What does Momma's mussy think of this Illinois fugitive currently on the lam?

Momma's mussy is Prune like thanks.

Hard to put my finger on it.

Is that a tit on his face?

Imagine having to describe him to the police.

Is it shingles?

Maybe he’s headed to Dr Pimple Popper…

Thanks- thought I was imagining things.

We don't need his stats.

Reminds me of the Forehead Tittaes sketch with Marion Cotillard from Funny or Die:

Looks like Momma’s Mussy found a home on his forehead.

OP, I wonder why all of your posts are so stupid.

Knot Guilty

Momma’s mussy is DEHYDRATED like an OVERCOOKED TURKEY!

His unborn twin in his forehead did it!

[quote]33 years old, 5'11" and 160 lbs., brown hair and hazel eyes.

That's the description they're going with??

“Balls on face”

I want to lick it

Any medical professionals on here who care to explain this condition? I worked for a dermatologist years ago but have never seen anything like this.

Conjoined fetus man!

Is that a parasitic twin on his noggin?

Whoa, buddy!

You may wannabe a bit more inconspicuous the next time.

Someone needs to lop that thing off. Don't even warm him. Just slice it off give him a bandage and a place to stretch out for a minute. He'll thank you for it.

I've seen this before, on an old episode of Donahue. The woman had tumors that started to grow on her face -- they weren't gigantic like this one in the pic, but it was still disastrous. And there is literally nothing that can be done about this.

Jesus Christ, the cops really worked him over. He's growing another head. Not hot!

It looks like a huge testicle.

Love you guys!

Did he have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Look on the bright side -- he can top you with his forehead!

ew

He should try minimizing it with highlighting and contour.

[Quote] And there is literally nothing that can be done about this.

“lItErAlLy”

Why not? Does it explode like a grenade or emit toxic fumes if you hack it off?

By the way, I googled giant facial tumor. I don’t recommend that.

I’ve heard of the bump-bump- bumpy road to love, but this is ridiculous!

Would that get him extra love or avoided by his cellie in the slammah?

It gets weirder (and sadder, trigger warning). Here is the same guy mugshot 2022 for repeat child sexual assault. Different spelling of last name but it’s him. And here, the forehead growth is just a raised circle.

ps. actually the booking photo in R35 is from 2016, it says in the fine print.

Well, at least he doesn't have any of those nasty tattoos. So you anti tattoo Queens can bail him out and make a honest man out of that unicorn!

I’d eat his tumor.

The courtroom sketch artist is going to have fun with that.

R36, so he gained his hair back in exchange for a forehead tumor?

R35 not the same guy. Age and location don't match.

Here's the Facebook page of the correct guy.

Fun story, I once dated a guy who lived in Quincy and had to move after several months due to losing his mind there.

He lost his mind. Not me, I’m perfect.

Take a closer look, R35. The ring on his head is the “O” in the “POLICE” seal that’s superimposed on him. 😂

Momma's mussy is icier than a York Peppermint Patty.

We looked high and low (mostly low) for Momma's boundary and we have FINALLY found it.

R42 I fixed another drink. What about you old boyfriend was crazy. Love crazy boyfriend stories.

Nancy Drew #8 is slinking away quietly from the thread…

If you cut that thing off and then cut it down the middle, I wonder what the middle of it looks like.

Can you imagine the stench?

I’d love to motorboat that cyst!

R48 it's probably a lipoma (tumor made of fat). It would only smell if it were an abscess or other infection of some sort.

Who you callin a fathead, r50?

It is a too-mah.

There have to be some tumor/goiter fetishists lurking around here. Let it out, we won't judge.

R51, I wouldn't.

The article is dated April 1st, 2024, and that mugshot is the worst Photoshop ever.

Scrote head!

Gonzo would like his nose back.

Moist mussy, my marvelous mystery, may I mention its marvelous might?

Might you wish for warmth, whispers, or whimsical wonders, Darren?

Remember, my dear, the delicate desires that dwell within; the mussy wants what it wants.

“What lump?”

- Darren “Eyegore” Dunsmore

[Quote] and that mugshot is the worst Photoshop ever.

How dare you cast aspersions at the Muddy River News.

Based on the earlier photo and the appearance of the growth it looks like it may be a lipoma. A growth filled with fat, easily removed.

R61, see R50

Just at face value, he seems too kneedy.

Classic, Dl!

Third Eye Blind

Does anybody know what this thing is on his forehead?

His brain is so big that it can’t fit inside his head.

FUGITIVE? Is he in an underground bunker somewhere?

could you really just slice that off? that would be a lot of exposed tissue, i would think.

on the other hand, it doesn't look like it could be "popped" per se.

i just don't see how that would be easily excised without an open, gaping spot on his head. yikes.

R69 I would assume that the growth is attached to something integral and that removing it would cause complications. Otherwise, why would you walk around with that big bitch on your forehead?

Fisting community is lubing up

R16 no one wants to mention the elephantiasis in the room.

He has sad eyes.

I don’t believe that is a lipoma. The shape is wrong. It may be a leak of cranial fluid, which needs a pretty serious operation to close the hole in the skull or it will just reoccur.

He just needs to adjust his pirate patch.

[Quote] Based on the earlier photo

Already confirmed as not the same guy

He looks thoughtful.

[Quote] Otherwise, why would you walk around with that big bitch on your forehead?

And well, he’s a CRIMINAL. Having a giant tumor on your face is a considerable professional challenge.

He comes equipped with an Easy Button.

WHAT, r74?

His fucking brain is leaking out into that protrusion?

Will it then break off and become a clone? Is he splitting like some sort of cell?

A competent plastic surgeon should be able to remove it and close the wound.

But...what is IT?!

The OP perp was the inspiration for this conjoined twin horror movie

[quote]Does anybody know what this thing is on his forehead?

Someone cut and pasted a photo of their butt cheek on his forehead as an April Fool’s joke. Yes — it was on April 1st.

Looks like mamma already fucked his brains out.

Lawful dollface version.

I love him, wart and all.

R81 Exactly. Call in a specialist or a team of them. Whatever it takes. You can't go through life like that. If it put my life at risk, so be it. But if they can separate some conjoined twins they can lop that shit off his face.

Kill the wart with FIRE!

R81 R88 I feel like I could if I watched a YouTube video about how to do it.

At least r86's kitty's lump is adorable, being covered in fur. Looks like a little fur toque.

It looks like he sliced the left tit off a sex doll and glued it to his forehead. And then went out like that in public, to do some low key crimin’!

Is the lump very impactual on kitty's daily life?

Bump (literally)

“It’s Lump! It’s Lump! It’s on his head!”

Is that his twin sticking out of his forehead?

I've seen this movie, it doesn't end well.

They made him remove the tassel for his mugshot.

Dear Lord in heaven!