Let's Establish a Gay Homeland

I don't think we fully thought it through when Provincetown, Palm Springs and Fort Lauderdale were chosen. They're more seasonal destinations and the other half of the year is hell.

Central coast of California is still relatively under-developed - trains to SF and LA. Good weather, great wine and produce, nice beaches. Yes - I know there are some expensive areas there now - but nothing like NorCal or SoCal.

That sounds nice, r1. Easy enough to establish a way homeland in California; just move there in big enough numbers and take over the local government. Gavin'll have your backs.

Gay, not way!

[quote] That sounds nice, [R1]. Easy enough to establish a way homeland in California; just move there in big enough numbers and take over the local government. Gavin'll have your backs.

Gays were able to oust a severely homophobic mayor in Ft Lauderdale but haven't defeated the homophobic Congressman in Palm Springs. One big problem is that, as soon as gays move in, the prices go way up.

I'm the sparkles everywhere!

R4 - that's because the congressman's area is really big and PS is only a small area. The rest of the area is - well, nowhere I would want to live. The rest of Coachella Valley has a lot of old white retired folks from other places who vote Republican because - well, they're old white straight people.

San Francisco

Detroit

I don’t think a gay homeland is the answer. The MAGA “Christians” would just invade and try to claim the resources.

The solution is for the Blue States to band together and beg Canada to take us in.

All LGBTQ and progressives living in red states are welcome to join us in our new country.

Jackson, Mississippi

Vatican City

Ascension Island. Very remote and it looks pretty. There's an forest there that was planted 150 years ago using seeds from botanical gardens. It has a crazy mixture of plants that you won't find elsewhere.

We could take over the Falklands. It would also help solve the British/Argentina fight over them -- a win-win for everyone.

No pussy allowed except ElderLez

Warm weather gays would not see the Falkland Islands as a desirable homeland. However, if you added incentives like free 24/7 ferry service linking the islands to mainland Argentina, which would mean access to an endless supply of hot Argentinian cock. We'd reinvigorate their often turbulent economy. A win for both sides.

Im not interested in a Homeland. I have no desire to be segregated from people in general.

[quote] No pussy allowed except ElderLez

What about my pussy? It's very well behaved.

At least we'll have great food and entertainment

Well, since P-Town is mostly gay, whey don't we just take over all of Rhode Island? We'll let the young Italian studs stay if they agree to be serviced by gay men.

I think most of you missed the gist of the statement. A homeland would be a sovereign nation. Not a city in the US that will still be subject to Trump's rule. The problem is we would need a very rich gay to buy an island or something, but all the rich gays support Trump.

Very few changes would be necessary for Vatican City, r11.

Also, this thread shows how parochial most posters here are. Like, what about an island in the Mediterranean? A coast on south america? Africa? But no, just sorry north American states…

What flag should we have

[quote] What flag should we have?

Something with 🍆🍆🍆, silly.

Great idea. And then the trans will be setting off bombs endlessly until we have to build an iron dome. And then when the trannies commit a horrific terrorist attack against us and we fight back, the world will support them.

What kind of cuisine should we claim as our native cuisine?

😠 r14

Well that’s stupid, R14. Of course our lesbian sisters would be included.

Who do you think cared for us when we were sick?

There must be anti-prude legislation that properly punishes people who report or object to lewd behavior in parks and public restrooms.

Why would I want to enclave myself for a safeness denied my other fellow humans and creatures?

This mythical place is called California.

(Shudder.)

[quote]I don’t think a gay homeland is the answer. The MAGA “Christians” would just invade and try to claim the resources.

We'd be like Israel surrounded by Muslim theocracies.

We'd be captured and enslaved, forced to style hair, do makeup, design gowns, do floral arrangements, and plan weddings for our fundie xtian overlords.

[quote] We'd be captured and enslaved

I fear we will be forced to service straight men, many, many straight men, for hours at a time. Our throats will be ravaged.

We’ll call it the “Rainbow Eden”!

Let’s take over New Zealand.

We would need to screen out the anti-trans maniacs like r25. They ruin the vibe. A gay country needs to be fun and playful, not angry and weird.

When a name for the homeland is decided, its formal title should be "The Most Serene Republic of ----." San Marino shouldn't be the only country with such a fabulous formal name.

How will this homeland be governed? Will it be a full democracy or some form of hierarchy based looks? If democracy is the choice, the system should be parliamentary like most of Europe. The U.S. system places too much control in the hands of the President, which could lead to some log-cabin Trump-like narcissist conning his way to power and trying to destroy the system from within.

It’s lovely, it’s got lots of ocean front property, and I am pretty sure some goats. And it’s very underpriced.

Anthrax Island

Get in quickly for an early bird 10% off rentals and purchases. Beat the rush. OK I see where rush might be confusing.

Just get in early

Let’s be sure to steal bunch land from Deplorables so we can have a forever war.

Vatican City?

[quote]Let’s take over New Zealand.

It wouldn't be a cakewalk, especially if you piss off the Maori people. They've been through colonization before and will cut a bitch if similar tactics are used again. Some of those hot muscular studs who perform the Haka dance would make great tops, though.

[quote] Well, since P-Town is mostly gay, whey don't we just take over all of Rhode Island? We'll let the young Italian studs stay if they agree to be serviced by gay men.

Oh, dear.

R36: There's no way in HELL that the Most Serene Dominion of Homostan (or insert name here) is not going to have a Queen as Head of State, even if just ceremonial.

Actually, a Constitutional Drag Queen as Head of State giving a Lip Sync from the Throne wouldn't be bad....

Costa Rica would be perfect.

We have to write a national anthem!

History alert. The idea was floated back in 1970

[quote]We have to write a national anthem!

We HAVE that, silly.

[quote]All LGBTQ and progressives living in red states are welcome to join us in our new country.

Just the cute ones.

Boys boys don’t waste your time on this. Enjoy and relax while you can.

My team and I have been working on this for months. OK my team has. We have a big announcement coming in Feb.

How about Riyadh, Saudi Arabia?

This homeland would have to have a policy that when citizens turn 65 they're deported.

We don't want any old saggy butts waddling around that we have to foot the cost of medical care for.

[quote] How about Riyadh, Saudi Arabia?

There should be a Las Vegas-like enclave in Saudi Arabia where all the gays could live and the Arab men could come for a blowjob.

^^^^ I think that's Dubai

The Blue States don’t need Canada to take us in. We’ve got our own history and Constitution and a big enough economy to form our own nation. Naming it will be a bitch.

R44 Yes, I also remember some plan back in the 70s for gays to begin settling somewhere in Montana. As I recall, it was in the unincorporated but census designated area around "Big Sky" and used that in its name.

Montana is lost to us now. It’s for the militias and billionaires.

I know what our national motto should be...

Will we send a team to the Olympics?

R-C's not a lesbian, R28. She has to stay here with her pit bulls.

But the guy I took care of, Tony from Chicago (RIP), can vouch for me.

R35

[quote]We would need to screen out the anti-trans maniacs

So if we gays were to start our own country it would also be overrun with trannies? How lovely! Are we also going to be shamed by the government into having sex with “men with vaginas?”

[quote]Costa Rica would be perfect.

Now that's a good one. Plus, there's no military to worry about.. In fact, the 76th anniversary of the country abolishing its military is tomorrow.

[quote] We would need to screen out the anti-trans maniacs

Everyone who accuses anyone of being anti-trans will of course have to be barred from the homeland. People who are less psychologically disturbed than those people will be medically treated appropriately.

R54 True. But I see that Gallatin County where the Big Sky area is located (near Bozeman) is still BLUE. Kamala won the county, as did dem U.S. Senator Jon Testor who was trying to hang on to his seat, but lost the statewide vote.

Here's a suggestion. How about we don't make the Gay Homeland in the US? Firstly, Americans are extremely homophobic (certainly the most homophobic of any western country) and have a long history of violence and working against gay people to keep us down and "othered". Specifically religious white Americans. With the second Trump presidency looming, this will only get worse as these people feel emboldened and justified by Trump's resurrection.

Secondly, because of the prevalence of so many guns, any Gay Homeland within the US would just attract gun violence, bombs and other violence/hatred from extremists in general. So let's not.

I nominate a warm, tropical location like Bali or something similar. A large island.

[quote]This homeland would have to have a policy that when citizens turn 65 they're deported

We take care of our own R49. Think Logan's Run.

Let’s make it for gay men only. That way we can fuck in public when we feel like it. No women or children. All visitors must have a full tourist visa and sign a waiver that they’re not allowed to be offended if they see public sex.

How about the cayes off Belize?

(Oh for goodness sake R64 like many a lesbian, I’ve walked through the meat rack on Fire Island without calling the police, having a meltdown or pointing and laughing)

R65 You get automatic full citizenship rights.

Thanks R66, I’d like to sponsor my wife as well. You’ll like her.

Will we have a military? We love men in uniform

^^^We could kidnap those handsome Swiss Guards in their colorful uniforms from the Vatican. They will be free to explore their sinful side as long as the homeland remains at peace.

[quote]The Blue States don’t need Canada to take us in. We’ve got our own history and Constitution and a big enough economy to form our own nation.

I don’t think Canada needs to take us in, but if the costal states form their own republic Canada will be a valuable ally since we can transport goods and resources up north without having to deal with hostile red territories.

We can vet any straight men for limited entry based on their appearance and dick size, as long as they tolerate our endless and unsubtle attempts to seduce them. Permanent entry will only be granted if they marry a charter resident and provide…permanent entry. And re-entry.

The problem with establishing our homeland is that we would have to start from zero: no infra, no power, no gays. What we should do is all move to Puerto Vallarta. You can establish up to 4-year residency in Mexico without trouble (still maintaining your us citizenship). Once enough of us are there, pouring money into the local economy, we can start to run of office and take over politically, possibly establishing a new political party in Mexico. Mexico is much further ahead in LGBT rights than the US, including same-sex marriage, adoption and civil unions. Close enough to the US if you needed to travel back you could with relative ease so all the Disney gays can still go to Disney. Lower cost of living. cheaper medical and prescription drugs (even much of them available over the counter). d

The pride flag should fly high during pride month, but in remembrance of the offense it caused Mrs. Alito, we should fly an upside down "Vergogna" flag below it to remember our victory over all forms of cuntery.

I am not sure about the ambiance, but Chad already has the perfect name.

You have to steal the land from someone. I think a city-state in Italy, like poster r36 mentioned --San Marino. You don't want to be stuck in the middle of nowhere like Ascension Island (smack in the middle of the Atlantic), too far south like New Zealand, or a strip of Argentina, Chile, Namibia, etc.

1 - Buy enough land to incorporate into a city.

2 - Expand its boundaries as much as reasonably possible

3 - Include mountain and coastal terrains.

4 - Create an online liberation movement

5 - Bribe Italy to give you semi-autonomous status.

6 - Come out gloriously gay.

Just takes money and will. Concentrate on the Adriatic side.

Do you think the A-list white gays and white passing Latino’s will establish a nobility class topped by a royal family?

Let's take over Puerto Rico.

[quote]Do you think the A-list white gays and white passing Latino’s will establish a nobility class topped by a royal family?

The manual labourers will be the tops.

There will be no fluoride but we will be pumping in every med know to man into the water supply. NO POPPERS

You will be seperated , as is proper, not actually independent,

You're banned R79. You can destroy the US instead of our new Gay Homeland.

R80 that is it. I am moving DL up to #1 for age verification starting in Feb. Get your drivers lic, passport, and birth certificate all 3 ready

The King sang you will be back but in your case you boys are never leaving.

It’s a brave new world and the good gays are happy.

R75 Ravenna?

This could be our state motto.

No Gay Homeland in Southern California, No!! Pick western Oregon or western Washington State!!

I do not need you DL whiny faggots near me!! I will buy the land wherever you wish to settle, not near me.

Go to the center of Nevada of an island in the Pacific, I'll pay!!

LOL, R83. A lot of U.S. states have motto's written in Latin, so I used Google translator to change that phrase from English to Latin and got:

"Ego amare infantem suum nequeunt cum butthole"

I didn't expect cum to make it in there, but since it does, I think we have our motto.

For extra shits and giggles, I did a Latin to English translation of the phrase to see what would come up and got this:

"I can't love his baby with a butthole"

I can only imagine the kind of incestuous echo-chamber place that would be. No, thanks.

If you put "butt hole" (rather than "butthole") into Google translate, it comes up with the Latin "petat foraminis". It translates back to English as "he asked for a hole".

There's always that place in the middle of the South Atlantic known as "Inaccessible Island."

[quote]I can only imagine the kind of incestuous echo-chamber place that would be. No, thanks.

That's fine. No one wants to deal with people know to constantly bitch and moan about a place, when they can simply go somewhere else that's more to their liking. A win-win for both sides.

There should be a total and complete ban on all transsexuals and nonbinary people.

Just think in this new land you could spend all day and night with DLers at breakfast, lunch, dinner, happy hours, shopping, while taking a walk, while at the dentist, at the laundromat, the dog park, and of course here on Forum

And people think that sounds like a good idea?

R91 Oh yeah, and there should also be a total and complete ban on Teacake. He should be inadmissible.

r82 - Ravenna is PERFECT. Filled with stuff good gays want and NEED. See below - per ChatGPT

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Ravenna, located in Italy's Emilia-Romagna region, is a gem for art, history, and culture lovers, as well as a great base for nature enthusiasts. Here's a detailed look:

[bold]Cultural/Architectural Assets [/bold]

---Basilica di San Vitale: Stunning mosaics.

---Mausoleum of Galla Placidia: A small but exquisite structure with breathtaking mosaic ceilings.

---Basilica of Sant'Apollinare Nuovo: Another mosaic masterpiece.

---Dante’s Tomb (Tomba di Dante): A NEW GAY PILGRIMAGE SITE

---Classense Library: A beautiful and historic library housing manuscripts and rare books.

[bold]Beaches[/bold]

---Marina di Ravenna: A short drive (10-15 minutes) from the city center, with lively nightlife, seaside restaurants, and soft sand.

---Lido di Dante and Lido di Classe: Natural beaches ideal for relaxation.

---Pineta di Ravenna: A forested area along the coast.

[bold]Mountains[/bold]

---Monte Fumaiolo (2 hours by car): A beautiful mountain region where the Tiber River originates, perfect for hiking and picnics.

---Tuscan-Emilian Apennines National Park (2.5 hours by car): Skiing in winter.

I like this one--

"Tempus praeteritum abiit; nunc futurum timendum."

Means something akin to

"It is not a time to criticize the past, it is a time to fear the future."

Captures the zeitgeist and gives the gay homeland a riotous "last dance in Versailles" feel.

r91 - It's only a matter of time before this time of openness and tolerance ends. The gay homeland is about partying until the trains come. As Chris Rock said --

"Ni**ers and Jews, that train is never late." Out-gays and trans will probably have the conductor waiting.

R95 Why do you need to say “Ni**ers?” Don’t be niggardly with them G’s.

R93 I am glad you approve!

I love the symbolism of its being right outside the Rubicon. And it is also the city of exiles; not just Dante, but the Roman and Byzantine empires.

(And of course it is beautiful and the food is fabulous)

There's a 750 acre island for sale off of Greece. The listing even says it's large enough for a small city.

Pool your pennies boys, build up, then declare independence in 25 years.

If you want bigger, there's a group of three islands available near the Philippines totaling 1105 acres.

r97 -- I love the symbolism of its being right outside the Rubicon.

Great R99. There are tons of impoverished young nubile men desperate for cash nearby who would make some great cheap prostitutes.

Have you considered Darfur?

(Bring food.)

Are the islands in the Philippines anywhere near the insane Muslims or the other terrorist's groups?

I don't want you to get kidnapped, violated, murdered by extremely crazy Muslims, because I'm not paying your ransom.

Unless they're HOT, sexy Muslims. Just no Gay Homeland in Southern California.

R103 Most of the Philippines (86%) remains Catholic, and these islands aren't near the three areas where the Muslim population (6%) is said to congregate.

R103/104 My partner is originally from Zamboanga, which is in the Muslim region in the southern Philippines. He himself is not Muslim, and the way he described it to me, the majority of the population there is still Christian, but that’s the region where the majority of Muslims in the Philippines live.

My point is, that region is so fucking dangerous that I can’t even go there to visit his family. I could be kidnapped and held for ransom. Gee, I wonder why he never wants to go back and visit.

I bet Trans folks would be banished or regulated to a Trans Ghetto.

If we want to add a little Philippine flair to the homeland, R105, I'd suggest naming our capital city "New General Santos."

There's an interesting WIkipedia article on what people call "micronations." There are many around the world. Search on: "List of Micronations."

One interesting micronation straddles the French and Swiss border. It's called the Republic of Saugeais.

Perhaps we could move in stealthily, buy up property slowly, and take that one over.

We could even keep the same name, since it sounds so much like "So Gay!"

Do you get any benefits in a micronation if you have a micropeen?

Are you kidding R106? Trannies aren’t going to be allowed in at all. If you would’ve bothered to notice, the title of this thread says “gay homeland” not “LGBTQ homeland.”

And only hot gays. And there has to be a 50/50 top-bottom ratio. None of this 10 bottoms in search of a top business. Vers guys are preferred and get a tax credit.

How about Uruguay for the non-disabled among us, Paraguay for the cripples, and Ulan Bator for the solosexuals?

R111 What about gays who mostly just prefer oral? Are we allowed?

I wonder what would be different about a gay homeland city. For instance, there would be public urinals out in the open and plenty of glory holes. What else?

r14 why not young lesbians??

We should have strict quarantine protocols. No one should be allowed in without getting a full battery of STD testing, and everybody must be completely clean to be admitted. Anyone with HIV should be banned for life. Any citizens who travel outside the country need to be quarantined and retested when re-entering. This way we can ensure a population free of STDs and we can fuck whoever we want at any time without the need for condoms or drugs.

R116 then you will need camps to quarantine those who test negative, for 3 months. Incubation period for syphilis up to 90 days.

Our homeland should be strictly gay male (with straight men allowed in if they agree to be serviced). Lesbians and trans people should set up their own homelands.

We should invite the Spanish Legion to be our police force.

[quote]For instance, there would be public urinals out in the open and plenty of glory holes. What else?

Those things will be available in the Whore District.

We will observe the Belgium model for our sex workers, who are entitled to formal employment contracts, including sick pay and pensions.

I'll pass. Too many gays spoil the soup. I lived in a few gayborhoods when i was younger. It was fun then. But I wouldn't go back.

The Serene Dominion of His citizenship test should be “are you a man who is attracted to men?”

Why would lesbians want to live amidst a bunch of gay men? I can’t think of two groups with less natural affinity.

Omitting anyone with HIV is going to seriously diminish the number of attractive, sane, fun men. How about we put Prep in the drinking water?

Who said the gay community and project 25 could not find common ground and a common purpose.

r122 = Cam & Mitch

Neiman Marcus.

Lots of shiny things, men, baubles.

Opportunity to purchase and to be purchased by anyone.

No R113.