What are some of the most laughable examples of male celebs dating obvious beards?

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^ who is that?

Merv Griffin and Zsa Zsa

Ed Koch and Bess Myerson. I still laugh merrily every time I think of it.

Camila Cabelo and Shawn Mendes

Leo Dicaprio and his 20 year-old model of the moment.

Chris Pine and whatever C-List actress of the moment.

Bradley Cooper and his wife, the Russian model/hooker.

[quote] Camila Cabelo and Shawn Mendes

Honey, you have no idea how laughable it was.

Camila and Shawn did each other's hair every night and gossiped about boys. It was sweet.

[R3] It was Eva Gabor

Pierce Bronson and the fat chick

Liberace and Sonja Henie

A kodak moment of twue love

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn. I don’t even think he is bisexual. He had no chemistry with that beautiful woman. Maybe he is just asexual.

They're still fucking in the great beyond...

R11 She wasn’t always fat. Some people respect vows. And he also simply doesn’t ping. Another hot Irish daddy.

Merv Griffin and Eva Gabor

Everybody who knew them knew, r13. And both have had happy lives. Be happy for them.

Revolta and Kelly Preston

Deb Furnish and Hugh

Chalamet and any beard.

Ryan Seacrest was hopelessly flirty and handsy with the winning contestant, Adam, tonight on “Wheel of Fortune”. Poor fella. Why must the public closet be such transparent torture?

Ryan and Teri Hatcher making out on Malibu Beach when a pap just happened to snap them.

Tom Cruise and Cher

So many GAY Bachelors pretending to be straight.

Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields

George Michael and Brooke Shields

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick

John Mayer and Taylor Swift

You Rang & Rang & Rang & Rang

I don't think they were together, but Rosie had that show and she would always play "Tommy can you hear me." On some Fischer price radio or something. That used to piss me.off for some damned reason. Like she was really.into him. Show biz is just shitty!

Ellen Degeneres and Jonathon Schaech

R32 and R33 WHAT???

R15 Remember some occasion where they were on stage together on some TV show or in some music video and they kissed to prove he was a heterosexual man attracted to an adult woman? It was a creepy kiss at best. Did she look a bit high or am I just making that up?

Going once..

Going twice

Not sold

She wanted children he wanted cock🥲

Michael Jackson never had sex with a female in his entire life. Or an adult male for that matter. He fucked little boys exclusively. He was a pedophile. The end.

Needs no introduction.

R29, yep. They BOTH ping and now Danica is a Trumpster

Pa Paws & Me Maws try to confine your speculation to the 21st century.

Sam Heughan & “girlfriend” Mackenzie Mauzy

They are many famous men who clearly like men more than I do.

Feminine Broadway actor Sabastian Yarta. Don't let the pic fool you. FEM FEM FEM. Always "breaking up" with chicks. Loves pink clothes. He's the princess who wears 12 rings and 47 bracelets at the same time.

R9, here is Shawn braiding Camila's hair:

R15 Should've been the end of this thread.

Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill.

[quote][R15] Remember some occasion where they were on stage together on some TV show or in some music video and they kissed to prove he was a heterosexual man attracted to an adult woman? It was a creepy kiss at best. Did she look a bit high or am I just making that up?

Yes, she seemed high.

I would have said that Hugh Jackman and his wife were a prime example, but now, I'm very confused.....

R46 loves PINK clothes is the CLINCHER!

Hugh Jackman is at the very least bisexual. There's no way he's 100% into pussy.

WRONG about MJ & Lisa Marie. She probably showed him what the ❤️of a GOOD WOMAN can do. That brought him out of his shy sheIl. REMEMBER Michael didn't go thru PUBERTY until he was 32 yo! LATE BLOOMER PEOPLE !You do know all these fellas ARE NOT with the MENS. There are just TOO MANY of them in the Picture Business for them to ALL be with the GAYS! . I'm a bit suspicous of these two however. Good chance they are pretending for their careers. IT HAPPENS .I'm not a total Dumbo. RIGHT.

What is a Deborra-lee Furness? That's like a name a gay man would invent for his beard.

Mervyna Griffith and Gábor Szabó

Malcolm Forbes & Elizabeth Taylor

J. Edgar Hoover and Dorothy Lamour

The original Beard.

r59 MARY!

I was talking about Rosie O'Donnell and her big crush that she had on Tom Cruise. Sorry, I should have mad it clearer.

Rosie and her “Tommy”, that was a laugh.

Yes, she was just ridiculous with that.

[quote]I don't think they were together, but Rosie had that show and she would always play "Tommy can you hear me." On some Fischer price radio or something. That used to piss me.off for some damned reason. Like she was really.into him. Show biz is just shitty!

During Rosie's daytime talk show (1996-2002) she often went on and on about her supposed crush on Tom Cruise.

I remember she ended her popular show because of 9/11 (though she finished the season) and then came out immediately afterward.

Yikes at R55, both Hugh and wife look ridiculous.

Rosie was such an obvious bulldyke from day one, it was laughable she pretended to be straight.

Ellen

Liza and that flamer she was married to for a hot minute.

^^which one?

R67, you can really feel the chemistry in that pic! 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

Luke Evans and that publicist he was "dating"

Barry Diller and Diane Von Furstenberg.

Lots of fantasizing here

Don’t make me post this again!

Jake G and the “model” from France he’s been dating for the past few years. Her beard contract pays her $20,000/month.

Pete Buttigieg!

Obviously the most manly heterosexual out there, but pretending to be gay for the woke votes.

Barbara and Roy 4 ever!

George Michael and Pat Fernandez/George Michael and make-up artist Kathy Yeung (he once gushed about how he fell in love with her while she was doing his make-up, which he described as the most sensual experience ever).

Four words that will live in DL infamy:

"I love you, Diane!"

Oh dear, it's "Dianne", my bad...

Any handsome actor that marries an older blonde British/Australian woman:

Max Caulfield/Juliet Mills

Matt Lattanzi/Olivia Newton-John

Hugh Jackman/ Deborra-Lee Furness

Rip Taylor and Phylis Diller as a couple on Tattletales Charles Nelson Reilly and Julie Harris as a couple on Tattletales Tab Hunter & Connie Stevens as a couple on Tattletales

R81 “Any handsome actor that marries an older blonde British/Australian woman:”

Michael Ball (62) / Cathy McGowan (81)

(Not that he is handsome…)

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough

Kevin Spacey and Helen Hunt

Ellen Paige and Alexander Skarsgard

Elton John and Renate Blauel

Eric Stonestreet and Bethany Frankel.

Tim Scott and his "wife"

[quote]Luke Evans and that publicist he was "dating"

Didn't Luke Evans go in & out of the closet more than once?

We used to call her Olivia Neutron Bomb

Ha ha ha

R73

Ewwww. I lost what little respect I had for Eric after seeing that pic, R88

[quote]Michael Ball (62) / Cathy McGowan (81)

If it's true that Michael Ball is bearding, I find that hilarious. Gay actors usually beard because they already are or have a shot at becoming movie or TV stars in leading-man roles, and the chances of that ever happening for Ball were always approximately zero. His area is musical theater, and I REALLY don't think it's necessary to beard if you're in that field.

Does anyone remember that manufactured drama re Kristen Stewart and some married director she was "caught" with? I think she was trying to break up the media hyped bearding with her Twilight co-star.

Joseph and Mary.

Who was that QUEEN who married Martha Raye just to pretend to be a he-man?

A heterosexual studmuffin who could get a hottie like The Big Mouth?

Bert Parks and Annette Leibman. Annette practically made a career out of looking the other way when Bert brought his handsome young "proteges" to live in the pool house. Just until they got on their feet.

Ryan Seacrest. New beard every two or three years.

Magician David Copperfield's girlfriend, Claudia Schiffer, was revealed to be on his corporate payroll for $200,00 a year.

^^Nice gig if you can get it!

R31 a couple of those guys fucked her.

When Tony Perkins and Tab Hunter were a couple, actress Venetia Stevenson bearded for both of them.

Tom and Mimi. Tom and Nicole. Tom and Katie.

Keith and Nicole.

R100, Copperfield is a straight perv. Ask the women he assaulted

Tab Hunter and Natalie Wood

Remember when raging heterosexual Evan Lysacek and designer Vera Wang were "dating"?

Is Lysacek still married to the beard wife?

Tim Tebow and wife

Dang R108, Vera Wang should sell those designer bags under her eyes.

[quote] Does anyone remember that manufactured drama re Kristen Stewart and some married director she was "caught" with? I think she was trying to break up the media hyped bearding with her Twilight co-star.

I think Kristen Stewart is a lesbian-leaning bisexual. I think that she was having an opportunistic relationship with the dumb-ass married director.

[quote]Magician David Copperfield's girlfriend, Claudia Schiffer, was revealed to be on his corporate payroll for $200,00 a year.

R100 Why wouldn't a celebrity put their s/u on the payroll?

Fag Tammy Cruise OWNS this thread.

🎵 Tommy, can you hear me? 🎵

Cher and Gollum (Miss David Geffen)

Diana Von Furstenberg (cunt face bitch from hell)-Miss Barry Diller

Miss Cruise-Nicole Kidman

Miss Cruise-Katie Holmes

Paris Lesbiana Hilton-every man she pretend dated until she married her beard husband

Jim and Tammy-Faye

Henry Cavill and Jillian Michaels

Liza Minnelli and ever man she has married.

Henrietta Cavill and the woman who is "carrying his child". Please! I have an easier time believing Jeremy Renner actually impregnated that woman!

Wait, Henry Cavill dated Jillian Michaels?! When was this?

Henry also dated MAGA dyke Gina Carano!

Henry likes the butch chicks

Aaron Rodgers with any female celeb.

I just wanted to thank you all for this thread. It’s been informative, funny - evocative of hideous couples from days gone by; like Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman , with a promise of more hideous couples to despise in the future.

Miss Cory Booker& his Fiancée Rosario Dawson

I really believed it was TRUE LOVE!!

R120 R121 R122 R123 “Henry likes his butch chicks”

Poor Henry has been basically sold by his agency to the mob, bearded by various trashy gangster molls (Natalie Viscuso, Gina Carano etc.) who can’t even understand his English accent let alone his sexual needs.

I feel sorry for that poor bottom…

R99 Ryan learned the beard game from his "mentor," Merv Griffin.

[quote]Sam Heughan & “girlfriend” Mackenzie Mauzy

Whoa ! Feel the heat dude.

Robert Wagner and Barbara Stanwyck

Joel Crothers and Valeka Gray

[quote] Joel Crothers and Valeka Gray

Had they married would he have been known as Joel Gray?

Poor Veleka. I almost felt sorry for her. She was Joel's "fiancee," yet when he got really sick, she didn't even known that he'd been admitted to Cedars Sinai. Some relationship.

She once said in an interview:

[quote] Then, he suddenly disappeared for a month and I couldn't find him and was finally told that he was in the hospital with lymphoma. It was a very heartbreaking and excruciatingly painful time because we had made plans to have a child and I knew then that it would never happen.

She was also not mentioned in any of the newspaper obituaries I've read. Just his parents and his brother.

R134 Is it possible that she believed it was a real relationship?

Daivd Muir and Kelly Ripa. .. The fact that she's married (unavailable) makes it even funnier.