SNL's Michael Che: ‘If White People Can Elect Their Felon, I Can Dance to Mine’

He's absolutely right.

This election has set a precedent for having the "moral high ground" in this country.

Trump's election has made a mockery of the judicial system.

Why should anyone give a fuck about laws in this country, if a convicted felon can run for the highest office in the land, win the election, and also make billions of dollars on top of that?

The answer is... no one should give a fuck about the laws in this country.

Clearly, crime pays.

And this fact has become most painfully obvious to African Americans.

[quote]‘If White People Can Elect Their Felon, I Can Dance to Mine’

It wasn't just white people who elected Trump.

So he’s saying that Kamala is a felon. No wonder this show is completely irrelevant now.

He's saying that Trump is a felon, you fuckwit.

The majority were, R2.

Of the total number of people who voted for Trump in 2024:

84% White 3% Black 8% Hispanic 4% Other

15% between 18-29 24% between 45-64

And get this: 38% of Trump voters have a Bachelor's Degree or Higher.

Trump got nearly 75,000,000 votes.

That means 63,000,000 white people voted for him.

That means 11,250,000 GenZ'ers voted for him.

That means 18,000,000 GenX'ers voted for him.

And that means 28,500,000 people with Bachelor's Degrees or higher, voted for him.

Those stats are extremely depressing.

Wow Gen Zers aren't that far behind Gen Xers in numbers. Crazy.

This chart on "how voters saw the candidates" proves that American voters are idiots and fucked up in the head.

Kamala Harris got higher marks than Donald Trump in these categories:

"Looks out for people like you." "Mentally capable." "Moral character."

And yet they STILL voted for Donald Trump.

What does that say about Americans?

Trump doubled his support with black men from 2020. Even if it's a small percentage overall, that is significant. And considering Trump has absolutely nothing to offer black people and can only hurt them, the percentage voting for him should be zero.

"Black Men Are Not The Problem"

Not “the” problem, but part of the problem.

Going forward, every time someone white talks about morality, crime, and/or patriotism, please do your best, 'gurl, please,' snap, and then walk away. The, let's bring back Cosby Show reruns to Netflix.

From the demographics chart at the link, we can see that:

Of the 71,000,000 who voted for Kamala:

66% were white = 46,860,000

17% were black = 12,070,000

11% were latino = 7,810,000

6% were other = 4,260,000

Of the 75,000,000 who voted for Trump:

84% were white = 63,000,000

3% were black = 2,250,000

8% were latino = 6,000,000

4% were other = 3,000,000

9,750,000 more black people voted for Harris than Trump.

1,810,000 more latino people voted for Harris than Trump

1,260,000 more "other races" voted for Harris than Trump

Even though more minority voters voted for Trump this year, the stats show that [bold]minorities STILL chose Harris over Trump in every demographic.[/bold]

The only demographic that chose Trump over Harris? WHITE PEOPLE.

[bold]16,140,000 more white people voted for Trump than for Harris.[/bold]

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This is what Michael Che was talking about.

R8 Trump didn't double his support with all black men, just the youngest ones. So you should be asking why did men elect Trump?

But it's better to focus on the blacks and latinos as the problem instead of the group that elected Trump, which probably includes you.

Wow, so he's saying white people are racist. What a shocking discovery. News at 11.

[QUOTE] Trump doubled his support with black men from 2020. Even if it's a small percentage overall, that is significant. And considering Trump has absolutely nothing to offer black people and can only hurt them, the percentage voting for him should be zero.

Yeah he doubled it from barely nothing to just barely nothing. 😂 Give me a fucking break. You know good and damn well W H I T E P E O P L E put Trump in office but since you’re white and everybody you love and are attracted to is white, you can’t place the blame where it belongs.

Oh, look at r14, the white liberal, here right on cue running to defend the very groups that hate him. I hope you know white people are in favor of gay rights and same sex marriage, more than any other group.

By a mile, r17

r16, can you tell me what Trump has to offer those black men who voted for him? I'm waiting.

Yeah, white people love gay rights and same sex marriage so much they voted en masse to give us a Supreme Court which might soon vaporize both.

R19 Can you tell me what Trump has to offer poor white people? I'm waiting.

[QUOTE] can you tell me what Trump has to offer those black men who voted for him? I'm waiting.

What does Trump have to offer the millions of poor white men who voted for him, R19? The fuck. 😂

[quote]Yeah, white people love gay rights and same sex marriage so much they voted en masse to give us a Supreme Court which might soon vaporize both.

Without white people there never would've been gay rights or same sex marriage.

Keep making everything about race, and we’ll continue to lose.

The “black women are always right” party isn’t electable, it turns out.

Ger back to running on ideas, not identities.

[quote] Without white people there never would've been gay rights or same sex marriage.

And without white people, it never would have been taken away.

So which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Answer: it doesn't matter.

Because we're fucked either way.

[quote] The “black women are always right” party isn’t electable, it turns out.

Thank goodness the White Savior Convicted Felon Pussy Grabbing Rapist Project 2025 Theocracy is here to save us!

Halleluiah, PRAISE THE LORD and PASS THE AMMUNITION!!!

White people have saved us all!!!

Can we please go back to blaming generation X for Trump instead of the black comedian on SNL?

[QUOTE] Without white people there never would've been gay rights or same sex marriage.

Without black people there never would’ve been gay rights or same sex marriage. Every election the Democrats won over the past 50 years has been due to black people. Without black folks, there wouldn’t be a single liberal on the Supreme Court right now.

[quote] Thank goodness the White Savior Convicted Felon Pussy Grabbing Rapist Project 2025 Theocracy is here to save us!

[quote]White people have saved us all!!!

Get it all out, dear. It’s not you that’s wrong, it’s everyone else!

When you’re all cried out, come join the grown-ups who want to figure out a workable strategy to win again.

[quote] When you’re all cried out, come join the grown-ups who want to figure out a workable strategy to win again.

Don't bother.

Project 2025 and Republicans will ensure that "free and fair elections" are a thing of the past.

But keep dreaming, Mary.

When you wish upon a star, and all that.

[quote] When you’re all cried out, come join the grown-ups who want to figure out a workable strategy to win again.

Oh yes, and datalounge is the place to do that. On a SNL thread. So grown up!

[quote]And without white people, it never would have been taken away.

It hasn't.

[quote]Without black people there never would’ve been gay rights or same sex marriage.

The black community has always been notoriously homophobic.

[quote] The black community has always been notoriously homophobic.

[quote] —Cissy Houston

Unlike the white community, which has always been welcoming to gay people.

[quote] Project 2025 and Republicans will ensure that "free and fair elections" are a thing of the past.

I’m glad you brought this up, because as it turns out, the “democracy is on the ballot” line didn’t resonate. It might be true, but it didn’t land with the majority of voters. It was bad political strategy and as a result, we are now in a situation where democracy is indeed under serious threat. Irony.

[quote] But keep dreaming, Mary.

Thanks, I will! This is my country too, and yours, and I don’t think we should give up on it yet. But I also don’t think that “Americans are just racist” is a good answer to our problems right now. It’s a dodge designed to make people on our side feel superior and absolved of any need to look at where we might have gone wrong and how to fix it. It’s the exact opposite of what we need right now.

Please. It's well known how homophobic the black community is. This isn't even open for debate.

[quote] Please. It's well known how homophobic the black community is. This isn't even open for debate.

Very true.

Just look at all these hateful black people.

[QUOTE] Please. It's well known how homophobic the black community is. This isn't even open for debate.

And the white community outside of New York and California isn’t so open to the gays, either. You’ve got entire states in the middle of this country and down south filled with white people who hate gays but you conveniently ignore them because you’d gladly get on your knees for those good ol’ boys if they’d let you.

Young black men have bern radicalized by alt right incel podcasters and youtubers the same as white men

The alt right ecosystem is killing democracy

I’m with Michael-I worry they will have to self sensor or Lorne will sensor as not to offend a hypersensitive criminal “president “

I’ve noticed news articles about there being a smaller college-ready cohort of teenagers available to consider enrolling in higher education in this current generation, because there are less teenagers who were born 17-21 years ago this time around. Thinking that through, no matter who voted for either or any candidate, there were probably fewer to do so in their particular younger cohort this presidential election. And also if the adults in the last generation who didn’t have as many kids might have turned out to have been liberal-leaning, career-focused and college-educated individuals, then those younger people who voted might have majorly been right-leaning ones from more rural or blue-collar backgrounds who did continue to have kids who ended up showing up in greater numbers within their overall 2024-smaller demographic cohort—and voting more for Trump as a result, at that.

Yes, there is a homophobia problem in black and Latin communities, but that doesn't change the fact that every time our community is at risk, white people seem to vote overwhelmingly against us. What's worse, some black guy calling you the f-word or a bunch of white people voting against your basic rights?

I woke up so fucking angry this morning! I finally popped my head out of the specific sand referred to as denial.

I cannot believe Americans decided to risk EVERYTHING AGAIN for this man, including their healthcare, their financial stability as well as completely fracturing families for good.

Personally? I haven’t slept through an entire evening, nor have I been able to go to the bathroom successfully in over a week. I knew this fucker would win again, & my body is a total wreck as a result. I feel completely helpless & feel that we’ve all been deeply betrayed by the same people who I personally believe deserved an opportunity to experience success, a good life and one for their children, as well.

It all meant jack shit to these people. They failed to understand that immigrants, pronouns & gender identification means NOTHING when the rubber meets the road & average Americans begin struggling in order to pay for utilities or buying food, and being forced to choose between one of the two.

Stable economy? Affordable healthcare? Lowest unemployment rates in history?

Nope! We hate women, minorities & drag queens more than we appreciate living an affordable life.

I need to stop before I experience a heart attack or something.

Eat me.

Yeah if it doesn’t bug you you sure can. Nobody has ever stopped you.

Blue MAGA hats lol.

Liberals who have spent the days since the election putting their blue MAGA hats on and blaming minorities for shifting to Trump are proving they are the most out of touch Americans out there after cable news pundits, as their paternalistic vision of politics and their ironclad belief that Democrats are entitled to minority votes is one giant example of how the MSNBC liberal misunderstands America. Minority voters are Americans just like anyone else, and they are affected by the ebbs and flows of the economy more than the average cable news viewer who is generally whiter, older and more well-off. Biden may have governed in a way that helped poorer folks, but he failed to make a political case for his policies, and many associated Bidenomics with inflation, as the Biden and Harris teams refused to see that term the same way that voters did.

I’ve never met a gen z person who acted anything less than very left wing so I imagine a lot of them are probably living a lie

[quote]but you conveniently ignore them because you’d gladly get on your knees for those good ol’ boys if they’d let you.

Please. I'm far removed from white trash and flyoverland.

Black comedians who insist of constantly talking about race are tiring and boring.

No one’s stopping anyone from listening to R. Kelly

Yet.

I'm still wearing my Sean John jeans, if that makes any difference.