Need Gift Suggestions

Cash

Canes

De Walt gift card

If they live somewhere that gets winter, very nice wool throws.

Do they smoke pot?

Buy them a Gift card to buy medicinal marijuana!!

Something in rough wool.

Do they wear underwear?

$500? I'd take happily take the cash.

But then again, I'm poor.

Cash seems so wrong. What do we think about a couples spa day for them?

Thanks rescue-chick, but they live in a tropical climate.

I’m reading cash is gaining acceptance as a gift. Cash and a smaller item, to help them to remember that time you gave them !$500! could be nice.

Would it help if I added some things about them? They are early 50s, very athletic, play golf and soccer (I've already gifted them golf clubs), are into water sports (not that kind!) and are not terribly domestic/don't cook much. Maybe a cert for a great restaurant? I've run out of fun and interesting ideas. Thanks

A rug making class.

massages

[quote]I've already gifted them golf clubs

You did? Don't real golfers need to be measured for their clubs? Ergo, if you did get them clubs, I'm going to assume it was either a gift certificate or they took the clubs back.

Do better this time.

Even though they don’t cook much, what about a Vitamix? They can easily make everything from smoothies to soups to cocktails.

How about a gift certificate to a local arts center? I've given gift certificates to a center in a nearby town that has concerts, classic movies, shows the Met Opera telecasts, stand-up comedians, etc.

That is correct R14.

If they don't cook, what about gift cards to several different restaurants?

You’ve not given any details about them besides lesbian couple and $500. I won’t even try with those broad parameters.

Nut Loaf of the Month Club.

Squirrels. Death.

matching vagina capes.

OP just wanted us all to know how much he spends on friends.

Lingerie and perfume, of course!

Actually - it would help if you gave us the general area where you live. If its tropical - I'm assuming you're in Florida. Fort Lauderdale?

We need a few more details. There's a shockingly low amount of theatre in south Florida.

Try the Opa Locka Playhouse.

Boundaries

By referring to them as “who” not “that”, OP.

They have a house or apartment, a nice gift could be a Bose Wave iV table radio. Rich, full sound.

A book of “fuck off” coupons for every day of the year

Sex toys

lesbians tend to like practical gifts such as keys, wallets, tools, or seeds.

Matching Birkenstocks.

Complete make overs at Elizabeth Arden

Matching tool belts are always appreciated.

Power tools

Criterion Channel or Master Class make nice gifts.

Criterion channel subscription sucks bad

An Amtrak gift certificate.

Soil, or good fertilizer for it.

Keys, R31? Keys?!?

How hard can it be to buy gifts for lesbians? Just get a dream catcher, a couple of mugs with whales on them, and a can of WD40, and throw them all into a bag.

Bread pudding and a loaded baked potato.

Hostess pants for their occasional smart dinner parties? Or maybe a margarine fountain to wow the guests?

Serious suggestion though: If you’re by the ocean, you could go to a local rental shop and see if they’ll let you buy a day out on jet-skis or a catamaran that the girls can then schedule for the date of their choice. I’m in Boca Raton part of the year and I did this for my husband a while back. It worked out well. It’s one of those things we would say every once in a while — “We should go out on a boat one of these weekends”— but were to lazy/noncommittal to do the negligible legwork of arranging it. Prepaying it made it more tangible and not as much a chore to book.

They both could probably use some deodorant, lice medication, and a new copy of the Melissa Etheridge Greatest Hits CD.