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Mayor McCheese pings

Any tea? If so please do spill. I’ve dreamt of his meat for decades. He does ping too — but as an authority figure I can see why he’d stay in the closet.

There does seem to be chemistry between him and Officer Big Mac, who I believe is an out gay burger at this point.

With that enormous head I would imagine he’s more of a bossy bottom. But because guys with big heads often have beercan dicks, I like to think of him as more of a top.

I’ll bet his “special sauce” is delish. WANT!!!

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by Anonymousreply 26November 14, 2024 12:41 PM

I had him in the parking lot of a Burger King in 1978. That made it even hotter.

by Anonymousreply 1November 9, 2024 7:15 PM

[quote]But because guys with big heads often have beercan dicks

If only.

by Anonymousreply 2November 9, 2024 9:22 PM

Mayor McCheese was not bothering anybody. How did he get dragged into this? Off the record, and you didn't hear from me, but that Hamburgler gobbles more than just hamburgers

by Anonymousreply 3November 9, 2024 9:25 PM

Am I a perv for being "curious" about Grimace?

by Anonymousreply 4November 9, 2024 9:59 PM

Ngl if grimace had sizemeat, my lips would never be off it.

Imagine the wackiness when he orgasms? I’m kind of obsessed with him atm. 🍔🍆🍔

by Anonymousreply 5November 9, 2024 10:31 PM

[Quote] Mayor McCheese was not bothering anybody. How did he get dragged into this?

Homophobia on the DL? NEVER!!!

by Anonymousreply 6November 9, 2024 10:32 PM

When I saw MMC last, he was on the boulevard working two girls. He’s a hard core pimp. He always dresses this way and always has a lint roller and gun in the glove box of his Cadillac.

by Anonymousreply 7November 9, 2024 10:41 PM

Maybe he’s bi r7

by Anonymousreply 8November 10, 2024 1:54 AM

I last saw MMC at a sex addicts meeting downtown.

by Anonymousreply 9November 11, 2024 2:07 AM

All I know is Birdie is a massive cumslut

by Anonymousreply 10November 11, 2024 2:25 AM

Dirty fag.

Nasty!

by Anonymousreply 11November 11, 2024 2:27 AM

R10, I believe that’s actionable.

by Anonymousreply 12November 11, 2024 4:33 AM

Mayor McCheese is to McDonaldland what Lindsey Graham is to South Carolina. He gets the press to hush up his secret trysts with rentboys

by Anonymousreply 13November 11, 2024 4:36 AM

With a mouth like that he can service more than 1 million.

by Anonymousreply 14November 11, 2024 1:02 PM

Yes r13, and apparently grimace has ALL the dirt

by Anonymousreply 15November 11, 2024 5:37 PM

Do we have any dirt on the Hamburglar?

by Anonymousreply 16November 11, 2024 5:39 PM

He’s been pulling that nonbinary shit lately. He insists that everyone needs to “respect his boundaries” by putting special sauce on a Whopper.

The other McDonaldland creatures just roll their eyes.

by Anonymousreply 17November 11, 2024 6:12 PM

The hamburgler is a stone freak! I met him in prison. Into hardcore bondage.

by Anonymousreply 18November 11, 2024 6:22 PM

Grimace is a little bitch! He used to work for the tabloids back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 19November 11, 2024 6:23 PM

AND???

by Anonymousreply 20November 11, 2024 10:43 PM

Last night I saw a video of Ronald giving forced head to some guy wearing a ridiculous red white and blue suit with a face full of makeup. Ron was weeping and the snot was flowing out of his nose. The man shoved Ron’s head down hard and I looked away when he was choke fucked in the throat.

by Anonymousreply 21November 12, 2024 5:19 PM

His new signature dessert is the Bukkake McFlurry. At least 20 loads to the face in every serving. Great for us into cum walking.

I’m loving it!

by Anonymousreply 22November 12, 2024 5:39 PM

Damn. I didn’t recognize him at the time, but looking at OP’s photo reminds me. That guy was a real pest at St. Marks Baths in the 80s. Kept offering to lick everyone’s pickles. Insisted on being called Mr. Mayor. We thought he was just a psycho. Never dreamed he really was a mayor.

by Anonymousreply 23November 12, 2024 6:01 PM

He wouldn’t be so cheesy if he washed under his foreskin more often.

by Anonymousreply 24November 12, 2024 10:20 PM

Whatever Mayor - you've got NOTHING!

Everybody knows there's only ONE Officer Big Mac. I've got big feet and obviously a lot more 'meat' than you will ever have.

And I'm the one with the special sauce.

LOL - I don't even know what a McCheese IS!

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by Anonymousreply 25November 12, 2024 11:28 PM

Mayor McCheese never recovered from that sex scandal when he was caught on tape having his pickle held back by an intern.

by Anonymousreply 26November 14, 2024 12:41 PM
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