Barron Trump Finds Himself as the Hottest TikTok Trend, Thanks to His Suitcase

OMG.

That is fucking hilarious!!!!!

Seek help, OP.

I like my SOOTCASE!

Why haven't we heard him speak since 2010?

OP, does your counselor know you're creepily obsessed with an 18 yr old? I hope your meds kick in soon.

Okay

Here is my thought. Fuck tiktok or what ever trend.

I teach primary grades in a community where MANY of the children are first generation Americans or even foreign born themselves. So five or six year olds mainly. Good for any child to acclimate to a different society from where they are born, or multi-cultural families where different languages are spoken at home than at school. Hear me now, NONE of these six year olds sound like this. After one year of kindergarten, unless they have a severe disability, they all sound “american” regardless of whether their parents were born in South Africa, china, or Bangladesh.

For Barron to sound like this at five or six means a couple things, he lived a VERY VERY sheltered life, only speaking with his mother in Slovenian and with his governess, he had some learning issues, AND, he had very very limited contact with his father or his half-siblings. like once a year contact.

"I vood lieyk drahms."

-Barron

"I haff too go too skoo nowh?"

That is the voice of a boy who never speaks with people who natively speak English

R4 all of the Trump kids were shielded from the media growing up. Barron was no different.

Now that he turned 18 this year, I expect we'll be seeing and hearing more of him soon, post-Inauguration.

He had an active role in his dad's campaign.

Barron = Boo Radley.

R7, your post is fascinating, as I'd never considered that particular point.

I knew the old studies that said if a child moves from his home country to another at age 10 or later, s/he likely will carry the accent of their home country no matter how well educated or immersed in their new country's language they become. Cases in point: Henry Kissinger and Heidi Klum.

But I hadn't thought about the weird twist you made concerning Barron.

He wants his SOOT CASE!

A lot of people have been confiding in me that they find Baron hot.

What's your point, r15? Some people will put a blindfold on, leave the front door unlocked and invite anyone with a dick to cum in them.

[quote]I knew the old studies that said if a child moves from his home country to another at age 10 or later, s/he likely will carry the accent of their home country no matter how well educated or immersed in their new country's language they become.

the actual age is twelve, but with near-normative types. also, Barron is totally native-born.

He has very limited contact with his father, DUH.

[quote] He has very limited contact with his father, DUH.

And his mother is a dumb slut whore.

It's no wonder he's mentally disabled.

that is my fear

[quote]He has very limited contact with his father, DUH.

like none, I heard that about the other children too

They came around once they needed jobs.

I like my sootcase it is fill with dead rabbits

I bury ze bodies in Mar-a-Lago crawl spayce!

At one point in the clip Donald's face blanches like, "Is this kid a tard?".

R16 it is SO obvious that you as well are pining after him.

Ya know, the more those around her continue to morph into increasingly frightening versions of rejects from “Addams Family” film sequels casting auditions, Melodia there is beginning to look better.

[quote] At one point in the clip Donald's face blanches like, "Is this kid a tard?".

Well he is YOUR son.

I can't stop saying SOOT CASE!

[quote] I can't stop saying SOOT CASE!

It's a BRIEFCASE, you little R****D!

Just no fucking way. That kid looks... weird.

Barron = Damien

Barron = Retard

Thank you for the laugh, r26.

I vant zee beeg drams! On zee delebishon!

Seriously Barron was kept locked up with Melania and the Slovakian grandparents his entire infancy. Obviously saw dad hardly ever.

Daddy’s little Kim Jong Un and Bashar al Assad.

Mule-anea wants her Trump baby to rule the U.S. wait n see

Fook Crease Moose!

I hadn’t heard about this, so I opened this thread thinking it might be Barron speaking recently, not as a child. Have we ever heard him speak otherwise? I Googled for evidence and there were some articles that describe him as a “silent strategist” who was “stealing the spotlight”. Puke. Our fucking fawning press is a propagandist’s dream come true.

Terrible

[quote] Our fucking fawning press is a propagandist’s dream come true.

Exactly.

They're trying to make LURCH the "next big thing."

Just wait until he starts shooting up a school.

Then they'll regret it.

LURCH speaks!

"It's very nice to see you. Very nice."

I swear, the media would fawn all over this asshole, if he farted on 5th Avenue.

[quote]LURCH speaks!

Actually, he sounds like a charming and composed young man. I feel guilty for assuming he was autistic all these years.

He sounds like a robot. Sure, he can say “Hello, very nice to see you.” But can he hold a conversation? Doubt it.

I still think there’s something not right with him.

Remember how visibly terrified Ivanka looked when he started interacting with her baby? He's a pet killing psychopath

He is fair game for criticism since he is backing daddy

Ell, R44, he likes his SOOTCASE!

As if we needed further proof of Gen Z's current suckage.

[quote] Why haven't we heard him speak since 2010?

He's neurodivergent. If he talked too much it would be evident. He can only speak a few phrases and still appear neurotypical.

Who is doing Barrons college school work for him? Can’t be Melania.

[quote] He's neurodivergent. If he talked too much it would be evident. He can only speak a few phrases and still appear neurotypical.

Which is why the media won't show him speaking for longer than a quick sound bite.

They're trying to make this mental case a "STAR," and it wouldn't fit their narrative.

The media has been complicit in trying to make Trump and his DEMON spawn look good, for a very long time.

Dear, R51, he only has one sound bite. And he released it for days.

He's mimicking his father in that clip, you can tell. Isn't it funny how social media is fawning all over 18 year old who can say hello.

He’s a freak.

Cunty

Why aren't there stealth pics of him everywhere on the NYU campus? Is he actually there?

He’z retart. You fagz shood be best and not pik on retart.

[quote] I still think there’s something not right with him.

He has crazy people talking about him, but that’s more about them than him.

Slap HIM

Has Trump's Ivanka obsession waned? On X, I see more pics of him with Barron and even granddaughter Kai (oldest child of Don Jr.).

He's calling Ivanka a bitch because she dipped out knowing how guilty they all are and knowing he'd lose the election. Didn't happen and he's doing that splitting thing narcissistic assholes do and hates her forever. She got her Saudi billions and sweatshop shoes money and doesn't need him like the others do. Plus she knows he loves her. He wants to fuck her anyway

R61 you contradict yourself

[quote] On X, I see more pics of him with Barron

He's using Barron to get to GenZ.

In his first term, he had no use for Barron.

Lurch was just there, and Trump saw him as annoyance.

Now that he has seen that the media and also social media are interested in Barron and that he can attract GenZ voters, Trump finally has a use for him.

But make no mistake, the minute he becomes NOT useful, he'll go back to being the re**rd.

Barron is a cypher

I noticed a while back there are tons of AI generated content of Barron on YouTube. All praising him of course. Just like daddy did back in his day when he "John" Barron.

It's not worth wasting your time viewing unless you want to makes some well deserved snarky comments about his aloofness and virginity. Mostly just Fraus saying he's such a handsome, intelligent young man...just like his father. They hope he's president some day. BARF!

Fuck this rotten crotchfruit. And his sootcase.

R1 😂. Buckle up cunts. Trump WILL BE the cyber Adolf. Daily prayers for the next for yours.

R43 You can still be autistic and sound like that, you dumbass. I always took Barton’s weirdness with a grain of salt. The media has some much to hang Trump on but they are low wit so they always go for low hanging fruit.

That video at R1 almost seems dystopian.

Like something you'd see in the Hunger Games, watched by citizens of The Capital.

President Snow's son on a large screen, while the citizens dance to a video of him as a child speaking with an accent.

I mean, does anyone even realize how fucking bizarre that scene is?

He’s not autistic, just only child rich kid weird.

Sorry guys but he's definitely no weirder than Ella Emhoff.

Every one of Trump's kids look identical to him.

I like my SOOTcase, I take it on the short bus!

Am I the only one who has a problem with the internet making fun of a young kid? Or is sleazy Hunter Biden the only presidential family member who deserves cover?

I like gold

He looks like the buttchild of Timothay and Paul Dano.

Barron = Lurch

YES, R74

He is strange looking- not unlike his creepy brother in law.

[quote] Am I the only one who has a problem with the internet making fun of a young kid?

Yes you are.

Oh, and fuck Barron MAGA Trump, his dog shit father, his slut whore mother, his billionaire criminal sister, his drugged out brother, and all the rest of those dirty MAGA FUCKS!

FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL!!!

Fuck that R74. It’s on. No more playing nice. The kid’s a retard, we’re gonna call him one. MAGA deserves it.

I like my SOOTcase,

take it on the short bus,

My mom is NOOTcase,

My dad drives short bus...

[QUOTE] Fuck that [R74]. It’s on. No more playing nice. The kid’s a retard, we’re gonna call him one. MAGA deserves it.

Well then all of u people are the devil.

Go back to Frau Land, FRAUCUNT at R83!

Oh, and MAGA, you rancid TWAT!

Barron Trump is 18 years old - an adult, not a "young kid." Making fun of him in a video meant to be seen by the public WHEN he was a kid is not the same think as making fun OF A KID. Try to focus, R74/R83.

It's so fucking weird how the media is just CREAMING THEMSELVES over this mental case saying just a few words.

BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!!

R13, if a child learns another language before puberty, they won't have an accent. After puberty they almost always do have an accent because language acquisition occurs in a different part of the brain.

R74, that's like when Fox hosts used to exclaim "they're even going over the children!!!" The Trump children were close to 40 years old.

Skank WHORE Paris Hilton is jumping on the bandwagon....

Lurch was raised almost entirely by the hooker's parents, he lives on the same floor of trump tower with his grandparents, not with mom & dad.

Barron didn't graduate from high school, nor is he attending college, the donald is deeply ashamed of him, thus the ruse.

Weak jawlines are a genetic curse.

R90 wait so he attending NYU is all a farce? How could Trump even make that possible?

I still don't get how people think he helped get out the bro vote. Even bros think he's retarded. I would venture to say the pocket boyfriend was more of a surrogate than Damien Trump.

R93 It’s all propaganda to gas up Barron. Trump himself brought out the bro vote. They been seeing this mafucker on tv since they were in kindergarten as a big successful tyrant. And then he is also crude and funny with the “yo mama” type insult rhetoric.

Apparently he's not doing so well in college in terms of socialization. He's still surrounded by security, other students have to show ID before entering every classroom he's in, he skipped initial oration and other events usually designed to bring students together. Hooker Mom said he's not going to have normal life experience in college. But then she only went for 1 year so that is her only reference.

Apparently he's auditioning for the remake of Freaks.

Barron trump making us feel poor for 2 minutes straight

Barron Trump Towers Over NYU Classmates In Rare Campus Photo

I'd like to kick that tard-looking, -acting asshole in the THROAT.

Not liking the new hairdo, got a early trans look to him.

‘’Verse Leddy’’ wins best post-funny

He’ll be just like those other shit spawns

Melanie was touched by this video.

"They grow up so fast."

Lol.

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"When a homeless man approached Barron Trump asking for just 1 dollar, you wont believe what he did......"

"When a waiters served Barron Trump at a quite cafe, she expected nothing more than a tip...."

"An angry stranger storms into a cafe pointing fingers at Barron Trump, how he handles it changes everyone's mind..."

"When a young boy tries to bully Barron Trump what he did to Handel it brought tears to everyone's eyes..."

"Barron Trump gave up his first class seat to a veteran, something unbelievable happened......."