Take the Colbert Questionnaire

Liverwurst on rye/Doobie Brothers/Leopard/Apples/Yes/Nothing -- we just expire/Raiders of the Lost Ark/Aisle/Warm baked goods/Perfumes and colognes/Getting my father's shoes for him/Dogs/Paris Match (Style Council with Tracy Thorn)/Its going to be wonderful.

You have superb musical taste R1

1. What is the Best Sandwich--BLT

2. What was your First Concert--Michael Jackson

3. What is the Scariest Animal--snakes

4. Apples or Oranges--apples

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph--Barbra Streisand, and got it!

6. What do you think happens when we die--we go to another parallel universe

7. Favorite Action Movie--Where Eagles Dare

8. Window or Aisle--window

9. Favorite Smell--Thanksgiving meal being cooked

10 Least Favorite Smell--sulphur

11. Earliest Memory--visiting Santa Claus at the mall

12. Cats or Dogs--dogs

1. What is the Best Sandwich--Turkey & Swiss

2. What was your First Concert--Inxs & Camper Van Beethoven

3. What is the Scariest Animal--Snakes

4. Apples or Oranges--Apples

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph-- No

6. What do you think happens when we die--Sadly, nothing

7. Favorite Action Movie--Not sure

8. Window or Aisle--Aisle

9. Favorite Smell--Paint

10 Least Favorite Smell--a fart

11. Earliest Memory-- getting lost in Montgomery Ward Department Store

12. Cats or Dogs--cats

1. What is the Best Sandwich: Lemon grass tofu banh mi w/extra pickles & extra sriracha

2. What was your First Concert: Roberta Flack with my parents

3. What is the Scariest Animal: small reptiles.

4. Apples or Oranges: Apples.

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: No.

6. What do you think happens when we die: Happily, nothing.

7. Favorite Action Movie: Don't have one.

8. Window or Aisle: Aisle.

9. Favorite Smell: Something fresh like lemon or rosemary or pine.

10 Least Favorite Smell: maybe dirty laundry

11. Earliest Memory: turning 3 years old.

12. Cats or Dogs: Dogs.

13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it: Maybe something by ELO (Electric Light Orchestra). Hard to say.

14. Describe the rest of your life in five words.: I'll have enough money, hopefully.

1. What is the Best Sandwich--Big Mac

2. What was your First Concert--Lady Gaga

3. What is the Scariest Animal--Bedbugs

4. Apples or Oranges--Apples

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph--Nope

6. What do you think happens when we die--Agnostic here

7. Favorite Action Movie--Where Eagles Dare (marry me, R3!)

8. Window or Aisle--Window

9. Favorite Smell--Coconut

10 Least Favorite Smell--Cucumbers

11. Earliest Memory--Krampus 👹

12. Cats or Dogs--Dogs

13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it-- MorMor - Days Like This

14. Describe the rest of your life in five words--I'm a short, fat slut

I didn't do the last two:

13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it: Begin the Begin - REM

14. Describe the rest of your life in five words: Over fifty and loving it

Anything on a baguette

Fleetwood Mac in Munich

Orcas

Apples

Only big name horse riders

I don’t know

I don’t know

Window

Gasoline

Vomit

Grass growing out of cracks in sidewalk in my stroller

Dogs

Bittersweet Symphony

Plenty of time for hobbies

1. What is the Best Sandwich--Grilled cheese with bacon

2. What was your First Concert--the Association w/mom. (omg I'm old)

3. What is the Scariest Animal--Monitor Lizard

4. Apples or Oranges--Oranges

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph--Not yet

6. What do you think happens when we die--All is revealed

7. Favorite Action Movie--On Her Majesty's Secret Service w/Diana Rigg

8. Window or Aisle--Aisle

9. Favorite Smell--Newborns (after they've been cleaned up)

10 Least Favorite Smell--Throw up

11. Earliest Memory--Being bathed in the kitchen sink by my mom

12. Cats or Dogs--Dogs

13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it--The Look of Love - Dusty

14. Describe the rest of your life in five words--What will be will be

1. What is the Best Sandwich: PB&J

2. What was your First Concert: Beach Boys

3. What is the Scariest Animal: great white shark

4. Apples or Oranges: oranges

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: yes (and I've been asked for mine, too)

6. What do you think happens when we die: nothing

7. Favorite Action Movie: Goonies

8. Window or Aisle: aisle

9. Favorite Smell: chocolate

10 Least Favorite Smell: pot

11. Earliest Memory: second birthday party

12. Cats or Dogs: cats

13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it: the adagietto from Mahler's 5th

14. Describe the rest of your life in five words: declining health and creeping poverty.

1. What is the Best Sandwich: grilled cheese ALL kinds

2. What was your First Concert: Adam & The Ants as a young child

3. What is the Scariest Animal: monitor lizard (I had a close encounter once)

4. Apples or Oranges: apples

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: yes, Martin Sheen many, many years ago

6. What do you think happens when we die: nothing, sadly. I wish I saw my Mom again.

7. Favorite Action Movie: Goldfinger

8. Window or Aisle: aisle

9. Favorite Smell: lavender

10 Least Favorite Smell: vomit

11. Earliest Memory: falling up stone steps breaking my tooth as a tot

12. Cats or Dogs: cats

13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it: Candi Staton You Got The Love

14. Describe the rest of your life in five words: Getting healthy, loving others, happiness.

1. What is the Best Sandwich - BLT 2. What was your First Concert - Culture Club 3. What is the Scariest Animal - sharks 4. Apples or Oranges - oranges 5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph - yes, Simon LeBon (got it!) 6. What do you think happens when we die - nothing 7. Favorite Action Movie - not a huge fan of this genre 8. Window or Aisle - aisle 9. Favorite Smell - rain 10 Least Favorite Smell - shit 11. Earliest Memory - at the beach 12. Cats or Dogs - dogs 13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it? - something upbeat and fun - maybe Margaritaville 14. Describe the rest of your life in five words. - work retirement relaxation family dogs

1. What is the Best Sandwich: Meat

2. What was your First Concert: I don't sing

3. What is the Scariest Animal: Nothing scares me, loser

4. Apples or Oranges: I don't like fruits

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: yes, my father

6. What do you think happens when we die: I am cryogenically frozen, only losers stay dead

7. Favorite Action Movie: Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

8. Window or Aisle: funny

9. Favorite Smell: J.D.'s flop sweat

10 Least Favorite Smell: Melania's bedroom

11. Earliest Memory: Silence of the Lambs

12. Cats or Dogs: That really big dog the youtube guy carted around on airplanes, I liked that one. I think it was a dog

13. You Only Get One Song to listen to the rest of your life. What is it: Baby Shark dadadadadada baby shark dadadada then it goes mama shark, and so on

14. Describe the rest of your life in five words: Make America Great Again Again!