I'll Tell You Who's Leaving, Bitches

Just realized I should have put Ellen in the title for search purposes.

Keep on bumping

I don't think many people are actively looking for Ellen these days

I can raise chickens anywhere!

[quote] I don't think many people are actively looking for Ellen these days

But actively looking for celebrities actually leaving

Lizard Queen works remotely. …zzzz

Why not Australia?

But her JonesRoad cosmetics! The French tickler attachment everybody loves!

She’s in the running for Bond? A Bond villain?

I envy her the ability. I’m stuck here until death.

I am waiting to hear all about the terrible things Ellen has done to warrant the universal hatred, other than being female and a dyke.

I believe everything horrible said about anyone, without reservation.

But what has she done?

Good for you Ellen. The UK isn't totalitarian at all. Nice move.

R9 Don't. Ellen is going to hate it.

While in College I waited on her and Ann Heche she was a total bitch

Damn she's bitter - no apologies, no self-reflection, just doubling down.

People have said this about her for DECADES.

She'll try to revive her career in the UK. She's not going to last long in the country by herself supposedly 'raising chickens'. What a joke. She'll be in London most of the time.

Poor Portia. Could have moved back to her homeland, but no - they're going for the slummy, cold, rainy England. I'd be pissed if I was Portia.

Money no object? Take your ass to New Zealand

Ellen does not need to work.

bold move. She has balls.

Are they cozying up to the Beckhams?

Can't wait to see the listing of her Montecito home.

Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

[quote]Never coming back to the United States

Promises, promises.

It hardly takes balls when you're as rich as Midas and everyone in your own country knows you and hates you.

And anyway she'll be back. They never stay away. Except for Deanna Durbin because in spite of actually being a nice person she found in any case it was a shit business.

[quote]I am waiting to hear all about the terrible things Ellen has done to warrant the universal hatred, other than being female and a dyke.

She’s an asshole and a bully with a sadistic streak, but it’s not like she’s committed any heinous crimes like Trump has. She is, at best, unlikable.

R15 - rainy New Zealand? For what?

Portia is Australian - why the fuck wouldn't they move there?

What did she do? Did she leave you a fucked up tip? Did Ellen send an email to the owner of the restaurant complaining about your slovenly appearance? Did she tell you (through an assistant) to not speak to her or make eye contact?

Yeah, I wouldn't think of New Zealand as a place I'd want to live.

The Cotswolds? Not Hebden Bridge?!

I'd like to see them give up their US citizenship like Tina Turner did.

My dream flat would be between Ellen and James Corden. Sigh.

Calling someone an asshole and a bully are descriptors, not examples of shit behavior.

I can speak off the top of my head of all the awful things orange has done . Ellen?

What has she done?

Toodle-oo bitch!

[quote] What has she done?

Nothing, really. I was never a fan, finding her humor smug and superior and not in the least brave. But you know, fuck Great Britain, they're U.S. adjacent. Move somewhere where you're not sacrificing anything.

Britain would not be a first choice for me.

Harry has entered the chat (R33).

Most of Australia is too primitive for a sophisticated girl like Ellen.

She will get the shock of her life. There are these little pockets of exclusivity and ultra privilege in England which are basically islands in a stream of endless crumbling infrastructure, broken services, ugly sprawling housing estates and retail parks, miserable harried overweight impoverished sickly people, and it's really small and she will not be able to avoid the poverty and ugly stuff when she leaves her fantasy olde mansion.

Well, she won't get away with being a cunt over here. We'll tell her where to go right quick.

ah yes, Britain. All the jellied eels two lesbians could ever want

I was so down but this really put a smile on my face!-Great news. Of course she’ll hate it but best of all Britain will hate her-she will be ‘’GLOBE TROTTING’’ for the rest of her life-good riddance Deary…

She will be very lonely. Let's hope she doesn't take it out on Portia.

She was never kicked out of show business. Her staff complained about toxic work environment, abuse, sexual harassment, and that was she mean and instead of changing, she cancelled her show and shut it down. And now she’s been playing the victim.

Just go bitch-Go

She won't. She's got Posh and and Becks as neighbours. Cotswolds are lovely.

R36 has never been to the UK.

It's gonna piss rain on her. But she can jet to Greece and Spain in a couple of hours. Never found her funny, but good luck to her.

R36 you’ve made me even happier. ‘’Ellen,I’ll drive you to the airport’’

Nice to have the money to do that.

Harry and Megz shpuld follow them

Harry and Megz shpuld follow them

Doesn’t matter-now with dump in office Putin will be emboldened to take Europe sooner than later- Bon Voyage ye Degenerate!

r7, Jones Road is Bobbi Brown's line, not hers.

It's a bit ironic that they are moving to GB, while the Sussexes are staying in Montecido.

She wants to be with Ann Heche.

R30 There are too many instances to list, but some examples are: humiliating her guests by jump-scaring them; pressuring Mariah Carey to reveal her pregnancy by offering her a glass of champagne on the show; getting a waitress fired for having chipped nail polish; forbidding her underlings to make eye-contact with her; encouraging a toxic work environment; bullying an 11 year old boy, calling him fat and stupid when she was a recruiter in her 20s… the list goes on and on.

lol this little bully really sees herself as the victim of an angry mob, doesn’t she?

She is the centre of the universe, after all. And we owe her for coming out, I'm sure.

R30, maybe five years ago, TV writer Ken Levine said stuff about her. For reference, Ken, who wrote for MASH and Cheers and Fraser, Is considered a real good guy in the industry and is not one to badmouth anyone.

He told some story about working with her or running into her at the Emmys and just what an epic asshole she was. He was aghast. And he indicated that is a widespread view within Hollywood.

Isn’t she also a dognapper?

R56 - that's just one. I remember she was doing a bit scaring or doing something to her staff - and none of them would get close to her or look her in the eye during the bit. I'll always remember that - that was learned behavior. It wasn't the hey Ellen, what's up? type of stuff when the boss came in. It was terror.

She's been awful to so many people - neighbors, fans, production, etc. It catches up with you.

She was similar to Mandy Patikin in the asshole department - and he eventually got taken down too.

A lot of stars have taken a hit for their awful personalities and things they've done - Justin Timberlake, Tom Cruise, Gwynyth, Nikki Minaj, Chevy Chase.

Ellen's not immune to a come-uppance. She should have gotten into therapy for this DECADES ago - I'm sure people have told her. But no.

I pity the English. She's your problem now.

If and when the dems retake control she'll be back.

Her farewell concert she went on at length about how she amused herself terrifying staff with jokes on their fears.

Horse's mouth.

And we pity your English, R60.

She seems a bit anti-social, and is too self-centered to be aware of how her behavior affects others. Even if she did, she probably wouldn’t care anyhow. That said, I don’t think she’d as get much hate if she dropped the phony “nice girl” persona and embraced her assholery like Joan Rivers and David Letterman did.

This SHITHOLE skin commercial. What the hell? Doe she need the money? Fuck this bitch and her hag wife.

I could live in a house in the very south of England or Ireland with an apartment in Dublin or London.

Brits seem to love mean, mouthy celebrities.

A lot of them seem to respect rude, direct behavior and cutting words. God knows they love to take people down.

She'll fit in just fine.

Are US audiences familiar with American comedian Ruby Wax, long-time resident of the UK?

I only know her through Absolutely Fabulous, r67.

Bye you phoney bitch.

R62 was meant for R59.

Mean and a liar. Reports of the UK purchase "ahead of her retirement" date to a month before the election, October 12.

Apparently the bought a place in Surrey a few years ago, but who knows, they probably tarted it up SoCal style and sold it already.

They both look fucking terrible at R64 Ellen's skin looks papery and thin and dull and Portia looked like a melted candle with a lunatic asylum hairdo to top it all off. Who would buy skincare from that pair.n

We have plenty of awful Americans already, thanks.

Canada, perhaps?

She’s moved to “Great Britain?” Who the hell says that?

R1 Yes, how embarrassing for you

Ellen wouldn’t stand a minute with Ruby Wax, Jennifer Saunders or Dawn French. They’re all too smart for her.

Good riddance to BAD rubbish.

[quote] I don’t think she’d as get much hate if she dropped the phony “nice girl” persona and embraced her assholery like Joan Rivers and David Letterman did.

Be kind.

Ellen did not get a server fired. The owner of a restaurant told his employee he was firing her because Ellen complained about being served by a waiter with chipped nail polish.

Wouldn't it have been more efficient to remind staff chipped nails are a problem in the restaurant because the polish can flake off into the food or beverages, rather than fire someone who is fully trained? Why not give a warning rather than termination?

Why did the restaurant owner identity the customer who complained while firing the staff?

Who fires an employee after 1 complaint?

I want to believe in the very worst of all of us.

Especially of women, whom I have little use for in my personal and professional life.

But you are not giving me much.

Ellen is a loving, supportive partner. I would follow her anywhere, as long as she let me. I have no goals or dreams except to mirror Ellen's love of herself. I used to have an eating disorder but Ellen told me to shut up about it, that it made me look insane. She was right. She told me exactly what she wanted from a girlfriend and I agreed, because I have no self esteem and I'm Australian so of course I follow money and fame, no matter how slavishly it's acquired. Ellen said she demands a partner who has no wants and needs of her own, and I, in my emaciated, eating disordered state, recognized this woman knew me, and I, her.

Why not the moon?

[quote] Ellen did not get a server fired. The owner of a restaurant told his employee he was firing her because Ellen complained about being served by a waiter with chipped nail polish.

What’s the fucking difference? You’re playing insane semantics. The server would not have lost their job if that cunt Ellen hadn’t complained. Ergo, she got her fired.

What’s up your ass, by the way? Why does everyone owe you an explanation about why Ellen is considered toxic? Posters have given you multiple examples and it’s still not enough for you.

Who the fuck are you anyway?

No one owes you an explanation for anything, by the way. You’re not a fucking judge and this isn’t a courtroom.

If you’re that interested, open a new tap and take your fat ass to Google and do your own research. You sound incredibly lazy, privileged and insufferable.

Otherwise, fuck off and shut up.

R80 reads like an ode to narcissistic abuse.

It is not fucking semantics. You're making shit up.

I don't like women and don't need to make shit up to dislike them.

[quote] I want to believe in the very worst of all of us.

Huh?

[quote] It is not fucking semantics. You're making shit up.

I didn’t answer any of your queries. I just noticed what a fucking asshole you were and was shocked anyone bothered to indulge your laziness.

Again, if you care so fucking much out put down the Whitman’s Sampler and go do your own research, you lazy fat fuck.

BTW, why do you keep saying you don’t like women? Over and over?

Too fucking weird.

Totally fucking weird.

"ElLeN iS LiKE soooo... liKE mEan".

Montecito would be my idea of hell.

R83 I think that you’ll find that R80 was meant as satire.

She bulled a child when she was in her 20s. She’s a sociopath.

R89 Of course. But it’s about as on-the-nose to a narc abuse victim as you can read.

[quote] Are US audiences familiar with American comedian Ruby Wax, long-time resident of the UK?

She married a Brit for citizenship to get away from her crazy parents.

Nice try R91.

[quote]She’s in the running for Bond? A Bond villain?

She will be the next glamorous Bond girl: Pussy Muncher.

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Aside from all of the condemnation she’s receiving here & elsewhere for reasons related or unrelated to her exodus out of the country, I cannot say that I blame her.

If I had her money, I’d move elsewhere as well, while continuing to finance legitimate non-profits and various organizations that help Americans defend themselves from authoritarianism.

The story that stuck with me was the guy who was admiring her vintage car parked at the Ellen soundstage. Ellen came out and he complimented it.

Ellen's response? "Bet you wish you could afford one."

They’ll be killed by immigrants fleeing Putin’s war.

I admire her but I don't like her.

Won’t miss that sour puss.

I know I know she’s so awful-Oh why couldn’t she be dead like Matthew Perry-God can be so cruel…

Diddy freak offs?

"We have plenty of awful Americans already, thanks."

You giving us James Corden has an exchange rate of 10,000 Ellens.

Good riddance, won't be missed.

She's gonna hate the weather

I think Ellen transitioned into a shitty person after she got her own successful talk show and felt invincible. For some people obtaining power and a lot of money removes the normal guardrails and the nastiness and ugliness that was in check rears it's ugly head, and there is nobody around to slap her down and shake show common sense into her. I saw it with her constant obsession to humiliate her producer and to place scare tactics on him and film it for the public. We know she treated almost the entire staff poorly and the morale was always bad. God knows what other mean shit she did we were not privy to.

[quote]You’re not a fucking judge and this isn’t a courtroom.

Ironic.

Finally! Something that will bring together the Dems and GOP! We all want her gone.

[quote] I think Ellen transitioned into a shitty person after she got her own successful talk show and felt invincible.

She has NPD. It starts in childhood.

It wouldn’t matter if she was a rich and famous performer or a low-level secretary. She was always going to be a rotten human being and a burden to society.

Bye.

I’m still shocked Portia is still with her.

She’s rich as Roosevelt. If I was her I would have gotten the hell out of Dodge as soon as the daytime gravy train went off the rails. She’s obviously got a bottomless craving for attention. Rather than eschew press, publicity, and gossip, she inexplicably engages. It would have been so easy to just move to St. Mary Mead a few years ago and count her billions of tuppence. Instead she gives yet another story to the press about how aggrieved she is.

I wish her the best. She obviously has earned her reputation (as a huge asshole to anybody lower on the food chain), but she’s really an American original and she made huge progressive contributions to the gay rights cause during the 90s/naughts..

[quote] Can't wait to see the listing of her Montecito home.

Sure to become a "tasteful friends" thread here on DL

R79 sounds like Betty DeGeneres responding to Ellen’s allegations against her stepfather.

Wouldn't be an Ellen thread without the "What did Ellen do?" troll. Gee, how about you recall all the previous Ellen threads you trolled where posters gave you a laundry list of her deeds to refresh your memory. If you can't see what a piece of work she is, you are probably just as bad.

She’s never going to be happy no matter where she moves or how much money she has. That’s the irony of being a narc.

And Portia’s soul gets deader every day.

The price of prostitution.

[quote] If you can't see what a piece of work she is, you are probably just as bad.

Or it’s Ellen. I can totally see her lurking here and doing damage control while Portia constantly cries in the next room.

The “I hate women” nonsense is just to throw any suspicions off track.

In reality, though, Ellen hates everybody. Including herself.

[quote]Yeah, I wouldn't think of New Zealand as a place I'd want to live.

Billionaires seem to think otherwise with all the luxury bunkers they’re supposedly building there in preparation for the apocalypse.

She'll find England just as trashy, and the press even trashier.

Ellen is about to learn that she won't be able to get away with being an asshole in the UK. People there are not conflict averse AT ALL-- someone will clean her clock. UK tabloids are next-level vicious as well and will take great pleasure in ripping her apart on a daily basis if she puts a foot wrong.

[quote] I think Ellen transitioned into a shitty person after she got her own successful talk show and felt invincible.

Wrong. She bullied children in her 20s.

The UK is all PC and will get lawyers after you if you hurt their feelings. Ellen won’t last two seconds.

Enjoy Brexit, Ellen.

On the bright side, her looks will go from an American “4” to a British “7.”

Naturally, R103, being American, you wrongly assume that I'm from the UK.

R117 - R26 couldn't locate New Zealand on a map. Mind you, R26 probably couldn't locate his large square home state on a map.

R97 that's her shtick and within that, it's a funny quip. You either like ehe shtick or you don't

R126 If he had mocked her car, that reply would have been funny, but he COMPLIMENTED her instead, so her reply comes off as an arrogant putdown of him being a peon.

Ellen Degenerate should take Rosie O’ Lesbo with her.

She got her jollies out of fucking with people and humiliating them, often without their consent. While that seems like fun-loving ribbing in isolation, it comes off as mean-spirited and cruel in accumulation.

She crosses the line from funny bitch to weird, cruelty driven bitch. So she can gripe all she wants, but if you have an actual sadistic streak you best keep it to yourself, or negotiate taking it for a pre-agreed stroll with your concubine missus, because people really don't like being around sadists.

The Ellen and Diddy photo is two sadistic creeps sizing each other up and figuring out they have each others backs, and why not, they were hardly fishing in the same pond.

[quote]Ellen is about to learn that she won't be able to get away with being an asshole in the UK.

Hahahahaha! The Gallagher Brothers, Nigel Farage, Katie Hopkins, Russell Brand, Lily Allen, Rebekah Vardy, Kerry Katona, Jan Moir, Bob Geldof, Jeremy Kyle, James Corden, Jameela Jamil, Matt Healy, Nick Grimshaw, Naomi Campbell, Heather Mills, Piers Morgan, Ricky Gervais, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Morrissey.

R132, obviously there are asshole celebrities and other public figures in the UK just as there are here in the US. While Ellen is probably not a dick to other celebrities (at least to their face) if she tries it with civilians/non-celebs there it will not go well. It's a different culture and people don't give a fuck if you're famous in America.

I blocked that stupid R132 long ago. Not worth the trifle.

She’s like the weird boy in school or the creepy uncle who thinks scaring people is fun. It’s rare to see a woman in her 60s take part in those kind of hijinks. Is she a drunk?

People who like to play pranks or practical jokes on others are always fucked up.

John Cleese left the UK for similar reasons 2018. He now lives on a Caribbean island.

Why would you leave the US for the UK when you can go live anywhere you want?

^^in 2018^^

[quote] Why would you leave the US for the UK when you can go live anywhere you want?

They speak the english and are fine with no eye contact directives.

I guarantee you that Britain will be "home", but they'll be elsewhere in Europe for 7 months out of the year- after living decades in temperate Southern California, they will not like the weather there.

Gurl! Swing by for some tea and biscuits!

[quote] All Cluster Bs are addicts. Just wait for the book about her that comes out one day. The revelations will be shocking

Oooohhhh ok

Oh fuck no r73!

Anne Heche said she was a control freak. They were dressing identical to each other and Ellen wouldn’t let her have friends and the world had to revolve around her.

Howard Stern did the same thing to his second wife Beth. That’s why she has an entire cat shelter in their house because Howard didn’t want to have children so she channels her mother energy into rescuing millions of cats.

Portia has no life outside of taking care of Ellen.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Portia won't enjoy the rural chicken poop life. She's a Paris Hilton-type, high maintenance socialite.

The Cotswolds is like an alternative reality show full of the impossibly rich, and aspirational celebrities who rely on “exclusive” magazine deals. All very incestuous and repetitive.

r146 Clarksons pub? That really would make staying in Montecito difficult

Anyone remember when Ellen defended her friendship with the war criminal George W. Bush? She said it was because she is so kind, and everyone should be friends with people you might "disagree with". She is so full of shit I have no idea why she's leaving and not befriending liar Trump, since kindness is her brand and even Trump hasn't been responsible for 200K deaths, most of them civilians. Not yet anyway.

Welp.

Ellen looks like Nosferatu.

Lord Rothermere, the founder of The Daily Mail, with his best German friend

As I wrote on the other thread, has this actually happened? I've seen this story a few times today but the source is always some nonense bs AI-generated clickbait mostly fake news site.

Possibly not, R154 - but they were definitely in the Cotswolds earlier this week.

Maybe they just added a quaint Gloucestershire residence to their real estate portfolio.

I can’t imagine that someone - even someone as rich as Ellen - could emigrate within a week of the election.

She moved to England a month BEFORE the election, R154 and R155.

See R71

The picture at R153 is possibly of historical interest however as it was taken a century ago of the current Daily Mail proprietor’s great grandfather I’m not sure of its significance today.

By all means criticise the Mail for it’s shoddy journalistic standards (seemingly the product of AI rather than humans these days) and for its right wing slant but I think that it’s drawing a rather long bow to tie the current owner to Nazi Germany.

R157 has no idea what they are talking about and just wants to read her cute celeb stories. The current Lord Rothermere keeps a low profile and hides the ownership behind a foundation to avoid accountability.

Buying a house in the Cotswolds does not mean she has moved to the UK, r156. As r71's link says, "The star is following other Americans who have taken a shine to the Cotwolds" and “A Cotswolds house has become a status symbol in the celebrity world and Ellen wanted to join the pack.” These American celebrities don't all live permanently in the Cotswolds, they just have property there.

Who is this man in the pic, OP?

Oh, a link to Wikipedia, R158! Such erudition! You should write for the Fail.

Like I give a fuck about the opinion of someone who advocates racist Brexiteer trash rags that spread hate.

She's obviously just finished watching Rivals. Like the clueless DLers who suggest Holland Park as somewhere to stay in London as their only experience of London is watching Ab Fab.

Nothing like a post starting with “Like I give a fuck” - you obviously do otherwise why not scroll on by, R162?

Like, totally!

Having lived there R163, I have to say that Holland Park is rather lovely.

R127 yes being an arrogant snarker is her shtick. I think it's funny but many do not. Still, many DID like her shtick because she made hundreds of millions of dollars delivering it, and probably generated billions in show biz revenue. She was in the top 20 show biz earners for years.

R165 It might be. But it's not a destination. I've lived in London for 44 years and no-one has ever said "Let's go to Holland Park!"

R167 in the same way that nobody has ever said “Let’s go to the Upper East Side!”. But it’s an undeniably pleasant place to live. For those who can afford it. Just like Holland Park.

R102, I can totally see Ellen getting off in freak offs.

R65, you might get lucky in Ireland and end up near a mass migration plantation with 100s of virile mens from God knows where. The globalists are doing a real number on Ireland.

Perhaps Joanna Lumley will tell her off in a lovely, posh way.

Who next???

Just keep swimming.

^^ I bet Dory called Nemo a fat, stupid loser behind the scenes.

Will they be received at Court?

[quote] I’m still shocked Portia is still with her.

Whore’s gotta whore.

I can’t imagine the horror of Ellen naked. Having to engage in lovemaking with her must be akin to eating rancid poultry left on a hot sidewalk in July.

However much Portia is being paid for her services, it’s not enough.

What a disgusting monster 🤮.

Don’t get it why the gays are being so sarcastic…

She’s a proud and openly gay woman saving herself from Project 25, which sadly, seems to be coming…

She was probably exhausted last time Trump was the president, she is sparing her mental health from all the hassle and insanity of the next few years.

You can't criticize another gay person without someone like r177 showing up to wag a finger. We don't owe Ellen SHIT. She seems like a nasty person and I hope she stays over there.

R150 Or when she brought Kevin Hart on the show so he could defend his homophobia and she co-signed it.

Dakota Johnson calmly roasting Ellen alive on national TV is one of the greatest moments in pop culture history. It rivals Courtney Love crashing Kurt Loder’s Madonna interview at the 1995 VMAs.

Never say never

She's done very well with real estate...very smart biz woman or has great biz advisors.

Her wife is very lucky

"mass migration plantation in Ireland". You mean a farm? or housing projects? Any pictures? Nudes?

Portia should have had a baby to lock in that Ellen cash. It’s really the smartest thing to do when you marry a vile, sexually unappealing toad for the money.

Ellen is a hick. She won’t get British culture.

R184, but it wouldn’t be Ellen’s sperm. Wouldn’t Ellen have to adopt the baby first or something?

Portia have a baby? She's 51 yo with a life long eating disorder.

Ellen and Portia in 5 years.

Or maybe it's just another house to add to the portfolio.

R182 - she's done great with real estate? How could you go wrong with mansion prices in SoCal the past 10 years?

Buying an expensive property and then doing upgrade and selling it at a higher price to some stupid rich person is like shooting fish in a barrel.

New hair!

R191 - uh - it's the Corrs - Natalie Umbruglia and James Blunt were also there.

They act like it's just a random Ellen sighting at a local pub.

And Jeremy Clarkson looks like shit - as he should. He's such a piece of shit - I can't stand his types, but Brits love him.