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I called my landlord today

I asked him to come over and look at my crack.

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2024 9:11 PM

And what did he find?

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2024 12:11 AM

Water damage in the basement wall

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2024 12:13 AM

What is he filling your crack with?

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2024 12:18 AM

Will you come over and examine my crack?

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2024 1:36 AM

And did he find a hole?

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2024 1:49 AM

Could he find it through the nacreous layers of permacum?

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2024 1:52 AM

Is there enough black caulk to fill the hole?

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2024 2:09 AM

OP, your crack would give him splinters...tend to your roids.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2024 3:39 AM

How bad is the leak?

Did you take a video?

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2024 3:50 AM

The level of wit on this thread reminds me of Wilde’s “The Importance Of Being Earnest.”

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2024 3:54 AM

Can I get your landlord's number?

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2024 4:00 AM

OP - "I called my landlord today"

Really. What did you call him?

Ba-dump-dump... thank you, thank you. I'll be playing 8 shows a week.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2024 4:06 AM

How was the sex?

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2024 4:17 AM

[quote]The level of wit on this thread reminds me of Wilde’s “The Importance Of Being Earnest.”

A Bunburyist enjoys burying his pole in another's buns.

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2024 4:23 AM

Turned out there was matted down hair in your crack.

Clean out your crack yourself before calling the super.

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2024 4:26 AM

That crack has turned into a large crevice with a couple of fissures extending from it, so trying to fill it would just become a sloppy-looking mess and lead to very unsatisfying results.

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2024 4:47 AM

Everyone in the building knows this is OP's own fault.

He's been told time and time again to use a stud finder if he wants something nailed and hung.

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2024 7:57 AM

How was the load

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2024 9:02 PM

I hope he was wearing a gas mask to protect him from the stench, and a HAZMAT suit to protect him from the toxic waste!

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2024 9:07 PM

You're such a card, OP.

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2024 9:11 PM
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