down and collected all the evidence one the heat was on and their stooge was no longer needed. Months later and not a single other arrest, with sex tapes being shopped and allegations and lawsuits piling up. Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2024 4:50 AM

I'm Justin Timberlake, poppin and lockin and talkin jive

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2024 4:50 AM

I'm Consuela spraying some Febreze on a passed-out twink.

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2024 4:51 AM

I am the last minute thought of Doxy / Prep pills spilled out all over the bedroom floor.

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2024 4:52 AM

R10 cum again??

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2024 4:53 AM

I am the wall hung urinal no one bothered to use.

by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2024 4:53 AM

I'm Tyrese getting filled with jizz.

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2024 4:54 AM

I am the used condoms being collected for sale on used fetish gear websites.

by Anonymousreply 14December 1, 2024 4:55 AM

I am the pool filter full of baby oil, pubes and cum.

by Anonymousreply 15December 1, 2024 4:56 AM

r13 no way, No fucking way, Really?

by Anonymousreply 16December 1, 2024 4:57 AM

It’s hot in HERR, i need to take off my clothes. . . . .

by Anonymousreply 17December 1, 2024 4:57 AM

I am the wet brown stains on the carpet that people think was just coffee.

by Anonymousreply 18December 1, 2024 4:58 AM

R16, you think that latest bizarre declaration of his came outta nowhere? ;)

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by Anonymousreply 19December 1, 2024 5:00 AM

Did the bottoms douche properly?

by Anonymousreply 20December 1, 2024 5:00 AM

I feel like passive racism is now steeping in here. Im gone from his thread.

by Anonymousreply 21December 1, 2024 5:00 AM

R21, well you think wrong. This thread has very little to do with race. But if you wanna go there, be my guest.

by Anonymousreply 22December 1, 2024 5:01 AM

R21 where??? Go read the Epstein threads. You’re insane and brainwashed to see racism everywhere. Sorry, your demands for constant streams of racism far outweigh the supply. Keep reaching, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 23December 1, 2024 5:02 AM

Racism = discussing any black person in any capacity other than unbridled praise… but even then probably racism

by Anonymousreply 24December 1, 2024 5:03 AM

R24, whatever.

Can we please have a dirty sex thread shared equally amongst all races????!! Jesus fucking Christ

by Anonymousreply 25December 1, 2024 5:05 AM

The only thing even remotely potentially “racist” here is R9 assuming that Diddy’s maid was named Consuela.

So far fetched that a billionaire would have a Hispanic cleaning crew in his house. Unfathomable.

by Anonymousreply 26December 1, 2024 5:07 AM

R26, you can get the fuck over it, too.

by Anonymousreply 27December 1, 2024 5:08 AM

I don't know something about comments r17, r18. The black mockery. And they were rich folks having orgies, not depraved. Why would there be brown stains on the luxury carpet? I am not accusing you of OP, but I usually smell when something aint right in the buttermilk as far as other posters.

by Anonymousreply 28December 1, 2024 5:08 AM

Well the depravity were the sexual assaults and blackmail occurring.

by Anonymousreply 29December 1, 2024 5:08 AM

R25 yeah, as soon as these LSA Kunts stop screeching RACISM every time anything is said. You realize my post was sarcastic?

R9 R27 I’m am, and I’m on your side.

R28 brown stains at an orgy???? Uhhhh… human shit! How fucking stupid are you?

Are you all fucking autistic? This place has really gone downhill.

by Anonymousreply 30December 1, 2024 5:10 AM

R28, in that case, they honestly sound like miserable trolls. Please don't feed them.

Meanwhile, back on the ranch, I've always liked Diddy's 'music' and thought he was good-looking. I wouldn't mind seeing his freak-offs.😂 😂 😂 😂

by Anonymousreply 31December 1, 2024 5:11 AM

So many low IQ pigs on here now. It’s hard to even read your half-ass English.

by Anonymousreply 32December 1, 2024 5:14 AM

R32 = Barbara Bush, sucking o BBC from the depths of hell

by Anonymousreply 33December 1, 2024 5:15 AM

[quote]I don't know something about comments [R17], [R18]. The black mockery

OH For Fk Sake! How did you turn that into a raciest comment? I wrote that comment and the implication of the brown stain was the shit dripping out of bottoms asses because they have been plowed so many times. How do you turn that into racism? Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 34December 1, 2024 5:20 AM

A ball gag seems like such a waste of Bieber's mouth

by Anonymousreply 35December 1, 2024 5:20 AM

R34 these people have at most a 7th grade education. There is no point to arguing.

by Anonymousreply 36December 1, 2024 5:24 AM

R32 that is incredibly rich coming from the troll who is so pro-Bitcoin!

by Anonymousreply 37December 1, 2024 5:26 AM

I’m the 17 year old girl who is getting fucked by Leonardo DiCaprio in the bathroom whilst sucking Timothee Chalamet’s dick.

by Anonymousreply 38December 1, 2024 5:31 AM

I am Amazon delivery guy, where would you like these crates of baby oil dropped off? Sorry, no returns on open containers.

by Anonymousreply 39December 1, 2024 5:35 AM

R37 I hope your life gets better.

by Anonymousreply 40December 1, 2024 5:35 AM

I'm Kelso's mussy BURN!

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by Anonymousreply 41December 1, 2024 6:19 AM

R41, that is not an unhot pic.

by Anonymousreply 42December 1, 2024 2:50 PM

R28 I understand that you're very very upset by this.

The manager is on her way out here right now.

Could you please take your purchases instead of to the side so we can continue?

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 43December 1, 2024 3:01 PM

I’m teacake emptying her bowels on the white carpet. That’s racist!

by Anonymousreply 44December 1, 2024 4:31 PM

I'm Justin Timberlake, injuring my back

by Anonymousreply 45December 1, 2024 7:13 PM
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