I'll start:
"I can't find my phone."
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I'll start:
"I can't find my phone."
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 26, 2024 3:59 PM |
Is it plugged in? Have you tried rebooting?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 21, 2024 11:36 AM |
Has Donald Trump agreed on the outcome of Russia's war with Europe yet?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 21, 2024 11:36 AM |
Do I need to use condoms?
1983 and in
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 21, 2024 11:41 AM |
“The LGBTQ community”
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 21, 2024 11:44 AM |
I'm installing a charger for my car in the garage.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 21, 2024 11:44 AM |
"Tik-Tok is exploding..."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 21, 2024 11:46 AM |
I'm taking a Greyhound to Vermont for an abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 21, 2024 11:47 AM |
My preferred pronouns are...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 21, 2024 11:59 AM |
Is this too much hairspray?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 21, 2024 12:41 PM |
We acknowledge that this school is built on land stolen from the Algonquin.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 21, 2024 12:42 PM |
Did you never misplace the cordless, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 21, 2024 12:44 PM |
“afro-latina, transgender wordsmith, historical materialist, educator, and woodworker…”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 21, 2024 2:25 PM |
Open Borders
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 21, 2024 2:29 PM |
Living in the Washington, DC metro area in the 80s and 90s I never heard anyone refer to it as “The DMV” like they do now.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 21, 2024 2:58 PM |
Have you read Barbra’s book yet? It’s 1,000 pages.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 21, 2024 3:04 PM |
R10 Indeed we do, but we ain't giving it back.
No matter what Ella thinks.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 21, 2024 3:08 PM |
Let's take a selfie!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 21, 2024 3:15 PM |
Did you see that guy's butt on tv last night?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 21, 2024 3:40 PM |
I don't need to record it -- I can just stream it later.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 21, 2024 4:38 PM |
I'm buying a new hybrid.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 21, 2024 4:41 PM |
The wi-fi is down.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 21, 2024 6:04 PM |
GenZ
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 21, 2024 7:01 PM |
It’s literally iconic
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 21, 2024 7:23 PM |
Dual-factor authentication
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 21, 2024 7:30 PM |
Boris
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 21, 2024 7:32 PM |
Her penis
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 21, 2024 7:34 PM |
His vagina
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 21, 2024 7:38 PM |
R25 Moose and Squirrel were always sought out by Bordis and Natasha.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 21, 2024 7:42 PM |
Photos of Kim Kardashian’s surgically stuffed ass broke the internet!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 21, 2024 7:49 PM |
Sending thoughts and prayers for the 48th active shooter situation this year...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 21, 2024 7:49 PM |
"I'm queer"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 21, 2024 8:01 PM |
1994 was a great year.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 21, 2024 8:04 PM |
Roseanne seems like a very stable individual.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 21, 2024 8:21 PM |
"pregnant people"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 21, 2024 8:32 PM |
She’s an influencer.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 21, 2024 8:36 PM |
No thanks, I've had enough coke.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 21, 2024 8:38 PM |
DEI
Diversity
Equity
Inclusion
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 21, 2024 8:40 PM |
It also burst through Marilyn Monroe's iconic Happy Birthday dress, R29.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 21, 2024 8:41 PM |
I’m on prep.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 21, 2024 8:41 PM |
“I’m speaking my truth.”
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 21, 2024 8:41 PM |
"I'm an INFLUENCER."
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 21, 2024 8:42 PM |
R41, see R35.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 21, 2024 8:44 PM |
Owe
Emm
Gee
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 21, 2024 9:33 PM |
My bush is too big; it hides my cock. I need to trim it. Or even shave it entirely!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 21, 2024 9:47 PM |
Doggos Kiddos Littles Showrunner
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 21, 2024 10:21 PM |
Op is a fail. I had a cordless landline phone that I would occasionally and temporarily misplace. I had a phone in my bedroom and that was something I would have said aloud.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 21, 2024 10:32 PM |
Virtue signalling.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 21, 2024 11:10 PM |
“These are my children: Dakota, Madison , Cheyenne, and Sage.”
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 22, 2024 12:04 AM |
R44- That is ESPECIALLY something no one said/contemplated in the 1970's.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 22, 2024 4:29 AM |
Bicycle Lanes ( In Europe yes but not in the USA)
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 22, 2024 4:31 AM |
California had bicycle lanes in the '60s.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 22, 2024 4:35 AM |
r45, the term "kiddos" is really old. older than me
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 22, 2024 4:37 AM |
We've been using future things, but this also works for past things.
"I just put a down payment on a new Stanley Steamer."
"Lillian's son just got drafted!"
"Steak for dinner? I don't think I have enough rationing coupons."
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 22, 2024 5:05 AM |
Get woke, go broke
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 22, 2024 5:08 AM |
Vocal fry.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 22, 2024 5:35 AM |
Ozempic face
Redpilled
"Can you move out of the way so we can film this TikTok dance"?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 22, 2024 10:56 AM |
People talking about a gay male outbreak of monkeypox that is being transmitted thru sexual exposure. And hardly anyone being surprised once again.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 22, 2024 11:06 AM |
"A Vente Skinny Pumpkin Spice Latte with extra whip, please"
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 22, 2024 11:18 AM |
Is his OnlyFans worth subscribing to ?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 22, 2024 1:07 PM |
Taylor Swift is yet again dominating the charts with her 596th album
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 22, 2024 1:45 PM |
"Put on your mask. COVID is getting bad again."
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 22, 2024 1:47 PM |
Multiple genders
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 22, 2024 1:50 PM |
Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Prince, and George Michael were icons who are all greatly missed.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 22, 2024 2:10 PM |
The name Elon Musk
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 22, 2024 2:18 PM |
"This famous social media influencer has made millions off TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, etc. and has gotten endorsements."
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 22, 2024 2:30 PM |
LOL
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 22, 2024 2:33 PM |
He got a better NIL at OSU so he entered the portal. He will be a 9th year senior next season.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 22, 2024 2:34 PM |
"Hawk tuah."
"Reality television"
"A.I."
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 22, 2024 2:38 PM |
"Order one off Amazon"
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 22, 2024 2:55 PM |
Pot is legal!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 22, 2024 3:13 PM |
Never heard "cis," other than as the first syllable of "sister" or (especially) "sissy."
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 22, 2024 3:31 PM |
Asking Siri to answer a question.
Asking Alexa to do anything
Climate Change (it was Global Warning for years)
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 22, 2024 3:34 PM |
Netflix, Max, Hulu, Peacock, Prime Video, Tubi, Paramount+, etc.
Streaming/Binge watching
Podcast
Spotify
Apple Music
Apple vs. Android
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 22, 2024 3:45 PM |
Buy THC products over the internet
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 22, 2024 3:56 PM |
“You had to get your poppers from FRANCE?”
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 22, 2024 4:04 PM |
"Do you know who would make a great president? A former TV host who is a racist bigot, a sexual predator, was convicted of 34 felonies, wants to fuck his own daughter, hates the disabled, and is a wannabe dictator."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 22, 2024 4:41 PM |
The twink went to a chem sex weekend and after came down with sexually transmitted monkey pox, syphilis of the eye, and sexually transmitted ring worm.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 22, 2024 4:53 PM |
You're a white valedictorian at a middle class public high school? Kiss the Ivy League dream goodbye.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 22, 2024 5:05 PM |
Sex is a spectrum. I’m not a man or a woman. I’m nonbinary.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 22, 2024 5:23 PM |
Princess TnT? What a hag!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 22, 2024 5:27 PM |
"Just download it"
"Send it to my Google account"
"Zoom meeting"
"Can we just cuddle rather that Fuck"
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 22, 2024 5:30 PM |
"send me the link"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 22, 2024 5:47 PM |
“My mom just got a new tattoo!”
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 22, 2024 7:59 PM |
(Tangential to R83, although my friends daughter did make this argument, but didn't do it) "But mom, you had snakebites, and dad has 00 gauges! I should be able to split my tongue!"
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 22, 2024 9:54 PM |
Emmy Winner Susan Lucci!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 22, 2024 10:03 PM |
"Can you believe the First Lady showed off her tits and pussy in those soft core lesbian porn photos she posed for a few years ago ?"
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 22, 2024 11:27 PM |
What’s a wine cooler?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 23, 2024 12:27 AM |
Duck lips
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 23, 2024 12:29 AM |
I’m working remote this week.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 23, 2024 12:34 AM |
“Sorry, no cash accepted.”
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 23, 2024 3:04 AM |
About a treatment for AIDS
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 23, 2024 3:31 AM |
I've got a dick and balls but I am a real woman and if you don't agree and don't allow me in women's bathrooms and locker rooms I'll beat the shit out of you and people will cheer me for standing up for trans rights.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 23, 2024 3:43 AM |
Auto-Tune.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 23, 2024 3:58 AM |
School shooter
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 23, 2024 4:23 AM |
"I miss when gas was only $2.89 a gallon."
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 23, 2024 4:55 AM |
Can we have less shoulder padding?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 23, 2024 5:38 AM |
Trigger alert
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 23, 2024 5:40 AM |
And the Oscar goes to Glenn Close
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 23, 2024 7:07 AM |
[Quote] Things You Never Heard in the 80s
[Quote] I'll start:
[Quote] "I can't find my phone."
Wanna bet?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 23, 2024 7:28 AM |
Fran Lebowitz explains how the good gay guys all died and the dregs were left. Dataloung is a perfect example.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 23, 2024 7:31 AM |
“Hey, Good Lookin’! We’ll be back to pick you up later!”
They never came back and I was never good lookin’
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 23, 2024 7:32 AM |
She of course thinks that her success was due to that dead generation R100. But I think she was one of the second tier who rose to the top. And politically, the conoisseurship generation were useless, and Roy Cohn was right to make fun of them.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 23, 2024 7:59 AM |
"WOW! What a beautiful hard cock on the President's son. So glad someone leaked his nude selfies. And the President's brother is sexy as fuck in his nude selfies, too. What a beautiful boner on an older guy. I'd do the both of these men. "
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 23, 2024 1:58 PM |
“I don’t watch the Bill Cosby Show. He’s a BAD man!”
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 23, 2024 3:42 PM |
I love neutral colours.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 23, 2024 3:55 PM |
Proceed to the route how? This fucking GPS bitch
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 23, 2024 4:18 PM |
Bruce Jenner is now a woman named Caitlyn.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 23, 2024 7:15 PM |
Paper or plastic?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 23, 2024 7:17 PM |
My dog is a rescue.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 23, 2024 7:27 PM |
R107 I briefly worked for a guy who was tangential to the 'scene' in LA back in the 80s (his wife would namedrop shamelessly, Debbie (Harry) was SO claustrophobic, I could barely get her to go into this club I owned", "I sold my LA house to Stevie Nicks", etc.) But apparently Bruce Jenner was toying with his sexuality, taking hormones, cross dressing. This would've been later 80s, but I was actually surprised to learn that.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 23, 2024 7:40 PM |
To actually add to the thread:
My LabraDoodle and NewfyPoo are going to have puppies! DM me for details, if interested in a puppy they're only 2000.00!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 23, 2024 7:44 PM |
"Did you go to the LGBTQ+ meeting on campus last night ?"
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 23, 2024 7:45 PM |
WOW!! At Northwestern University (in the 80's), we had a Gay& Lesbian alliance.
What's a tranny! God, drags queens were sooo funny.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 23, 2024 7:51 PM |
Ok. As usual, let's begin our meeting with a land acknowledgement!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 23, 2024 8:04 PM |
safe space
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 23, 2024 9:08 PM |
metrosexual
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 23, 2024 9:09 PM |
"paper or plastic" was a thing in the 80s in my bobo world.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 23, 2024 9:13 PM |
[quote]Bruce Jenner was toying with his sexuality, taking hormones, cross dressing. This would've been later 80s, but I was actually surprised to learn that.
A lot of people figured something was up earlier in 1980 when he starred in “Can’t Stop the Music”
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 23, 2024 9:35 PM |
Do you think Steve Guttenburg and Bruce Jenner fucked?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 23, 2024 10:30 PM |
I was chatting online this morning and someone pissed me off !
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 24, 2024 12:28 AM |
R31, people said queer back then. Remember Queer Nation?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 24, 2024 12:36 AM |
R92 probably beats up trans people
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 24, 2024 12:37 AM |
Got one of those new Commodore 64 computers. It can do a spreadsheet!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 24, 2024 12:43 AM |
Sex positive.
Sex worker.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 24, 2024 12:48 AM |
cancel culture
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 24, 2024 12:53 AM |
Another mall is closing! There's only one left nearby and aside from Verizon, Apple Store and AT&T, no other stores are open.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 24, 2024 4:27 AM |
Something bad is happening to someone? Let's record a video so we can go viral instead of helping them.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 24, 2024 4:34 AM |
OMG!
LOL!
WTF?
JFC!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 24, 2024 4:50 AM |
"I need to put beard oil in my beard so I look pretty"
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 24, 2024 6:53 AM |
"Very demure, very mindful, very cutesy"
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 24, 2024 7:42 AM |
"Some ladies I know are selling pictures of their tits and asses on OnlyFans to make a little extra money."
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 24, 2024 12:41 PM |
“Go fuck yourself you nazi asshole”
Often said today and a lot on the DL. But back before anonymous on the Internet if you said that in real time to someone they just might knock you on your ass.
The Internet has made many a lot braver and more mouthy than they are in real life
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 24, 2024 12:51 PM |
R132- Keyboard Warriors
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 24, 2024 1:41 PM |
Calling an actress an ACTOR
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 24, 2024 1:42 PM |
R108- Actually paper or plastic was something you DID start to hear at supermarkets by the late 1980’s.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 24, 2024 1:48 PM |
Words like "Impactful"
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 24, 2024 1:49 PM |
R14- Also they never referred to Macaroni and Cheese as MAC and Cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 24, 2024 1:50 PM |
"Why is there only 1 cashier in the whole store? I don't want to use self-checkout! Are they going to pay me an employee salary if I have to scan my own groceries?"
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 24, 2024 2:05 PM |
R138, your first sentence was definitely heard often in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 24, 2024 2:35 PM |
Non-binary, outside of a math class.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 24, 2024 2:55 PM |
[quote]Calling an actress an ACTOR
I remember a couple of years ago, I and my coworker at the time were discussing a movie, and I said the person starring was a 'great actress'. My coworker, a militant lesbian in her 60s, shot me a look and said, 'The correct word is actor. We don't say 'actress' any more. That's a sexist remark.' in front of a few others.
I turned back to her, and I said, 'When liberal Hollywood and liberal Broadway stop categorizing women into 'Best Actress', 'Lead Actress', and 'Best Supporting Actress' at their annual Awards show, I will stop referring to women as actresses. Until then, I won't. Those women gladly accept their awards and being called an actress, and don't see it as sexist.'
That shut her up.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 24, 2024 5:53 PM |
Tony Danza is so talented.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 24, 2024 6:02 PM |
To R141, great fucking answer-I agree with that!!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 24, 2024 9:19 PM |
R143 Thank you. After that, she turned and walked away holding her rainbow coffee mug, and didn't come near me for weeks. Meanwhile, one of my coworkers who was standing across from me winked and gave me the thumbs up - he got it. Actually, they all did (there were about five of us).
I have to say, she was a smart woman and I enjoyed her company in small doses. But she thought she was appointed in the department to 'teach everyone' and bring them up to speed to what is correct and incorrect to say in the 2020s, especially when it came to women and LGBTQ+. Most people kind of backed away from her, not wanting to engage when they were 'corrected' (as far as I'm concerned, most times no correction was necessary). I knew my day was coming - it just so happened to be THAT conversation on that day, and I was ready. She wasn't expecting a rebuttal.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 24, 2024 9:56 PM |
Delusional.
Deluded.
The most over-used, most incorrectly used words in today's DL forum.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 25, 2024 2:23 AM |
The increasingly widely used "delulu" is the worst
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 25, 2024 2:57 AM |
"Bring some of that girl boss energy"
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 25, 2024 3:39 AM |
“Trolling…” unless you were a fisherman.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 25, 2024 3:43 AM |
[quote]"I can't find my phone."
False. Everyone had cordless phones in the 80s, and they were frequently misplaced.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 25, 2024 3:51 AM |
math is racist
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 25, 2024 8:08 AM |
R143 - I was working a post-performance Q&A about 25 years ago when Judith Ivey chided an audience member for using the word actress. With a mildly condescending tone, she informed everyone that "We" don't use that term anymore. Otherwise, Ivey was likeable.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 25, 2024 12:41 PM |
R151 Thanks for sharing. Thankfully, Hollywood and Broadway never paid attention to her.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 25, 2024 12:48 PM |
Hollywood and Broadway also don’t really take true competition into account either, R152, otherwise actors would be competing for best by being judged on performing the same roles.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 25, 2024 2:15 PM |
I am a sadsack
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 25, 2024 10:12 PM |
"I follow a rescue panther and her Rottweiler best friend in deepest Siberia and a scone and interior decoration expert in Edinburgh named Nicolas Fairford"
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 25, 2024 10:24 PM |
[quote]False. Everyone had cordless phones in the 80s, and they were frequently misplaced
Yes, inside the house or yard, maybe. However, “I left my phone at the restaurant” was never heard in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 25, 2024 11:36 PM |
"You can't smoke in here."
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 25, 2024 11:39 PM |
R156 - I've had a cellphone since 1983 or 1984. Those were the days. $600 a month phone bill, and that was in 1980's money.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 25, 2024 11:48 PM |
They're gonna love this on Datalounge!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 26, 2024 12:31 AM |
The election was stolen
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 26, 2024 2:56 PM |
You might have been able to rent a VHS of the movie Gaslight (1944) but it wasn't something you'd accuse people of doing.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 26, 2024 3:59 PM |
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