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Chris Pine unveils latest persona

I coin this one “Nonbinary David Lynch.”

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by Anonymousreply 56December 14, 2024 11:12 PM

Several manufacturers are trying to bring back that 1983 low vamp loafer. They required re-sole every six months the first time around.

Also, I get a Dita Von Teese vibe from this Chris.

by Anonymousreply 1November 15, 2024 4:51 PM

Ugly shoes

by Anonymousreply 2November 16, 2024 12:14 AM
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by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2024 9:16 PM

Has he come out yet? Or was it the other Chris…or the other one?

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2024 9:26 PM

Those shoes make me so uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2024 9:31 PM

Dear Chris,

Diane from Accounting would like her flats back. Please return them ASAP — no questions asked.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2024 10:03 PM

He looks drunk and/or stoned

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2024 10:07 PM

They are dancing slippers.

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2024 10:10 PM

He always looks like he just woke up from a 4 day drunk.

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2024 10:12 PM

I have that jacket. Do with that what you will...

by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2024 10:15 PM

Are you a bullfighter?

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2024 10:18 PM

What's going on underneath that jacket? I think I see some man boobs.

Not related, but scroll to the top of that page at the link and look at the picture of the Depp kid. Never mind a 5 head, she must have at least a 7 head. Gawd.

by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2024 10:27 PM

Does that make you feel good being that cruel, R12?

Why don’t you go look in the mirror and apply the same unsparing, heartless assessment to your own looks?

Someday, somebody just like you, will.

by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2024 10:32 PM

I have enjoyed the Chris Pine fashion evolution immensely.

He seems legitimately and unashamedly fun.

by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2024 10:42 PM

I think he's prepping for an orgy tonight.

by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2024 10:43 PM

Still think he’s sexy.

by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2024 10:44 PM

He looks like he should be walking from table to table playing an accordion, for tips.

by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2024 10:46 PM

Leave Chris Pine alone!

by Anonymousreply 18November 23, 2024 10:54 PM

He's evolving in unexpected and interesting ways. I approve

by Anonymousreply 19November 23, 2024 10:58 PM

Gramps got out again. Please sign him back in before 9 pm curfew.

(Still mad that he killed the Star Trek series).

by Anonymousreply 20November 23, 2024 11:01 PM

You go Chris gurl....slay your style game while enjoying maximum comfort.

by Anonymousreply 21November 23, 2024 11:11 PM

[quote] Several manufacturers are trying to bring back that 1983 low vamp loafer. They required re-sole every six months the first time around.

The insole or the outsole? How would the low vamp cause you to need resoling more often?

by Anonymousreply 22November 23, 2024 11:59 PM

These shoes!

This is who Pine actually is when he’s not in persona. He loves the color yellow, and he likes to wear leggings with shorts over them, and loafers.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2024 12:10 AM

He's looked like a homeless douche for years.

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2024 12:21 AM

Mother says Capri pants are all the rage.

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2024 1:13 AM

May he go full Nick Nolte as the years go by

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2024 4:39 AM

r13 = a bewildered DL visitor.

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2024 8:32 AM

Yikes

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2024 10:06 AM

I'm surprised he can still wear shoes like that at his age. They have no support at all.

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2024 1:20 PM

If he hates the paps so much than move out of Los Feliz. They stake out that damn Gelsons across from the Scientology headquarters daily. Maybe try Vons.

by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2024 1:28 PM

His latest persona is-

AGING CLOSETED HOMO

by Anonymousreply 31November 24, 2024 1:30 PM

And sushi park.They are better sushi places in Los Angeles. I feel no sympathy for these attention craved celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 32November 24, 2024 1:31 PM

He desperately needs a stylist. He can no longer be trusted to dress himself.

by Anonymousreply 33November 24, 2024 2:07 PM

He works with a stylist whenever he assumes one of his better-dressed personas.

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by Anonymousreply 34November 24, 2024 2:14 PM

Must be a budget stylist, R34?

by Anonymousreply 35November 24, 2024 2:17 PM

He’s an adventurous dresser with a distinct style, I like that. And he was great in Star Trek, it’s the scripts (after the first one) that were a let down.

by Anonymousreply 36November 24, 2024 3:08 PM

He was a hell of a lot better than Quinto, although he was even more badly served by the scripts.

by Anonymousreply 37November 24, 2024 3:23 PM

He’s hot AF, & I really like the way he dresses. He looks like he has fun with clothing & styling himself.

I wish more men dressed like him.

by Anonymousreply 38November 24, 2024 3:51 PM

R13 is a cuntTwat, go FF her to hell, read the fucking mission statement bitch.

by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2024 4:33 PM

The problem with how he dresses is the same one Rocco Ritchie has - the clothes wear him.

by Anonymousreply 40November 25, 2024 11:01 AM

Chris is currently in Italy, he attended a soccer match with Benedict Cumberbatch and his wife. Benedict is straining to around his wife to get a look at Chris!

It's the next post...

by Anonymousreply 41November 27, 2024 8:02 PM

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by Anonymousreply 42November 27, 2024 8:02 PM

The shoes look like something Rosalind Russell would "match with kicky hostess pants".

by Anonymousreply 43November 27, 2024 8:45 PM

They look like ladies' shoes.

by Anonymousreply 44November 27, 2024 10:28 PM

He's got a fucking nice ass in those jeans

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by Anonymousreply 45December 5, 2024 1:10 AM

He has a "mystery" girlfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 46December 9, 2024 3:24 PM

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by Anonymousreply 47December 9, 2024 3:25 PM

Hasn't he always periodically looked like a homeless person? It seems to take a lot to stop him for slipping into the skid row look. Yet I find him trashy hot.

by Anonymousreply 48December 9, 2024 8:15 PM

[quote]I'm surprised he can still wear shoes like that at his age. They have no support at all

Fucking hell, he's 44 and looks to be respectably fit. Not every 44 year old man is a geezer with fallen arches and clunky orthopedic shoes.

by Anonymousreply 49December 9, 2024 9:39 PM

His latest persona. Guido Contini?

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by Anonymousreply 50December 13, 2024 1:11 PM

Chris in an ill-fitting coat, with his new ugly "girlfriend."

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by Anonymousreply 51December 14, 2024 4:35 AM

I think he looks far older than 44. Without knowing that, I would have guessed he was a fit man in his very late 60s.

by Anonymousreply 52December 14, 2024 4:41 AM

Booze and cigs r52

by Anonymousreply 53December 14, 2024 4:44 AM

Love his Laura Petrie contemporary-dancing flats.

by Anonymousreply 54December 14, 2024 4:49 AM

Chris Pine unveils his latest HETEROSEXUAL persona

by Anonymousreply 55December 14, 2024 5:02 AM

There’s pictures of him almost daily on Daily Mail. Why?

by Anonymousreply 56December 14, 2024 11:12 PM
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