Where's Donald?

This.

I don’t know and I don’t want to.

He’s offering to pay off Kamala’s campaign debts in a show of solidarity on Twitter.

The other employees at McDonald's called in sick, so he's working a double shift at the drive thru.

Hopefully dead.

He's busy attacking Newsom's 'Trump-proofing California' plan.

In the same post he says he will demand proof of citizenship to vote. I don't know where the fuck my birth certificate is.

Trump emerges from the carnage victorious. Others....

"I don't know where the fuck my birth certificate is."

And neither do MAGAts as they move from one trailer park to the next.

If Trump and the Republicans see this as a strategy to keep and maintain power.

Do they even issue birth certificates in Hog Hollow WV and Bumfucke, Ohio and Methhead KY?

OP a better question: Where's our POTUS? btw Reportedly Donald and Joe are meeting at the White House on Wednesday

R9. The should cover the White House furniture in plastic in case Donnie has a leak.

Dirt nap on the 20th hole, next to Ivana. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

He is literally Hoovering lines off a hooker’s ass, masturbating ferociously as he watches the reaction on the left to each nominee. It makes him climax and he needs to get even higher because his tolerance is so fucked after campaigning.

He is for sure eating MacDonald's at Maralago shitting in his pants as per usual. I don't even think he wants to be president. I think he wants to stay out of prison. End of.