It really DOES ...
I have a good friend from my working days (I used to be her client) and we've stayed in touch and see each other a couple of times a year. She never married and she's lonely and she eats her feeling. She's also smart and caring and lovely and obese. I sympathize with her on the food issue, but my real problem is her vaginal odor. I don't know if she can't reach down there to clean or what. I sat next to her at a show in September and thought I'd have to leave at intermission to breathe again.
Is this common with obese people? How do you tell a friend that her pussy stinks?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 11, 2024 12:54 PM
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Get a giant hose& hose dat skank hoe down!!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 11, 2024 12:00 AM
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[quote]You don’t.
I haven't. But it does make me want to see her less often. :-(
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 11, 2024 12:01 AM
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don't let her sit on your wicker chair.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 11, 2024 12:06 AM
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If you donate $50 to Trump, he will call her up and tell her.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 11, 2024 12:10 AM
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I retired back Philippines. No can help.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 11, 2024 12:11 AM
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Geezus. There's tools for that. She can buy a wash sponge on a dowel rod or something. I bought one on Amazon for my back made out of that scrunchie material. That's just nasty.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 11, 2024 12:44 AM
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Oh goodness, she probably re-wears underwear too. They also make wipes for you know…those not so fresh days.
There’s nothing you can tell her. Maybe stay upwind if she’s in a dress.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 11, 2024 1:01 AM
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I would tell her.
She needs to know - it's affecting every aspect of her life where she has to deal with people. Either she fixes it or ices you out, both of which are in your olfactory favour.
I could not be around that, personally. There is no friendship that's worth putting up with that.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 11, 2024 1:16 AM
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OP, the delicate way to handle this is to send your imaginary friend a handwritten note on monogrammed stationery that simply says, "It meant so much to me that our evening out gave me the chance to write yet another misogynistic post on Datalounge. Indeed, it is a memory I shall truly cherish."
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 11, 2024 1:19 AM
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Yes, OP, you definitely need to tell her, film it surreptitiously, then post it on X, YouTube and The DL. We will also need you to email a copy of the encounter to Cheryl, for reasons well known to her and us.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 11, 2024 1:33 AM
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Could you tell a social story to her, OP? For example,, if you could complain to her about another woman you have encountered with unbearable odors from down there, and maybe she’ll get to thinking.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 11, 2024 3:25 AM
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JFC, OP, you prob'ly wouldn't know what a vagina smelled like if it sat on your face.
As if you boys have extensive experience with the vagina...
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 11, 2024 3:28 AM
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Will, you have always remained so loyal to Grace—bless you! 🤗
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 11, 2024 3:33 AM
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Maybe I'll send her a gift certificate for Lume. Anonymously.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 11, 2024 11:38 AM
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Pretend you're doing a Bette Davis impression and shout: ya pussy STINKS!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 11, 2024 12:54 PM
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