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Meet Your New Surgeon General

You may have seen on her on TV at your parent’s house! 🤡

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by Anonymousreply 10December 8, 2024 9:41 PM

I see it’s another member of the crucifix crew.

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2024 3:11 AM

Reading the FoxNews.com comments are hilarious: She’s the greatest! Trump is a genius for picking her! She’s a real woman!

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2024 3:14 AM

I’m not a cuntress but I play one on TV.

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2024 3:17 AM

Went to a crappy medical school in the Caribbean

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2024 1:09 AM

Trump picking names out of a hat

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2024 5:19 PM

Darn! I was hoping the Dr. Zit Popper of YouTube fame was on Shitler's list.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2024 5:26 PM

I don't trust fat doctors.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2024 5:34 PM

[quote] She’s a real woman!

Wait, what? MAGATs don't want their wimmen to be gettin no fancy educations and jobs!

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2024 5:38 PM

She killed her father:

Needing a pair of scissors, a 13-year-old girl went into the bedroom where her father was sleeping and reached for a fishing tackle box on a shelf above the bed. But in the darkened room, she accidentally knocked it over.

“Something fell out of it and there was a loud noise,” she recounted to the police. “I saw blood on my father’s ear.” On the floor was a .380 caliber handgun that had fallen with the tackle box and discharged. The girl’s father had been shot through the head. The local newspaper said the police believed it was a “freak accident.”

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by Anonymousreply 9December 8, 2024 7:05 PM

It's smart to pick a Christian Arab, since you get a checkmark for picking an Arab without making Christians uneasy.

by Anonymousreply 10December 8, 2024 9:41 PM
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