I'll start.
I'm buying Datalounge this twinkly pinky ring with a cock on it!!
Isn't it festive.
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I'll start.
I'm buying Datalounge this twinkly pinky ring with a cock on it!!
Isn't it festive.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 2, 2024 5:46 PM |
Isn't that the Pope's pontifical ring which everyone kisses?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 1, 2024 12:37 AM |
@ R2
That's from the new Tom Daley collection!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 1, 2024 11:28 AM |
R2 knitted hostess pants.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 1, 2024 11:35 AM |
Your Chistmas tree isn't cumplete without at least ONE Poke the Bear Naughty Santa ornament. And there are so many options!!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 1, 2024 11:40 AM |
Does the direction the dick ring is worn signify something? Does the head pointing out mean “looking” and pointing in means “welcoming” or just that the wearer has a dick? Or likes dick?
One more thing to confuse me.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 1, 2024 1:40 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 1, 2024 3:22 PM |
For far too many Dl'ers, nothing Santa brings could beat the Bartesian.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 1, 2024 11:24 PM |
A fainting couch, for all the shrieking queens of the DL to collapse on. It has tassels, so you'll have something to clutch.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 2, 2024 7:30 AM |
A string of pearls to clutch
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 2, 2024 8:14 AM |
And a strand of anal beads to clinch
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 2, 2024 8:26 AM |
A sterling silver telephone dialer, of course.
Buy one for everyone on your gift list!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 2, 2024 8:33 AM |
R12 Please review the attached materials. Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 2, 2024 5:32 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 2, 2024 5:36 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 2, 2024 5:37 PM |
R11 It makes flat shitty tasting cocktails from powder.
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