Do you have one? Several? Suction cup base or handle? Anal balls on a string? Prostate massagers? Please let us know what’s in your toy chest.
A traffic cone
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2024 12:59 AM |
A hot wheels track.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2024 1:33 AM |
OP your link is bad.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2024 1:42 AM |
r4, that's why he's a bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2024 1:53 AM |
I’m bending down to smell my taints
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 19, 2024 2:40 AM |
r6, More than one?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 19, 2024 3:09 AM |
R2/Mizz Lindsey - we all know that's one of your smaller starter toys. Why not be honest about the rest of your toys?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 19, 2024 4:38 AM |
A question for those who frequently purchase anal toys;
Why do you scatter dildos about in MidWestern park follies?
Too frequently, my dogs have brought back wang when I let them off leash in our local parks. It’s a sex toy or their chewing on a used condom.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 19, 2024 4:49 AM |
R9 I would move. Or at the very least never go to that park again. I would able to handle my little princess being exposed to such things.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2024 5:03 AM |
R10, I moved a parent to a beautiful town called Crete, Illinois - most beautiful parks! Imagine pulling a condom out of your dogs ass and hearing that yelp!
I’m happy online services have made your sex toy purchasing experience shame-free! However, leaving your jizz tube and anal explorer in the park is beyond bad hygiene!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2024 5:23 AM |
I used to have a small buttplug with a hole drilled through it that was supposed to let gas out so you could wear it all night. But when I farted it whistled and woke me up.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 19, 2024 4:23 PM |
I finally threw my remaining anal toys out, I didn't use them anymore. Too old now.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 24, 2024 9:17 PM |
I love a vibrato up the butt
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 26, 2024 3:37 AM |
One of those ugly troll dolls, mama had to pull it out.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 26, 2024 3:47 AM |
I was anal-fixated even as a little boy. I used to go to sleep with an Eisenhower silver dollar stuck into my hole (just a little bit). I don't have it anymore, it's out there in someone's coin collection. I remember putting a little green army man into my anus also and it wasn't there (or anywhere in my bed or under it) when I woke up in the morning. I always wondered what happened to it. Maybe it's still in my rectum.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 26, 2024 3:52 AM |
Did you use that Eisenhower silver dollar to make some Mamie Eisenhower Fudge?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 26, 2024 3:55 AM |
Ban Roll-On. Perfect when I was an anal tyke.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2024 3:57 AM |
I have one of those healthy sized flesh-like ones that goes every which way up and down and swirling around and hammering, all with remote controls and programming.
It's like going for a ride at a carnival.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2024 3:58 AM |
r20 Remote control?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 28, 2024 3:14 AM |
I was so into putting bigger and bigger toys up my ass that I ruined my asshole. I swear I would have sat on a traffic cone if I had one. Thirty years later, it's still more of a slit than a hole. Don't do it!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 28, 2024 3:29 AM |
An old fire hydrant I got at the City auction.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 28, 2024 3:49 AM |