Wizened hag Justine Bateman is welcomed by MAGA

Oh, Justine. You poor, goofy dear.

No wonder Jason said he has no relationship with her.

She’s old and crazy. Doesn’t make her Madonna.

[quote]This was the era of trying to exercise control over those who did not want to follow the crowd and has [sic] their own ideas about what they needed to do.

What if they needed to get an abortion in Texas, Justine?

I hope Hollywood doesn’t exile Justine from her nonexistent showbiz career.

R3 cannot believe that Justine's dress is $5000.00 and not even leatha!!!!

Hey pussy stinks.

Justine's "gracefully-aged" face would never be allowed past the front gate of Mar-a-Lago.

What does Madonna have to do with this, R3?

I get the Leif Garrett reference but are Madonna and Justine pals?

Another Gen Xer Gen Xing. Is it a day that ends in Y?

R8 She might be able to get in at the final final Sad Last Days soirée… you know that one when Melania’s gone and he has to liquidate.

You're not one of us, Justine.

Get lost.

How the fuck does Justine have money? She hasn’t done shit in more than 30 years!

Does Jason keep her on the payroll?

Take it to your therapist Justine.

What the fuck is she babbling about?

Has she connected with Susan Olsen? Maybe she needs a friend.

Her pussy stinks.

JB became a born again Christian around 2000 as Inside Edition did a story on it so this doesn't surprise me 1 bit. I recall her on 1 of the religious right shows around the time too.

I think she has kept a low profile for any Family Ties revival/spin off over the years.

It's interesting that Rob S., Justine B. & Ron Eldard all 3 from the sit-com Men Behaving Badly (A show I watched when it was on) all 3 have made anti-gay things in their histories

R18 "born again" women think being grabbed by the pussy is great!

I think she's tremendous

Horrible anal hygiene

WHAT are Justine Bateman's "walking on eggshells" stances? I bet she doesn't even have any, she just doesn't like "cancel culture" and "wokeism."

R22 You keep deluding yourself like that.

She didn't like gays in the 80s.

It was reported she yelled fag/faggot into Michael j. Fox's trailer windows during the Family T. era.

Women said fag as a jokey thing back then as well. No malice meant but looking back, not cute.

[quote]I hope Hollywood doesn’t exile Justine from her nonexistent showbiz career.

How cute that you think that Democrats will forever be in charge of Hollywood/Broadway.

The whole country is going to fall to Republicans in a few short years.

I think more conservative/moderate actors will start coming out now that the climate is changing and the pendulum is swinging back right.

Rather, it is the Democrats et al. who will be personas non grata in the new (old) America.

[quote]Women said fag as a jokey thing back then as well. No malice meant but looking back, not cute.

Kind of like talking about grabbing woman by the pussy. Hey, it's a sign of endearment. - DJT

Please don't tell me Tina Yothers is also MAGA. I just couldn't take that news!

Walking on eggshells...why? Because she wanted to say things that she knew would piss people off and cause a backlash? Those people haven't gone anywhere. Just say what you really feel and see what happens, coward.

🎶 I'm walking' on eggshells, WHAA-AAAAA, 'an don't it feel good! OW! 🎶

[quote]She’s old and crazy. Doesn’t make her Madonna.

???

Bitter, because she looks like E.T.

Mayim Bialik interviewed her last year about gracefully aging and all that stuff.

Gracefully? More like Grace Under Fire.

She is a fantastic representation of her generation.

She always seemed like a sour, humorless drag. It's not surprising that she's MAGA.

You could just tell even as a teen she was headed to Cunt land.

I’m Justine’s puka bead necklace and armpit hair.

We are not pleased.

I’m Jason Bateman, reading about the Rose Kennedy lobotomy.

She’s extremely conservative. She follows all MAGA loons on Twitter and found Jesus at 17. This is news to people? She’s been a social conservative for the majority of her life.

Married… with Children trashed her early on when reports came out regarding her jealousy of her brother’s career and of Tina Yothers.

Kelly has a book report due and Bud gives her a tabloid to write it on. She has two choices: Bud Light’s mascot Spuds MacKenzie or Justine Bateman. “I’ll take that one. At least someone’s heard of Spuds MacKenzie.”

Justine is Gen X borne in the 1960s.

What do you expect?

That face of hers is not age. That is drugs and eating disorder. Her skin is completely dried out. She looks like the Cryptkeeper.

She's only a couple years younger than Kamala, Tim, and Doug. Same age as Gwen.

Gwen who?

She looks like a platypus.

She's ugly.

ew

[Quote] MAGAts are cheering in the comments.

Hey wait, I thought “hollyweird morons” were supposed to stay out of politics? Isn’t that the MAGA line?

R47, dear God. She is dying.

Like Ohmahgahhd this skank is like totally like grow-dee to the like max!

Gag me with like a spoon! OK?

Like if I like wanna drive to the like mall, I'll just like use the lines on like her face!

I admire her conviction — and her complexion.

Now she can get a job on Yellowstone. Withered sapling number 3

She has hair in her ass.

Gollum's sister

R38 see R23.

Her husband seems like a very wholesome Christian guy. Not at all flashy.

I suspect we will see many famous people switch sides or come out as conservatives. Either they can't hide it anymore or they want to kiss the ring to reap all the rewards. I'd love to know who all the people are crowding to be near Mar A Lago now to get an audience with the new king. People vying for scraps at this point. There is nothing too low when people are greedy enough.

Miss "Neither One Extreme or the Other" had a prime spot on Fox News tonight looking like a panhandleress outside Lilith Fair.

Its truly disheartening to see the numner of big stars that are supporting him :(

[quote] big stars

Wrinkled old bitch Justine is not that.

The result of thirty years of a fat-free diet?

She looks rough

I don't think she used sunscreen or moisturizer lol

I hope Jason has uninvited her to Thanksgiving. What an embarrassment she must be.

She just posted on X, 'just because you're not a Hatfield, does not mean you are a McCoy'.

R60 Here we are in 2024 and the country's big concern is that Justine Bateman is MAGA.

^ Datalounge is not the country. If that were the case, everyone in America would be talking about Golden Girls reruns.

How many movies did she make in her career.

[quote]It's interesting that Rob S., Justine B. & Ron Eldard all 3 from the sit-com Men Behaving Badly (A show I watched when it was on) all 3 have made anti-gay things in their histories

What did Ron Eldard do?

Was she always this or was it after a bunch of drugs?

She looks like a full-blown anorexic in that photo at r47 who is at death's door.

Fucking hell.

She looks like an apple core doll.

Sadly, she is no longer a 5.

Satisfaction was supposed to be Justine’s breakout film role, but whenever the camera was trained on co-star Julia Roberts, who was only third banana in the film, it was like “Justine who?”

Is she angling for a role as the ingenue in that Antonio Sabato Jr. western that is still in pre-production?

I'm 20 years older and a lesbian and I still look younger than my idiot daughter.

Looking at those photos, God does exact His revenge on the wicked.

Was Trini Alvarado playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter Jr. in "Satisfaction"?

What was that movie with Morgan Fairchild from the 70s about mean sorority sisters picking on a Carrie character? Justine looks like those shriveled creatures after the Carrie girl got her revenge and turned them into old hags.

We filmed a very special episode of Family Ties for the holidays in which one drunken evening I unburdened myself of my thwarted desire to abort Mallory and the repercussion of the pro-life movement on our family. It was considered too controversial for the time and never aired.

R81 "The Initiation of Sarah"