Chris Pine unveils latest persona

Several manufacturers are trying to bring back that 1983 low vamp loafer. They required re-sole every six months the first time around.

Also, I get a Dita Von Teese vibe from this Chris.

Ugly shoes

Has he come out yet? Or was it the other Chris…or the other one?

Those shoes make me so uncomfortable.

Dear Chris,

Diane from Accounting would like her flats back. Please return them ASAP — no questions asked.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

He looks drunk and/or stoned

They are dancing slippers.

He always looks like he just woke up from a 4 day drunk.

I have that jacket. Do with that what you will...

Are you a bullfighter?

What's going on underneath that jacket? I think I see some man boobs.

Not related, but scroll to the top of that page at the link and look at the picture of the Depp kid. Never mind a 5 head, she must have at least a 7 head. Gawd.

Does that make you feel good being that cruel, R12?

Why don’t you go look in the mirror and apply the same unsparing, heartless assessment to your own looks?

Someday, somebody just like you, will.

I have enjoyed the Chris Pine fashion evolution immensely.

He seems legitimately and unashamedly fun.

I think he's prepping for an orgy tonight.

Still think he’s sexy.

He looks like he should be walking from table to table playing an accordion, for tips.

Leave Chris Pine alone!

He's evolving in unexpected and interesting ways. I approve

Gramps got out again. Please sign him back in before 9 pm curfew.

(Still mad that he killed the Star Trek series).

You go Chris gurl....slay your style game while enjoying maximum comfort.

[quote] Several manufacturers are trying to bring back that 1983 low vamp loafer. They required re-sole every six months the first time around.

The insole or the outsole? How would the low vamp cause you to need resoling more often?

These shoes!

This is who Pine actually is when he’s not in persona. He loves the color yellow, and he likes to wear leggings with shorts over them, and loafers.

He's looked like a homeless douche for years.

Mother says Capri pants are all the rage.

May he go full Nick Nolte as the years go by

r13 = a bewildered DL visitor.

Yikes

I'm surprised he can still wear shoes like that at his age. They have no support at all.

If he hates the paps so much than move out of Los Feliz. They stake out that damn Gelsons across from the Scientology headquarters daily. Maybe try Vons.

His latest persona is-

AGING CLOSETED HOMO

And sushi park.They are better sushi places in Los Angeles. I feel no sympathy for these attention craved celebrities.

He desperately needs a stylist. He can no longer be trusted to dress himself.

He works with a stylist whenever he assumes one of his better-dressed personas.

Must be a budget stylist, R34?

He’s an adventurous dresser with a distinct style, I like that. And he was great in Star Trek, it’s the scripts (after the first one) that were a let down.

He was a hell of a lot better than Quinto, although he was even more badly served by the scripts.

He’s hot AF, & I really like the way he dresses. He looks like he has fun with clothing & styling himself.

I wish more men dressed like him.

R13 is a cuntTwat, go FF her to hell, read the fucking mission statement bitch.

The problem with how he dresses is the same one Rocco Ritchie has - the clothes wear him.

Chris is currently in Italy, he attended a soccer match with Benedict Cumberbatch and his wife. Benedict is straining to around his wife to get a look at Chris!

It's the next post...

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The shoes look like something Rosalind Russell would "match with kicky hostess pants".

They look like ladies' shoes.

He's got a fucking nice ass in those jeans

He has a "mystery" girlfriend.

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Hasn't he always periodically looked like a homeless person? It seems to take a lot to stop him for slipping into the skid row look. Yet I find him trashy hot.

[quote]I'm surprised he can still wear shoes like that at his age. They have no support at all

Fucking hell, he's 44 and looks to be respectably fit. Not every 44 year old man is a geezer with fallen arches and clunky orthopedic shoes.