Are we doing the Western Electric 1925 Christmas Party discussion this year?

god do I feel like the girl in the bottom left.

Yes, OP.

Thanks for posting this. I think we can all use a revisit to happier times.

The girl bottom left leaning against the desk has just been sexually mauled by the one looking daggers at her

Oil can girl's hair took a lot of work.

It’s SVETLANA you rubes.

And let’s save it for after Thanksgiving.

I love this tradition. It always being a great way for our resident wits to shine.

Too SOON. And when it's time, the topic merits a proper amusing heading.

The day after Thanksgiving.

When are we going to bring back Liza's "Christmas in the Shitty." Always a classic.

R9 Yes! We need to bring back all those gems. We need as much Christmas fun and hijinx as we can get this year.

Will there even be a party since most of them are working from home?

I sure hope so, because I’ve decided that all those men to the right of the Christmas tree in the photo—including the crouched-down one in the crewnecked outfit dressed and wigged like a woman—are all part of one tawdry, hedonistic sex ring.

IMO, we can start now. Why wait.

Can someone please post the diagram with numbers for each person? That way, it's easier to discuss each person in the photo.

The guy with the wide stance, up front, holding the cigar, looks like a management asshole.

One of my favorite comments from one of these threads in the past was: "They all look like they're related to Chloe Sevigny".

Good Evening, America. I'm Chloe Sevigny and I've recently discovered that I love office Christmas parties.

Hey, are we doing anything official thread or is this it?

Dark lady in the bottom left corner is plotting to assassinate the CEO later that night.

That’s Svetlana. She’s fucking the boss for extra cash to feed her mother and lame little sister Olga.

Agnes was a whore and you'll never convince me otherwise.

While Jane (standing in the middle with her hand splayed on the other gal's shoulder) was flat chested and did have large feet and a husky voice, no one ever guessed she was packing a fat eight inch hog strapped down in her tap pants. Well almost no one. Cecil, the nervous sickly looking man (farthest on the right), enjoyed taking it up his keister ever so much on the nights Mother stayed over caring for Aunt Gertrude.

Marta, next to what looks like a scale on the left, never wore make-up like that harlot Nora next to her. Marta's mother had taught her that looking natural and clean and respectable was best. While the boys lined up to date Nora, no one noticed quiet and plain Marta. But Marta has a plan. She'll show them all. Just you wait and see.

Whose got the diagram with the numbers? I need to know who we're talking about

Yeah, we need that diagram.

Pinched it from last year's thread

28, the woman staring daggers at Svetlana, always reminds me of Helen Mirren in Gosford Park.

Lol is it because Svetlana is the prettiest girl in the office?

The one woman who's wearing a dark dress and staring off camera looks anemic.

That’s Lila. Here she is with blush added.

I definitely have give 35 a BJ after a couple of rum punches

They haven’t aged one bit.

Blythe Danner sitting at the corner of the desk with Kathleen Widdoes directly behind her.

As a matter of fact, 39 and 41 are both horse hung. 39's is 8 AND thick, and 41's is 9 and kind of thin, but not a pencil dick, and bent.

I don’t think I’ve ever noticed #14. Is she new this year?

Is the DEI hire taking the photograph?

R33 no, she's just a sneaky bitch

The Nativity scene was misplaced so this will have to do.

Why do we need a diagram? Clearly, Agnes is no. 30.

Mary Beth Lacey‘s mother in the house!

15 looks like Kiera Knightley if she would eat more.

The new receptionist doesn’t have the Christmas spirit.

Hi-res link

Can you imagine the harsh methods those working gals of yore used to keep their lady blooms clean and smelling fresh? Working in close quarters in stuffy buildings with no AC, it must have been a considerable concern. Especially when they were hoping to marry a business man.

Is 17 Hillary Swank?

I adore Miss 29’s Pilgrim shoes and “Bride Of Frankenstein”-like coiffure. She truly was a gal both behind and ahead of the times.

Lol R44

R1 you fucking asshole. I spit Sprite out of my damn nose.

So they’re like the Millennials of their century.

R32, further, they seen each others wang. Maybe even serviced each other. In WWI.

Girl in the bottom right looks like she'd be up for some shenanigans like speak-easy hooch.

That tree is pathetic.

Wait, which one is Lila?

#11, Myrtle, with the Keystone Cops hat. She tries SO hard to be fun but always ends up in the ladies room crying about her spinster life. She'll drink more this year than ever.

R51 meet R28

Bump

Some further info and names in this comment at Shorpy, along with a link to another Xmas pic of the little son of one of the men in the photo.

^ So the hot one’s name is R.D. Dick?