WTF?!? Trump hooked up with Laura Loomer and Musk hooked up with Caitlyn Jenner?

If it’s true about Musk, someone jealous will make this public. For Trump, it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not as his followers are with him no matter what he does.

Now I have this vision of Musk sucking Caitlyn's dick and I CAN"T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND.

Thanks a lot OP.

Maralargo is the new Sodom and Gomorrah, wish we could turn them all into pillars of salt

We talked about Trump and Loomer fucking at the time.

I don't believe the Musk/Caitlyn part.

oh please...this can't be true...

unless Musk was high as a kite and Jenner sucked Elon's dick...Musk must have thought Jenner was a woman.

Unless Musk is like one of my bi friends..."a mouth is a mouth, a hole is a hole"

Incels becoming trans or seeking sex with trans is fairly common...it's a superior kind of women

Musk is mentally ill, I would put nothing past him or Dump

none of them fucked anything. The whores probably sucked them off....that I can believe

[quote] Incels becoming trans or seeking sex with trans is fairly common...it's a superior kind of women

Rich guys aren’t incels. Golddiggers voluntarily fuck them.

Can you imagine pulling down Trump's Depends to give him a blow job? *barf*

Is Jenner supposed to be gay or straight

It's love!

Jenner claimed to be asexual and "over it," but got hit on by Larry King:

One thing’s for sure: Musk and Jenner have the same plastic surgeon.

r12 bisexual. and was with a trans woman him/herself when he first came out as trans.

[quote] Democrats aren’t touching it because of their whole “we go high” bs

No, that ship has sailed, and in fact blew up and sank deep into the ocean. Whatever else is going on here, no Democrat would be nobly reluctant to touch this because of some high-minded bullshit. Thankfully, we are all done with that shit.

The hormones fucked with Bruce's orientation. Who knows what he is now.

This is why the word ew was invented.

Trump got it up for Loomer???

I would like to imagine these gross freaks getting it on but I don’t believe the Musk Caitlyn part because I’m sure Musk is a transphobe plus Caitlyn is disgusting. If he wanted to fuck a trans woman he could get better with how rich he is

Let's believe a character dubbed Anonymous on Twitter.

They're all shitheads, but come on people.

I would believe Trump and Loomer fucking. But, not Musk fucking Caitlyn Jenner.

Don’t the cynical DLers say it’s related to the spectrum?

LMFAO!

I love this for the lot of them!

True or not, it’s fucking hilarious.

It’s more likely that Musk had a threesome with Joe Rogan and Dave Chapelle while they were high.

Caitlyn was probably larger.

If true, my respect for Caitlyn has gone way, way down. And that's saying a helluva lot!

What's surprising about this? They all ugly. Ugly attracts ugly.

Isn't Musk high almost all the time on psychedelics, and will eagerly take any weird drug that shows up in Silicon Valley?

Who knows what other humans look like to him?

I thought Caitlyn had already had bottom surgery?

I could see Caitlyn Jenner having sex with Elon purely because she is so money-obsessed. I imagine a lot of weirdos are turned on by all his money.

Trump can no longer get it up, obviously

Jenner is too old. That alone makes it not believable.

R31, some women have testicles.

Jenner enjoys her own pussy now.

They are cock suckers!!!

Dracarys

🤣🤣🤣🤣! Omg, what jerks!

Why is Ivanka letting her teenage daughter hang around pervy grandpa?

Ebony and Ivory

Republicans are leaking this because they’re getting sick of Musk and they know he’s toxic.

Trump probably made this up himself to dispel any rumors about his potency and to humiliate his good buddy Elon.

“I have a beautiful penis. The biggest anyone has ever seen. Some women say I give them an upset stomach. I didn’t mean to, but that’s what I was given.”

Didn't Elon Musk disown one of his children for being transgender? So he can cut off trans relatives while fucking a trans woman? Sounds a bit hypocritical to me.

Par for the course, then, r44

R44 Apparently the child disowned him. But the point still stands. How are you going to mistreat and abuse your trans child to the point where they become estranged and then start fucking a trans woman?

Yes, I heard it too! Lauren Southern said in a recent interview that many of those rightwing e-celebs are already divorced and only pretend to be married for their image. I guess Donald Trump isn't really together with Melanie either and has several concubines on the side. He is a true Alpha male that gets all the ladies. The modern Genghis Khan. R46 Elon is an evil austist and these men are often bi. I think he sees women and trans-women only as holes to stuff for his dick-pleasure but his own family should keep up the trad-image and this doesn't allow for a trans-kid. Kinda like how these rightwing e-celebs have the fake married man image.

The trans kid disowned Elon and then went to media and talked about with a cold, unloving absent father Elon is. He's a bad father to top it all off. What a cunt.

R40 Trump looks like he’s ready for the minstrel show.

Yuck. Can you imagine sucking on orange old man’s mushroom knob. Ewwwwww

Vivian (I think that's her name) said that he was rarely a presence in the first five children's lives. When he was around he was emotionally abusive and berate her for being too girly and not having a deep enough voice. Musk actually signed a consent form for Vivian's gender affirming treatment when she was 16, but now claims he was tricked. She also called him out for adultery.

It takes some guts to excise the richest man in the world from your life.

The Trump/Loony thing is plausible, and also old news.

I agree with the other posters above that the Musk/Jenner is def BS, and probably floated by Caitlyn herself.

I don't buy Musk as the tranny-chasing type at all. He's a weird freak in his own way, and has a reproduction/impregnation fetish, FFS.

And even supposing he WERE a t-chaser, as R23 points out, he could easily get much younger, much more attractive and feminine t-girls who'll be discreet and keep their mouths shut. Even the most enthusiastic chasers don't want their bros finding out about it (which I suspect plays a part in many of the murder cases involving MtF sex workers).

Do we know for sure that Caitlyn has had bottom surgery? Maybe Elon liked sucking her cock, or taking it up the ass?

[quote] Why is Ivanka letting her teenage daughter hang around pervy grandpa?

Ivanka isn't a normal person.

She’s a feckless cunt.

[quote]Do we know for sure that Caitlyn has had bottom surgery? Maybe Elon liked sucking her cock, or taking it up the ass?

A 75 year old cock shrunken from decades of estrogen therapy could never penetrate blob fish's swampy ass.

The first 4 words were enough ^

I agree with the poster above who said that it was more likely that they were blow jobs or hand jobs. Probably great with Caitlyn's hands.

This is horrible talk for Thanksgiving.

- goes to pour a nightcap and come back for more DL tea

No!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

R59 This ain’t the Butterball hotline. 🦃

I don't want to think about Brucezilla's crab claws giving Elmo blob fish a hand job. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Thanks for the Lovecraftian horror, OP. Great way to start the holiday weekend.

"Do we know for sure that Caitlyn has had bottom surgery? Maybe Elon liked sucking her cock, or taking it up the ass?"

"A 75 year old cock shrunken from decades of estrogen therapy could never penetrate blob fish's swampy ass."

Au contraire! His swampy ass is totally incontinent. No sphincter muscle at all. Caitlyn could thumb in a softie without lube.

[quote]Au contraire! His swampy ass is totally incontinent. No sphincter muscle at all. Caitlyn could thumb in a softie without lube.

For every pot, there is a lid.

They are all gross, mentally ill sex pests on drugs. Of course everyone is fucking.

Mar a Lago is probably on par sexually with your local hobo camp. Everyone is fucking everything. High out of their minds while they do it

An administration of addicts, I mean “the best people”!

Dump, RFK Jr, and Musk are all on drug yet they condemned Hunter Biden?

Artist’s rendition of an orgy at Mar-a-Lago:

R69 And Joe stands there with his thumb up his ass .