Anal Toys

Two and some beads.

A traffic cone

A hot wheels track.

OP your link is bad.

r4, that's why he's a bottom.

I’m bending down to smell my taints

r6, More than one?

R2/Mizz Lindsey - we all know that's one of your smaller starter toys. Why not be honest about the rest of your toys?

A question for those who frequently purchase anal toys;

Why do you scatter dildos about in MidWestern park follies?

Too frequently, my dogs have brought back wang when I let them off leash in our local parks. It’s a sex toy or their chewing on a used condom.

R9 I would move. Or at the very least never go to that park again. I would able to handle my little princess being exposed to such things.

R10, I moved a parent to a beautiful town called Crete, Illinois - most beautiful parks! Imagine pulling a condom out of your dogs ass and hearing that yelp!

I’m happy online services have made your sex toy purchasing experience shame-free! However, leaving your jizz tube and anal explorer in the park is beyond bad hygiene!!!!

I used to have a small buttplug with a hole drilled through it that was supposed to let gas out so you could wear it all night. But when I farted it whistled and woke me up.

I finally threw my remaining anal toys out, I didn't use them anymore. Too old now.

I wish this was my anal toy.

I love a vibrato up the butt

One of those ugly troll dolls, mama had to pull it out.

I was anal-fixated even as a little boy. I used to go to sleep with an Eisenhower silver dollar stuck into my hole (just a little bit). I don't have it anymore, it's out there in someone's coin collection. I remember putting a little green army man into my anus also and it wasn't there (or anywhere in my bed or under it) when I woke up in the morning. I always wondered what happened to it. Maybe it's still in my rectum.

Did you use that Eisenhower silver dollar to make some Mamie Eisenhower Fudge?

Ban Roll-On. Perfect when I was an anal tyke.

I have one of those healthy sized flesh-like ones that goes every which way up and down and swirling around and hammering, all with remote controls and programming.

It's like going for a ride at a carnival.

r20 Remote control?

I was so into putting bigger and bigger toys up my ass that I ruined my asshole. I swear I would have sat on a traffic cone if I had one. Thirty years later, it's still more of a slit than a hole. Don't do it!

An old fire hydrant I got at the City auction.

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