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Anal Toys

Do you have one? Several? Suction cup base or handle? Anal balls on a string? Prostate massagers? Please let us know what’s in your toy chest.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 28, 2024 3:59 AM

Two and some beads.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2024 12:55 AM

A traffic cone

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2024 12:59 AM

A hot wheels track.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2024 1:33 AM

OP your link is bad.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2024 1:42 AM

r4, that's why he's a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2024 1:53 AM

I’m bending down to smell my taints

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2024 2:40 AM

r6, More than one?

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2024 3:09 AM

R2/Mizz Lindsey - we all know that's one of your smaller starter toys. Why not be honest about the rest of your toys?

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2024 4:38 AM

A question for those who frequently purchase anal toys;

Why do you scatter dildos about in MidWestern park follies?

Too frequently, my dogs have brought back wang when I let them off leash in our local parks. It’s a sex toy or their chewing on a used condom.

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2024 4:49 AM

R9 I would move. Or at the very least never go to that park again. I would able to handle my little princess being exposed to such things.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2024 5:03 AM

R10, I moved a parent to a beautiful town called Crete, Illinois - most beautiful parks! Imagine pulling a condom out of your dogs ass and hearing that yelp!

I’m happy online services have made your sex toy purchasing experience shame-free! However, leaving your jizz tube and anal explorer in the park is beyond bad hygiene!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2024 5:23 AM

I used to have a small buttplug with a hole drilled through it that was supposed to let gas out so you could wear it all night. But when I farted it whistled and woke me up.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2024 4:23 PM

I finally threw my remaining anal toys out, I didn't use them anymore. Too old now.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2024 9:17 PM

I wish this was my anal toy.

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by Anonymousreply 14November 26, 2024 3:03 AM

I love a vibrato up the butt

by Anonymousreply 15November 26, 2024 3:37 AM

One of those ugly troll dolls, mama had to pull it out.

by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2024 3:47 AM

I was anal-fixated even as a little boy. I used to go to sleep with an Eisenhower silver dollar stuck into my hole (just a little bit). I don't have it anymore, it's out there in someone's coin collection. I remember putting a little green army man into my anus also and it wasn't there (or anywhere in my bed or under it) when I woke up in the morning. I always wondered what happened to it. Maybe it's still in my rectum.

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2024 3:52 AM

Did you use that Eisenhower silver dollar to make some Mamie Eisenhower Fudge?

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by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2024 3:55 AM

Ban Roll-On. Perfect when I was an anal tyke.

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2024 3:57 AM

I have one of those healthy sized flesh-like ones that goes every which way up and down and swirling around and hammering, all with remote controls and programming.

It's like going for a ride at a carnival.

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2024 3:58 AM

r20 Remote control?

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2024 3:14 AM

I was so into putting bigger and bigger toys up my ass that I ruined my asshole. I swear I would have sat on a traffic cone if I had one. Thirty years later, it's still more of a slit than a hole. Don't do it!

by Anonymousreply 22November 28, 2024 3:29 AM

An old fire hydrant I got at the City auction.

by Anonymousreply 23November 28, 2024 3:49 AM

You betcha!

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by Anonymousreply 24November 28, 2024 3:59 AM
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