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Princess Anne milks Therese Coffey

Amid all this week’s turmoil, I almost overlooked one of the precious good-news stories. Tireless public servant, Therese Coffey, a ravishing 52, got milked by none other than the Princess Royal, the formidable, no-nonsense Anne we all love and admire so dearly. This heart-gladdening scene unfolded on the 6th Nov. Therese dressed as an early-70s suburban sofa and put on quite the busty display. And just look at focus and determination on Anne’s face. We need more of this sort of thing.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 12, 2024 7:48 AM

That’s one rough looking 52 year old.

by Anonymousreply 1November 8, 2024 7:38 PM

Good old BRAS (British Rapid Aging Syndrome)

by Anonymousreply 2November 8, 2024 7:39 PM

Therese likes ciggies, port, whisky and guzzling on pork belly and chips. She might look a bit weathered, but she’s got plenty of mileage left in her.

by Anonymousreply 3November 8, 2024 7:46 PM

Thank you for giving me a laugh I desperately needed.

by Anonymousreply 4November 8, 2024 7:46 PM

What is Ann wearing? Was she on her way to marching band practice?

by Anonymousreply 5November 8, 2024 7:50 PM

She’s patting her down checking for silverware.

by Anonymousreply 6November 8, 2024 7:52 PM

It's her Halloween costume,.Rose.

by Anonymousreply 7November 8, 2024 7:53 PM

It would have been easier to break a bottle of champagne against that chest.

by Anonymousreply 8November 8, 2024 7:55 PM

She's pinning a medal on Therese for her performance as Hyacinth Bucket in the Stoke-on-Trent Community Playhouse production of "Keeping Up Appearances."

Daily Mail: " ... Therese showed off her slim pins in a knee-length spring floral ... "

by Anonymousreply 9November 8, 2024 7:56 PM

How common.

by Anonymousreply 10November 8, 2024 7:56 PM

That poor woman is all cankles.

by Anonymousreply 11November 8, 2024 8:08 PM

"Here's your medal. There you go, I pinned it on nicely. Now off you go."

by Anonymousreply 12November 8, 2024 9:25 PM

Well done, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13November 8, 2024 9:37 PM

Does Princess Anne have cataracts and wound up mistaking an old cow for an actual cow? Hence the milking of the udders?

by Anonymousreply 14November 8, 2024 9:51 PM

Op, thanks for the laughs at the end of this depressing week. I especially like the part about the sofa. Don’t let JD see this, or that poor woman will be ravished.

by Anonymousreply 15November 9, 2024 12:53 AM

Bitch got that Caucasian ultra white leg thing going on! Gurl needs some Jergans self tanner and Spanx to pull the rest of that shit in!!

by Anonymousreply 16November 9, 2024 1:08 AM

I always knew Princess Anne was lesbianic.

She loves wearing those manly military uniforms.

Clearly she loves nice tits in a dress.

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by Anonymousreply 17November 9, 2024 3:12 AM

That's a whole lotta ugly in that pic.

Surprised the camera lens didn't crack.

by Anonymousreply 18November 9, 2024 3:15 AM

Nice gams going on, Annie! 🦵 🇬🇧

by Anonymousreply 19November 9, 2024 3:19 AM

Everyone knows that here at DL Anne goes by the screen name Slim Pins. She often comments on the Sydney Sweeney threads about her big udders.

by Anonymousreply 20November 9, 2024 3:34 AM

[Quote] Bitch got that Caucasian ultra white leg thing going on! Gurl needs some Jergans self tanner and Spanx to pull the rest of that shit in!!

[Quote] —La'Twanda Jenkins-Jones

Hey look gang, it’s Fat-fuckto’s latest black cosplay!!!

by Anonymousreply 21November 9, 2024 3:39 AM

Yeah, Anne the Princess Royal is enjoying those military uniforms a little too much.

by Anonymousreply 22November 9, 2024 3:41 AM

Oh! I see Willy's got Aunty Anne on security guard duty at the Buckingham gift shop.

by Anonymousreply 23November 9, 2024 3:43 AM

You don't want to be caught shoplifting when Anne is on duty at the Buckingham Palace gift shop. She'll cut a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 24November 9, 2024 3:52 AM

I refused to believe Coffey is 52 so I looked up her Wiki thinking it must be a typo. I don't think I've ever seen anyone age so poorly.

This is code, correct?

[QUOTE]Coffey is single and is described as a private person.[7]

by Anonymousreply 25November 9, 2024 4:05 AM

Sadly R25, I think Coffey is one of those ones, like Ann Widdecombe, with an overwrought, fretful religious conviction - so she who won’t ever let herself partake in the lady love she yearns for in her heaving bosom.

by Anonymousreply 26November 9, 2024 8:26 AM

Well, I happen to like milk with my Coffey.

by Anonymousreply 27November 9, 2024 12:34 PM

"Her Royal Highness The Princess Royal" is just FIERCE. The fiercest aristocratic title ever. It should never go out of style.

by Anonymousreply 28November 12, 2024 6:08 AM

This bitch again……..she’s eaten more pussy than a lower class family in Hong Kong. The very first time this old dyke met me, she licked her lips and said “So I hear you are looking for a royal tampon? Might I suggest you try my tongue?”

by Anonymousreply 29November 12, 2024 7:48 AM
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