What would your DL-inspired rock band be called?

Jackie on Assistance

Pint-sized Harlots

Darfur Orphans.

WHET

The Mahfuckerz

Sharon's Weave

Gin and regret

Rejoicing Fat Whores

My friend Julie

Cher-yl

Copious Amounts of Dreampop

YPER

Surprise Anal.

The Bubble Butts. The Shit Bras.

Sad Last Days.

Jesus Pete. Greasefire.

Bop.

No Boards on Boards

Crabwalk

Muriel’s Smokes

Man on the land!

Urinestain.

Vivian Vance

Butthole Surfers

(band already exists, but seems appropriate here)

Menstrual Hut

The Shut Ins

Relaxed Starfish

Tight Coinslot

Dead to Me!

Destiny Love Cabbage

Trade

RIP Troll

Uncle Bottom and the Eldergays

🐻👑

Lindsey G. Bellettes

💃 👠 🎵 💋 🎹 🎺 🎷

[quote] YPER

Ypir!

The Fleets

Caneface and the Red Dragons

Night of the Living Dead

Enemafuckin

The Dicks

The Fudgepackers

BEARKING!

The Misused Parentheses.

Once Around the Garden

MARY!

The Phone Pencils

Vairst Lady

First three albums titles:

Debut - Establishing My Boundaries

Sophmore Follow Up - I'm Telling You Now So That I Don't Have to Tell You Then

Desperate Attempt to Retain Relevancy - Sows at the Trough

Tasteful Friends

The Disliked Kilgallens.

MAGA Poosie Trumptones

Dark Lesbians.

The Gargoyle Neighbors

Senatrice and the Ladybugs

The Blow-Blows

We Got the Meat!

Matt Damon and the Fags

The Caftan Knights'

Kneel Old and Crazy Whores

Diana Boss and The Nutloafs

Gaping hole

The Ass Munchers

The Murielettes

But ya are, Blanche

The Superfluous Apostrophes

^correction

The Superfluous Apostrophe‘s

The Tractor Cozies

My Black Friend

Capes In The Big Apple

Once around the garden

WHET

Fat Whores Rejoice!

The Mini-Bitches

NYC Krime Waive

Defacto and the Teafakes

The Had Sufficients

Read the Thread

Vagina Cape

PunchDelete

Mummsies Issues.

The Dollar Tree Pound Cakes

Boris & the Trolls.

The Fried Egg Titties

The Mincing Prisspots

Mayo On The Ham

Nacreous Layers.

“PMBT!!!”

Beef Curtains

Sure, Jan

The Fixded Cheeseburgers

Magnolia Bottomley and the Gentleman Callers

TeaCake Troll and/or the Norwegian Catholics

Crazy with the cheese whiz

R83 Keep my name out that mouth bitch.

My Whorish Nightmare

Two Sided Mirror

Don't Fuck with Me Fellas

The Vagina Capes

Manvox

More than one, R87? Not just the singular as at R69?

The Nutloafers

The Soft Butch Sous Chefs!

(Blatino) Husbear

It's a toss up between [italic]Ginny in Billing[/italic] or [italic]I Have Sufficient[/italic].

LOL

The Puny Cocklettes!

Cooper and the Dykettes

The Cookie Smellers - indie rock

Vile Pit Of Trollery - my art metal side project

Pint-Sized Harlots - the girl group I produce

Milky Loads (an Andrew Sullivan tribute band)

Grease Fire Revival

The DataLounge Poo Shoes!

The Hissing Eldergays!

Da Suck Job

Stupid Straight Me

Momma’s Mussy

"Miss Peanut and The Shells"

The Purple Caftans

The Grindr Grandads

The Pearl Clutchers

Crying As I Type

The Brendad Icksons! (Four drag queens dressed as red carpet Brendad)

the You Type Fats.

Panic at the Bathhouse

"Pigeon-Headed Whores"

The Fit-Fats

Everybody took mine

The Drains

Anne and Her HeHes

The Boppity Bops!

Shit Brickhouse

Just One, Dear?

Jackie on Assistance

The Carol Anns

R116, see R1.

Cash Bar Wedding

Cak And Graxy Starship

The Men Who Go Up In the Men

The Law of Diminishing Returns

Wit&Wisdom

Mein Fuhrer Repeaters

The Red Dragons

Six Dicks the Richer

[quote] Mein Fuhrer Repeaters

My band will be called Worse Than Hitler.

Undrained Pasta

Gray Gordons

DL-DL

"Eau Deer"

Since the band is made up of a bunch of eldergays, obviously the name should be The Golden Girls.

T. Meatballs

Gargoyle Neighbor

The Rooftop Bai Lings

R134 is a solo act. R51 is a band.

Mrs. Alfred Steele & the Troglodytes

GERG

Lorna & The Molesteds

Caneface

The VPL's

The Gunts

What Does VPL Possess?

[quote]What Does VPL Possess?

The same thing as The B-52's

The Maiden Aunt Brigade

Shitty Little Ann

Cagemeat

BDF

The Mann B. Davis Brigade

Are We A Rescue Dog?

Thin Hissy

My Next Door Neighbor’s Teen Son Joel

[quote] Thin Hissy

Thin Hissy and the Hiss Tones

[quote] My Next Door Neighbor’s Teen Son Joel

Does the band need a manager?

Stinky Pouch. Cheryl is lead singer. 🤘🤘🤘

Pearl Clutching and the Pursed Lips.

BILL TAYLOR

Margaret White and the Dirty Pillows!

Muriel and the Fat Whores

The Expat Wannabes

Mary Exclamation

Tasteless Enemy

Stevie and the Cuntbones

The Danny Boons

Boris and the Bots

Treason

Jimmmmaaay and the Snowblowers

Dollface

Arlene’s Mask

The Silent Susans

Shaking and Crying

Europe Isn't a Country?

No Passport But I Know it all Anyway.

I Like Blue

From North

Go Dilate

The Mug Cradlers

Kick 'em in the Cuntbone!

Susan Dey's Silence

The Olestras with special guest Oily Discharge!

Anal Leakage is the cover band.

Shitbra. And no, not THE Shitbra, just Shitbra.

Mangina, Saskatchewan

Snack Purse

Enshittification Agents

Ginny and the Heifertities

Rosie O’Lesbo

Mussy Galore

"Bear, Scapegoated Dog"

Aaron Carter's Piss-Stained Underpants

The Elderberry Gays

Whipping Tippy

Shnitzie und die Scheißschlucker

Mac and the Cheez-Its

Our first album release coming soon:

Back Up In Momma's Kitchen

The Repetitious Repetitions

The Schocking Cockgobblers

Muriel and the DLdos.

Oh Great, Another Trump Band

Cheryl and the Pussystinks.

Lawson Vance

La vie en rosé

Oh, and the Dears

Raisin Titties

Tragic Codpieces

Ladybird "Sugar" Graham

Stank

M's 3

Fat Whores

Earrings and Caftans

Drained Pasta

The Grease Fires

Normal Desmond

Patsy and the Toddlers

Surprise ANL

Bravo OP, a new (at least to me) thread topic!

Social Anxiety

Smeeda and Roy

Spontaneous Hole

SMEGMA!

Prelube

Kisses Doll

Deathcamp for Cutie

The Difficult Brown

Cuntessa

Stanksleeve

Lizsha With a “Zsha”

Trump’s Dewlap

The Uncut Jims

Nacreous layers

Neck Pussy

The Paraplegic Squirrels

“The Hung”

Flame & The Freaks

The thirsty bottoms

I LOVE the new single from Momma's Mussy--"Cagemeat"!

GAZE

Impeccable Anal Hygiene

The Turdcakes

A Flock of Faggots

The Dellatones

Bitchcat!

Sweet Sweet Stuff

Almiqui Overlords (though "Shitbra" won the thread).

Rhonda and the Jaydines

The Confirmed Bachelors

No Shoes Inside

Aunt Diane

Fairford Convention

Deaf Leopard

Cursed Caftan

Rinsed Pasta

Muriel and the Whiners

The Phillywhores

Nan Kempner & the Social X-Rays

DEEP BREWED FLAVOR-FLAV

Variations of Un/Drained Pasta

The Shopbottoms

^^^^ and their hit single PRADA & LIP GLOSS

Pollyanna Prisspot and the Schoolmarms

New (At Least to Me) is the first single.

Muriel's Melancholy

Concerned Team Mom

OLEEBIA!

Bonnie Franklin's Wet Face

Linda Lavin's Lament

Men Without Pants

Momma’s Mussy

The Blatino Husbears

R248 is not R100.

R92 is a single act, while R249 is a band.

Helens Lawsonettes

Valley of the Poppers

Flaming Peach Bellinis

Oh somebody already did the mussy joke…. How about: Chalamussy?

I loved when DL fave Lauren Bacall was the front woman for her band THE HIGH POINTS back in the day.

They had a pretty incredible run with hits like the wistful ballad “My Favorite Time of Day is Night” and the sexy dance single “Mmmmmmm! (Deep Brew that Flavor!)” that won the 1982 Eurovision contest and stormed gay nightclubs around the world.

Their last album, Coffee Lover’s Dream, was less commercial and didn’t produce any hits, but I still love its experimental quality and ethereal songs like “Tuesday Morning” and “Holiday Tumblers”.

R253, did they ever have a single named “Fancy Feast”?

Dan Motherfuck!

Or

The Dan Motherfucks!

Finger Nail

Erna & the Shit Eaters

Not a band, but Dolly singing a duet with Bonnie Mace called “Hard Brown Christmas”.

The Sumerian Housewives. Not a lot of flash or sizzle, but always solid, honest performers. You can still sometimes hear their hit single on the radio: Let Me Be Your Chickpea, Hammurabi.

The Janbots

Kimmy and the Gargoyles

Wund and Her Girls

The Hissing Queens.

[quote]The Sumerian Housewives.

It's FARMwives.

[quote] It's FARMwives.

R259 is worse than Hittite-Ur.

Aaarrggghhh. You're right r264. I shall turn myself into the fan club for the ritual stoning to death. Somehow, I knew I would always end this way.

Tim and the Chalamites

The Sure, Jan Eye Rolls

Varist Letty and the Lurchettes

Moo Moo and the Caftans

Pon’s Revenge

Third Victoria

Full Bladder Hookers

From r4 in the linked thread

Excuse me, Full Bladdered Hookers

Mein Führer

Princess Diana Scream

Eau No

The Muriels

The Murielettes at R58 are the teen version of The Muriels at R278. They competed on The Voice Kids.

Cheryl and the Fraus

We're Not Russian Trolls!

I Like Blue

Nothing To See Here—-Yet

Nostalgic Cunts

Hung Bums

Move It Along, Toots!

Sizemeat Verificatia

Formerly of Boulder, CO

Boipussee

Gap Playlist Band

Petty Lapone

Heard It Through the Prunevine

Mother's Hummels