Datalounge, do you think I embarrassed myself?

Oh honey just forget about it and live your life.

In a sentence, what's the problem?

You got drunk at...a bar?????

And made an ass out of yourself trying to fuck the bartender?

Fucking hell, who would have expected such a shocking development!!

Does OP need a lawyer?

we had a meaningful conversation about my schooling

You lost me there.

They sure schooled you!

OP From reading your post, you dont seem to mind being embarassed.

No, because the bartender was on your side.

Twice. Last night and now.

OP is so tragic. He goes out so infrequently and finds social interaction so remarkable he has to waddle breathlessly back to DL to tell us all about it.

OP Don’t you go changing.

Co*k???

You didn’t projectile vomit, so you’re fine.

[quote]I had gotten so drunk that I had asked the bartender how big his co*k is. And I think he was playing along with it by saying that “I’d have to find out and see”. So I start chatting with another guy that I met there.

OP, do you really think you're hot enough to play hard to get at the Townhouse?

[quote]Then the guy ends up telling me that I was acting wild but I didn’t feel like I was intruding too much on him or else the bartender would have told me to stop it, correct?

Imagine the goings on if she'd spent Sunday night at The Eagle.

I think the DL needs an AITA forum for threads like this.

He is “TA”—question asked and answered.

You lost me at "The Townhouse."

Clearly the bartender is the one you want in the end, OP.

The bartender and the other customer have fucked, in the past. Other customer is jealous to see bartender flirting with another customer, so has to denigrate bartender as being 40 and still bartending.

OP was caught in the middle like a gentle snowflake. Now, OP wants to rehash local drama and make sure he did the "right thing."

You should be embarrassed by climbing upon the piano and singing Bye-Bye Blackbird in your imitation of Glenn Close from "Maxie."

the bartender comes over and he puts out a plate of peanuts

they don't do that.

At the townhouse, saying someone is 40 is a compliment.

OP - I'm surprise you have the nerve to bring this up. It has been the talk of New York City for days! Didn't you see that item on Page 6? I have no doubt the press will be nagging your for years to come

Asking to see someone's dick is not that wild. Now, if he had asked the bartender to jack off into a shot glass...

At the Townhouse, all seems to breathe creme de menthe and yeast....

R20 is right that the bartender and the other customer have fucked.

My first reaction to the story was that bartender and other customer are in a relationship...

^ That's kind of what I thought too. But I wonder why he didn't just say that instead of acting weird. Anyways, I liked the experience there even though I was drunk.

Maybe one of their open rules excludes odd out of towner drunks at the Townhouse.

You really don't get out much, do you, OP?

If that were true, the Townhouse would have closed a long time ago. R29

"We were clearly both very drunk but I think we had a meaningful conversation about my schooling and city life In general. "

The fuck?

Op next time you are in a bar please have some decorum

This sounds like a scene from a white liberal gay version of a Tyler Perry film. You know, completely ridiculous.

There you go again…^^

Isn't the Townhouse the name of the bar where that serial killer picked up guys

Worse, it’s the name of that place where decades of drunk, horrid closet cases & caftan wearers come from out of state for cheap hustlers and “gay old times.”

Did you fart? Nope

Did you shit? Yup

If you’re gonna accuse them of small dickness, make sure the odds are good your prediction is true. Back up that shit.

I've never been to the Townhouse but from DL it's grown to mythical proportions in my mind.

Shrink it down til it’s 3 sizes too small = more accurate picture.

What if 3 sizes too small is average?

I didn’t accuse them of anything R39. Bartender said that about the other guy.

Same R40, I’ve always wanted to go at least once just to see it, I’ve heard about for so long here.

It would be a DataLounge dream come true for me to have a drink with Charlie there while a mysterious chanteuse named Muriel sang Cole Porter in the background.

Can’t be as bad as Nick Fuentes pooping himself in high school gym class trying to run a mile.

You embarassed yourself then and now.

Worst episode of Cheers ever!