Nick Cannon diagnosed with Narcisstic Personality Disorder

He basically bred children to be his kidney farms so....

A blob fish could have diagnosed this a decade ago.

Explains the indiscriminate breeding

I sit in judgement of him.

Narcs rarely ever change. In fact, him claiming that he needs help is very likely a manipulation in order to avoid some sort of serious consequence that is looming in the background of all the noise & hullabaloo.

I liked it better when it was simply called "being a selfish asshole".

The guy is not super rich and he is currently judging a D list singing competition show.

It's just a matter of time before some scandal breaks and the money dries up.

Those concubines better have a backup plan.

Such a diva!

r5. Exactly, contract negotiantion or PR damage control, otherwise what's the point? He's said lots of crazy shit in the past, racist/anti-Semitic. And last month he was defending Diddy after admitting he went to one of his parties when he was 16.

Is he supposed to be well hung or something? I’ve never understood the attraction.

80% of Hollywood has NPD

I want to know what’s wrong with all the broodmares he’s been knocking up.

I have to admit that I was surprised by this. I remember watching him on America's Got Talent and he just seemed so normal and likeable.

The diagnosis got him into "People" (and DL) after years of radio silence. Probably a last ditch PR move.

Mariah's children now have 10 half-sisters and half-brothers. I'm sure Mariah is having tea parties with all the baby mothers and that the children are all spending time together.

Color us shocked!

Monroe, Moroccan, Golden, Powerful Queen, Zion, Zillion Heir, Legendary Love, Onyx Ice Cole, Rise Messiah, Beautiful Zeppelin, and Halo Cannon

No Jermajesty, though.

R16 I thought you made this up as a joke, but then I googled a few of these "names" and they are real...jfc

Has he spoken to the Smoth family?

Smith, Smoth, same thing. Will can’t slap me.

ANYone who gets a neck tat has to have some degree of NPD. It's a "Look at me" signal.