We need to talk about Ronan Farrow’s not so secret musical career
Under the pseudonym “Villiers”. He’s put out a country pop breakup ballad duet “Cry” with the lead singer of Sixpence None the Richer.
Also the lyrics sound like his ex cheated on him but the guy must also have a golden dick and beer flavored balls because they broke up well over two years ago and he is still singing about it.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 1, 2024 12:16 PM
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I looked up the music video. I guess it's really not so secret at all, OP, since he's in the video.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | November 25, 2024 8:02 PM
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R1 yeah but unless you know to go look for it, you’d never know.
It’s actually not a bad song. I wouldn’t say he’s at any risk of becoming the next big popstar but it’s not terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 25, 2024 8:09 PM
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Welp. Proof positive he's not Frank's kid.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 25, 2024 8:20 PM
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It's like two different songs. I like his part better.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 25, 2024 8:33 PM
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It’s always been pretty obvious he’s not Frank’s. I do think Mia and him hooked up around the time Ronan was conceived and she this wasn’t lying when she said it was possible, it was just an extremely slim possibility since he had already had a vasectomy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 25, 2024 8:41 PM
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He's not terrible..but, my god, has he had a lot of plastic surgery or something?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 25, 2024 8:41 PM
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He reminds me of a blonde kd lang but without the singing talent.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 25, 2024 8:42 PM
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R8 yeah he needs to ease up on that. He had a beautiful face and didn’t need to mess with it.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 25, 2024 8:44 PM
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Ronan looks a lot like Mia did.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 25, 2024 8:46 PM
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[quote]We need to talk about Ronan Farrow’s not so secret musical career
We beg to differ.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 25, 2024 8:47 PM
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R11 yeah the whole “he looks like Frank” thing is really just because Mia also looks like Frank
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 25, 2024 9:08 PM
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R7 At the time the Ronan would have been conceived Sinatra was recuperating from invasive bowel surgery in Palm Springs. But I'm sure little Mia could've found a way to accommodate the legendary schlong without putting him under too much distress.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 25, 2024 9:09 PM
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Can't imagine why he wouldn't want to retain a cool given name like Satchel. Would've been so sympatico with his budding musical career.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 25, 2024 9:21 PM
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R16 probably because Woody picked it.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 25, 2024 9:25 PM
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R15
(1) Invasive bowel surgery is majorly debilitating. Sex unlikely drg recovery.
(2) Frank was clipped by then.
Plus, Ronan seems to have inherited Woody's nasality.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 25, 2024 9:26 PM
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If not actually crying, Jon Lovett seemed to at least get at little misty eyed post election night.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2024 9:32 PM
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Did you know that Villiers is one of Mia's middle names?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 25, 2024 9:39 PM
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R19 to a certain extent I feel for him but he also spent the last 4+ years crapping on Biden, beefing with the KHive and mocking Kamala endlessly so he did his part to contribute to the shitty outcome
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 25, 2024 10:26 PM
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I just saw someone speculate that this song is about Lovett being on the spectrum but undiagnosed and that makes a lot of sense. (I also think Ronan is on the spectrum)
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 26, 2024 1:38 AM
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His speaking voice is lower than that. He should sing in a lower register, as his upper sounds whiny.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 26, 2024 2:02 AM
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Poor Ronan has had all that plastic surgery and has no singing talent yet MIA IS BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2024 2:06 AM
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His voice is nicely suited to musical theater but pop music maybe not so much. It is better than the dance song (“Born to Lie”) he put on his podcast a few years back, though, which come to think of it was also probably about his ex cheating on him.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2024 2:08 AM
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Can we just not, and say we did?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 26, 2024 2:09 AM
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Ronan’s father is Mike Nichols.
Woody could not have children. He wrote it into Hannah and Her Sisters. Tony Roberts played the surrogate.
Ronan lived with Mike Nichols and Diane Sawyer for several years when he was going to college in New York.
Ronan has had the tip of his nose worked on but he’s always had the bridge. John Farrow, Woody Allen and Frank Sinatra did not have Roman noses. Nichols did.
Aspergers can be fun.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | November 26, 2024 2:29 AM
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R28 I agree with this theory also. Nichols is also a donor Woody would agree to because he respected him as an artist. I doubt he would have wanted it to be Frank.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 26, 2024 2:32 AM
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Check out his 2015 Avril Lavigne cover at the “Rand Paul for President” hackathon.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 26, 2024 2:39 AM
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To the degree that he seems to want to reject Woody, wouldn't he seek out some kind of confirmation? A cheap ancestry test would at least rule out some possibilities.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 26, 2024 2:56 AM
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R32 That would be a lose-lose for Satchel, who'd much rather keep up the Papa Frank affectation. In the unlikely event that he's not Woody's kid, wouldn't Woody be entitled to a refund for all those child-support payments?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 26, 2024 3:00 AM
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Even after all the surgery, Ronan looks like a mashup of Letty Aronson and Mama Mia.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 26, 2024 3:02 AM
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R32 he will never do that because Ronan being Woody’s kid is why Woody could not get away with his “I barely knew this woman or her kids and I met Soon-Yi when she was 19 as though she was a perfect stranger” narrative
Also, though I think it’s unlikely, he risks finding out that he does actually share Woody’s DNA and in that case he probably doesn’t want to know
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 26, 2024 3:06 AM
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R35 Allen has never proposed that narrative or anything like it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 26, 2024 3:17 AM
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r36 you’re saying he honestly told the media he was marrying his girlfriend’s daughter that he’d helped raise since she was 8? That’s not how I remember it
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 26, 2024 3:22 AM
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Before he and Lovett split, he looked like he was experimenting with a pre-MTF transition phase, and the Sinatra resemblance faded somewhat.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 26, 2024 3:43 AM
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I don’t know why Dataloungers insist on thinking Ronan is trans or ever thought about transitioning. He turned into a gym “progress” guy and started bodybuilding immediately after they broke up.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 26, 2024 3:46 AM
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(Actually, Lovett is the one who isn’t totally gender binary)
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 26, 2024 3:49 AM
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R39 Anectodal perhaps, but he and Lovett appeared in an interview from their home, his hair was grown out and flippable, wearing a blousy outfit, and acting very fem. Could be he was just playing or punking the interviewer.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 26, 2024 4:06 AM
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According to the nanny’s book Satchel had gender dysphoria and Woody sent him to therapy.
You just know Mia wishes she had transed him in retrospect.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 26, 2024 4:43 AM
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I thinks he's pretty damned good. He's trying something different and I admire him for that.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 26, 2024 9:29 AM
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Isn't Satchel like a bag? Imagine naming your kid Bag.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 26, 2024 10:58 AM
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He was named after the baseball player Leroy Robert " Satchel " Paige.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 26, 2024 11:00 AM
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How can he accuse his ex of cheating when he himself was on Grindr nearly every day back then? 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 26, 2024 11:17 AM
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R46 according to word on the street it sounds like they both were.
I don’t think the openness per se was the problem it was more that they had different attitudes toward it. Ronan clearly wanted to do hookups together (as he does with his current bf) and that wasn’t his ex’s thing.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 26, 2024 12:25 PM
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R41 having long hair & a loose shirt on does not make you trans
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 26, 2024 12:27 PM
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I don’t know if Ronan had gender dysphoria as a kid, people tell a lot of lies about this family, but if so Woody should take responsibility since he made it clear even before Ronan was born that he hated boys, felt boys were evil, and had no interest in him because of it. Said it to his face all the time. They had a terrible relationship from day one.
Ronan is actually quite lucky he wasn’t a girl because if he had been he’d have been the one Woody was obsessed with instead of Dylan. But he wouldn’t have known that as a baby obviously.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 26, 2024 1:00 PM
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[quote]Ronan is actually quite lucky he wasn’t a girl because if he had been he’d have been the one Woody was obsessed with instead of Dylan
frau alert @ r49
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 26, 2024 1:53 PM
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Another talentless nepo (surrogate) baby who won’t stay in their conspiracist lane forcing their vanity projects on us.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 26, 2024 2:05 PM
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R13, a statement of resistance is best placed in the camp of the creeps.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 26, 2024 2:05 PM
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R50 it’s facts babe. Woody wanted a blonde girl baby with blue eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 26, 2024 2:06 PM
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He used to have his own news show on MSNBC and I loved it-stick with what-cha know…
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 26, 2024 3:49 PM
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R55 he still does that kind of stuff, just with HBO. He just put out a documentary about spyware. Not the most compelling stuff, but important information.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 26, 2024 4:08 PM
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I haven't felt forced to watch the new HBO/MAX doc on surveillance yet. Would this qualify as a talent free conspiracist vanity endeavour, in your mind?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 26, 2024 7:47 PM
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R53 Well he got his daughters, neither appear to have those physical characteristics, but they sure do love and feel protective of their dad.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 26, 2024 8:08 PM
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What's up with her hair?
Looks like a thatched bird's nest full of split ends.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 26, 2024 8:12 PM
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R59 he started getting Zoomer-style boy band haircuts from Lukas Gage’s celebrity stylist and it’s been downhill ever since. He should have stuck with his long hair, it looked great during the pandemic when he wasn’t cutting it at all
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 26, 2024 8:22 PM
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[quote] I do think Mia and him hooked up around the time Ronan was conceived
Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]
"Mia and he"
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 26, 2024 9:05 PM
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R61 Thank you, it is very important that we use proper grammar while shitposting on a gossip forum
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 26, 2024 10:25 PM
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[quote]Another talentless nepo (surrogate) baby who won’t stay in their conspiracist lane forcing their vanity projects on us.
Have you looked at his accomplishments? He was a child prodigy, starting college at 11 and graduating at 15, then going on to Yale Law School. Rhodes scholar, talented author, successful journalist and broadcaster, worked for UNICEF and the Obama administration... He's achieved more in his 36 years of life than most centenarians alive today. If he is "talentless," what word would you use to describe the rest of us?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 26, 2024 11:13 PM
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At first I thought Leigh Nash was a drag queen. That is until I saw the tits.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 27, 2024 2:54 AM
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Mia's descriptions of the dead children reminded me of Patty Hearst's memorials for her dead SLA comrades.
[quote]Cinque was in a race with time believing that every minute must be another step forward in the fight to save the children. Gelina was beautiful. She taught me how to fight the enemy within through her constant struggle with bourgeois conditioning. Gabi crouched low with her ass to the ground. She practiced until her shotgun was an extension of her right and left arms. Zoya, female guerrilla. Perfect love and perfect hate reflected in stone cold eyes. Fahizah taught me to shoot first and make sure the pig is dead before splitting. She was wise and bad. Cujo was the gentlest, most beautiful man I’ve ever known. He taught me the truth as he learned it from the beautiful brothers in California’s concentration camps Neither Cujo or I had ever loved an individual the way we loved each other. Our relationships foundation was our commitment to the struggle and our love for the People.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 27, 2024 3:35 AM
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We thought “oh dear” dead but she’s still schlepping vowels while attendants empty her bowels in 3 8hr shifts.(she still enjoys contributing something)
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 27, 2024 7:17 AM
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Maybe just accept that he is extremely accomplished by anyone's standard, R68, rather than posting the mindless "R64 = Mia" to demonstrate your lack of wit and imagination.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 27, 2024 9:02 AM
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[quote] At first I thought Leigh Nash was a drag queen
At first I thought she was a throwback Chrissy Amplett of the Divinyls.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 27, 2024 9:56 AM
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Ronan Farrow is certainly academically "accomplished." But that doesn't stop him from being a sanctimonious, disingenuous, oleaginous, agenda-driven phony who's engineered his life and looks to impress an easily impressed fan base who chooses to view him, ludicrously, as an intrepid, groundbreaking reporter. Unsavory.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 29, 2024 6:05 PM
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[quote]easily impressed fan base who chooses to view him, ludicrously, as an intrepid, groundbreaking reporter.
The New Yorker magazine and the Pulitzer Prize Board would seem to agree
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 29, 2024 6:30 PM
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He does undeniably good journalistic work, he is also pretty narcissistic. Two things can be true
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 29, 2024 6:34 PM
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I have to laugh when Leigh drops her shoes before joining Ronan to duet.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 29, 2024 6:40 PM
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[quote]Two things can be true
Well, of course. But R72 also dismisses his work: "(...) "easily impressed fan base who choose to view him, ludicrously (...)"
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 29, 2024 6:42 PM
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Doom’s always had a thing against Ronan. Doom are you friends with his ex or something? Spill the tea
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 29, 2024 6:44 PM
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R77 Honey, it's just revulsion. I wish I had a better story. He makes my flesh crawl.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 29, 2024 7:50 PM
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Ronan’s debit card got declined at one of the pride parties this year; I think it was Battle Hymn.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 29, 2024 11:06 PM
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R77 there seem to be possibly multiple posters here who are familiar with Ronan, Jon, and the particulars of their lives, debit card and Grindr usage. If true, without divulging any of your own personal details, would love to hear how that is the case.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 30, 2024 4:42 AM
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R80 it’s remarkable how discreet both they & their friends have been so good luck to you (or anyone here) in unearthing anything.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 30, 2024 6:57 AM
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R67 I have no idea what this description is but it’s nothing to do with her children—?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 30, 2024 8:14 AM
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R21 Villiers is not only Mia's middle name, but also the middle names of his maternal aunt, uncle and grandfather. It was also the maiden name of his maternal grandfather's mother.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 30, 2024 10:23 AM
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R80 there were two posters on here that claimed to have hooked up with Ronan when he was with his ex — one was more plausible than the other.
There wasn’t much tea to spill there other than that apparently they had some rules along the lines of no threesomes and no hooking up at home. The fact that his current breakup ballad says “are you home, is there someone there” supports that narrative. If that guy who told us that story is still out there…well…I certainly believe you now
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 30, 2024 2:11 PM
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Is Ronan Farrow too good to be true?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 85 | November 30, 2024 5:59 PM
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I'm surprised he wanted to bring "Villiers" back to the fore. (I know; I know. I'll see myself out.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 86 | November 30, 2024 6:09 PM
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R80 as for Jon — well, guys on Twitter said he was living the Grindr life but who knows, he was always very discreet. Which was a big part of the problem with that relationship because Ronan wanted to be known that they were open.
He is also now dating the person that used to be their housesitter/dogsitter so I don’t really know what was going on there but I believe Ronan is trying to make an implication with the song, whether it is true or not.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 30, 2024 6:56 PM
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R87 Not being coy, I'm truly not familiar with how Grindr works - is it possible for people of some notoriety, like Jon and Ronan, to reasonably expect to hook up with a degree of anonymity? It seems that regardless of how discreet they might want to be, it's all really dependent on the other party.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 1, 2024 12:51 AM
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^Isn't there some site that is only for well-vetted, rich people that Ben Afflack was using?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 1, 2024 1:02 AM
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What do you mean? Frank eyes are normal.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 1, 2024 2:01 AM
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R88 well people have told stories about Ronan so it hasn’t been totally discreet.
I’m not sure if I believe Lovett is a Grindr person, he seems more like a casual hook up with friends kind of guy. There was a guy on his podcast a while back who made a bunch of jokes about them being fuckbuddies and I don’t think it was just jokes lol
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 1, 2024 12:16 PM
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