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Let's post the perfect holiday gift for our beloved Dataloungers

I'll start.

I'm buying Datalounge this twinkly pinky ring with a cock on it!!

Isn't it festive.

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by Anonymousreply 19December 2, 2024 5:46 PM

somebody should Warhol this

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by Anonymousreply 1November 27, 2024 11:30 PM

I'm sure some of you would love this.

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by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2024 12:23 AM

Isn't that the Pope's pontifical ring which everyone kisses?

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2024 12:37 AM

@ R2

That's from the new Tom Daley collection!

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2024 11:28 AM

R2 knitted hostess pants.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2024 11:35 AM

Your Chistmas tree isn't cumplete without at least ONE Poke the Bear Naughty Santa ornament. And there are so many options!!!

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by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2024 11:40 AM

The Vivian Vance duvet cover, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2024 12:08 PM

Does the direction the dick ring is worn signify something? Does the head pointing out mean “looking” and pointing in means “welcoming” or just that the wearer has a dick? Or likes dick?

One more thing to confuse me.

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2024 1:40 PM

"Short'nin' Bread"

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by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2024 3:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2024 3:22 PM

For far too many Dl'ers, nothing Santa brings could beat the Bartesian.

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by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2024 11:24 PM

A fainting couch, for all the shrieking queens of the DL to collapse on. It has tassels, so you'll have something to clutch.

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by Anonymousreply 12December 2, 2024 7:30 AM

A string of pearls to clutch

by Anonymousreply 13December 2, 2024 8:14 AM

And a strand of anal beads to clinch

by Anonymousreply 14December 2, 2024 8:26 AM

A sterling silver telephone dialer, of course.

Buy one for everyone on your gift list!

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by Anonymousreply 15December 2, 2024 8:33 AM

R12 Please review the attached materials. Thank you.

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by Anonymousreply 16December 2, 2024 5:32 PM
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by Anonymousreply 17December 2, 2024 5:36 PM
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by Anonymousreply 18December 2, 2024 5:37 PM

R11 It makes flat shitty tasting cocktails from powder.

by Anonymousreply 19December 2, 2024 5:46 PM
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