Melania: 'I do - how you say? - 'healthy cooking' for big boy and orange man'

I really don't care, do you?

R1 Yes! I'd like to know what she knows how to cook, and does she cook in the nude ?

The only thing she smokes is pole for Russian billionaires.

To Melania, cooking a meal is when she wanders into the kitchen twice to check on the cook's progress.

Yes, it's so healthy so stuff your aging body with silicone and botox. Face it, Donald and Melania are the unhealthiest first couple.

I don't believe RFK is going to lead Americans to healthy diets. The right will get back to complaining about the nanny state first and good luck with Big Ag as well.

And Trump's only just getting a little exposure to these ideas now. He's been looking out at his supporters for a decade... does he see them at all?

We’re supposed to believe Musk, Kennedy, and Trump posed with that food just to “own the libs” because Democrats take things so seriously AND that the former model is in the kitchen whipping up healthy meals for the senile crook who’s paying her bills?

Please. Save your lies for things that matter. This trivial bullshitting is pathetic.

Whorelania cooks? If anyone believes that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'll sell you real cheap!

Yes because if there's one thing Melania wants its Donald to live longer.

I wouldn't be mad if RFK got a few chemicals and additives out of the food system but it will not happen. Everything in Trump world is about less regulation.

Boiled Ass Bitch RFK, Jr's droopy nipples are disgusting.

Melania is cooking dinner? I’m sure she got in the kitchen just after she finished scrubbing the guest powder room and beating the dining room rug…

Maybe she’s become healthier over the years but a home tour they did when Barron was 7 or 8 revealed a cabinet full of Ragu brand pasta sauce which is absolute cheapest, worst sauce on the market.

Ragu! Hahaha!

Hindu Times? Dont eat cows!

The story is probably totally BS, but IF she actually cooks, it's because she wants to and took it up as a hobby. She's not cooking a damn thing for Donald. He's eating his McD and she's eating whatever.

She won't be able to wean him off McDonalds.

I find it hard to believe that a woman who doesn’t even want to live in the same home with her husband is going to take the time to learn to cook for that same husband.

When her mother died, the obituaries said that she was the family cook (for her, Barron and her father, not Donald) and prepared Slovenian dishes exclusively. Who knows, maybe she's taken up some minor cooking to keep Barron supplied with the food he's accustomed to.

Tradwife posturing

“I tell heem, in Europe they no get fat like her in US….”

[quote]She is “cooking family dinners at Trump Tower for the president and their son, Barron,” the source said

This never happened.

She’s too busy serving her giblets to the security detail.

Trump looks bad enough, but RFK Jr looks like boiled pork wearing 10lbs of makeup. What douches.

R14 Other news sites carried the same story, but they were all paywalled, so no need to share them here.

I found her recipes she's been following...

Monster Boy eat what he want and get essersize for it.

Chasing meat.

Ragu has the most sugar out of all the jar sauces.

I'm guessing that Melania has a diet similar to Posh Spice: fish (or skinless, boneless chicken breast) and steamed vegetables, prepared by a paid, personal chef.

Not lemonade, Donald.

Homemade. Still warmy.

You'll like.

yawn.

R27 - Melania spread out quite a bit during menopause and even had a belly. She seems slightly Ozempicked now.

R30, yeah, she's not as extreme as Posh Spice. And she (Melania) was probably eating food from the Old Country. Posh Spice would never eat dumplings and whatnot.

Why are RFK Jr's teeth the same color as his skin?

Out here lookin' like a boiled crawfish with Cajun-spiced boiled corn-on-the-cob teeth.

But to be fair, orange turd seems to have lost some weight

Remember how he lied about his weight when he went for his check up in his first term as president? He said he was 200 pounds? I don't remember

Why would he bother to get healthier now?

Turd is vain, despite being ugly. He probably is on Ozempic, as well.

R34, I can’t remember the exact number but commenters at the time noticed it was exactly one pound less than the obesity designation for his supposed height.

Many Lady join force to RFK. I take the Cipro and join my force too him too.

"If cooking for Orange Man, I follow recipe and add - how you say ? - 'rat poop' for exsa flava in food."

Wonder if she cooked the turkey for today.

Every thing out of these siliconed anused mouthed grifters is a a lie. 4 more years of this nonsense

She loves a sip of semen

Maybe like this?

Does she charge extra to act like she gives a fuck about Donnie's health?

Fucking slag

I wonder if Melania only served white meat today for Thanksgiving ?

Extra secret ingredient is Polonium!

Christ RFK Jr. is repulsive to look at. And listen to.