Commercials We're Currently Hating - Post Trumpian Apocalypse Edition

I HATE THIS!!! It's on constantly.

OP, the life insurance commercials and all the commercials featuring husbands and wives have been demeaning to men for years: wife has all the answers and husband is stupid. They don't even have to be husband and wife, as long as it's male/female. This kills me.

R1 That commercial doesn't even make sense.

At first I thought they were selling a coffee table, then it ended up being a butter commercial?

And the whole funeral-themed version of Cheap Trick didn't make any sense, either.

Of course the wives are forcing their husbands to do it if they did it themselves then it would look suspicious when they off their husband once the policy matures.

I'm tired of this stupid he helped commercials with the daughter and old fools on the phone with Queenie McQueen excitedly talking about prescription coverage. Or the weird one where they have the little Asian girl come up and meet the senile jagweed she helped. It's just so awkward and weird.

OMG every time this one comes on, I immediately mute it. (Dave's Hot Chicken)

I used to like the song, and now I can't fucking STAND IT.

R6 Which brings me to another thing I hate - commercials that are made to look like Tik Tok or Insta posts.

And this Audi commercial with this fucking Motley Crue song. Didn't like them back then, and I still don't like them.

Again, that damn DUPIXENT commercial with the horrible sound track!

Beautiful dog, but I hate the voice: "Builds new bones!"

The insurance ones where they're on a pier.

Doug of Doug and LiMu Emu now looks like the size of his balloon in the current commercial.

RFK Jr wants to ban pharmaceutical commericials and I'm with him on that. Unfortunately, I doubt he wins that battle.

Those 4Patriots MAGA-inspired commercials for food that you can buy in bulk that will last for something like 10 years.

Lets bring back well intentioned bullying, I called your boyfriend or fiance a budget Ryan Gosling, and ya cancelled.

All of these anti-male commercials.

[quote]senile jagweed

For some reason I can't stop guffawing at this phrase. Thanks for that!

The NEW JARDIANCE LADY!!! A big black lady in a jean jacket in a faux super market doing a “jazzy” version. I miss Deanna.

St. Jude's

Adowable blanket kids

The make-up (cosmetic) ladies

Anything being hawked by Christina

Funeral insurance policies

Allstate and Progressive

I could go on...

I am already sick of seeing Snoop Dawg.

I am sick of anyone named Manning trying to sell me something, especially fucking Peyton.

The holiday fragrance commercials featuring fuglies like Timmy Chamalamadingdong and Johnny Depp.

I really hate the Liberty insurance commercial with the lounge lizard guy and his melting wax figure.

And yes, I too will always hate that upspeaking twat Christina and her bath remodels.

Ugh you know it's Christmastime when the luxury vehicle commercials are on full rotation.

I condemn to the deepest, darkest, dankest rat and cockroach infested dungeon the people who approved of that massive black hole of comedy, Will Ferrell, desecrating the genius work of the late, great Musical Goddess, Christine McVie. (Fuck Stevie!)

What a travesty!

A palate cleanser follows...

How much change must I take??? Not only is there a new Jardiance woman - I JUST SAW the new Shriners commercial. There is NO ALEX and NO CALEB!!!!! WTF? Can I count on NOTHING anymore?

Wait - I meant can’t I count on ANYTHING - my mistake. ^^

Frank's Hot Sauce "frank it up" ads. I hate them. I always hit mute.

Joseph Prince, 'Eating Your Way To Wholeness.' On first seeing it, one assumes it's just a run-of-the-mill health food commercial, but it quickly becomes apparent that it's something else altogether.

Pat Boone warning me about my cash. Tom Selleck hawking reverse mortgages. The various crones peddling makeup for aging reptilian skin. You know who you are.....

R28 The hair alone is enough to keep me away from the holy communion.

Any and all Medicare ads. At least they're only around for a few months every year.

Angie from Angie's List and her Karen hair and mall pantsuit.

The Netflix ad that ends with people saying "it's so good." Gag me.

Awwwwww, look at the quiet janitor gently singing to himself as he sweeps up and his fellow maintenance people notice and buy him a jacket and have him sing out loud with a real mic on a real stage: "What the world needs now is love, sweet love...."

A Star is born!

Gag me with a tuning fork!

Anything with Flo.

Have those trans ads in Pennsylvania discontinued already

The Hobby Lobby one where the old couple put kindergarten level looking homemade Christmas cards in the fundie girl’s and gay guy’s mailboxes that they think are from each other. It’s shown several times an hour on PlutoTV.

I love The Farmer's Dog commercials, generally, but the new ones featuring Leo sadden me; his family doesn't seem to be crazy in dog love with him.😢

I hope I'm wrong.

R37, just saw it. The Hobby Lobby breeder commercial makes me hurl.

The singing family dining at Golden Corral.

Gag!

^ They should rebrand Golden Corral. Call it Hog Trough.

GOLDEN Hog Trough

It's 2024 and we now have two commercials with Catherine O'Hara and Kevin Hart and obvious neither are in the same room. Couldn't they find one day to film together?

Please, Kerrygold, please!!!! You have enough money to shoot a new commercial. If I hear," I want you to want me" and see that stupid table again, I'm going to go postal.

Why is there Kevin Hart? I will never go to his shows or movies, and he certainly will not move me to buy any product he'd endorse.

Nada yada island from that Dominican Love Hip Hop Star. It’s selling some 3rd rate cell phone service. It’s sooo fucking annoying.

That Wegovy commercial with all the peoples walking and talking and walking and talking.

Do we know where they are going? Will they just walk forward forever gathering more and more bystanders along the way?

Inquiring minds want to know!

The elderly name-partner at The Morelli Law Firm (kindly forgive me if they're not a national advertiser):

[quote]"My mindset is total destruction!"

Oh yeah; that's the lawyer I want handling my case!

WTF??

I really hate the commercial with the hipster bro dressed in all black and bare footed peddling that Thesis ADD supplement. He seems exhausting and someone who also has a punchable face.

John Travolta in that Santa suite is starting to piss me off too. He’s been milking Stayin Alive for 7 decades.

Those Bounty commercials where somebody spills something, followed by everyone reacting in a horrified manner with the slow motion "Nooooooo!"

Jesus. By watching these, you'd think spilled Kool-Aid on the kitchen counter is akin to a Chernobyl-style accident.

Loan Falcon, Loan Cannon, and any other variation on the theme.

Call JG Wentworth R52! 877 CASH NOW!

Has anyone mentioned the commercials with the smelly twats?

R54 Lume is mentioned a lot around these parts.

Aunt Vivica and Ice T hawking that expensive 'car coverage' for repairs to your older cars. They should come clean and let their followers know chances of this company approving any car repair is zilch, no matter how much you invest in coverage. Shame on them for misleading their 'fans'.

Another vote for Santa Travolta

Listen to your Auntie Vivica..

I do like the Target Santa. Sexy!

The commercial for some face cream where the woman talks about how well it works and says, "Trust me. I'm a banker."

First of all, bankers are about the least trustworthy people in business (next to healthcare CEOs). And second, who the fuck cares what a banker has to say about face cream?

[quote] That Wegovy commercial with all the peoples walking and talking and walking and talking. Do we know where they are going? Will they just walk forward forever gathering more and more bystanders along the way?

"Sorry, son. I'm afraid you'll have to fix the car yourself. I need to join the March of the Fatties."

Quick hit slots with Jerry O'Connell. He really annoys me.

I'm sick of elderly hags Hocking makeup. Like what's Bobby Brown's problem where she's all like I wasn't done as if somebody forced her to retire some s***.

And lyrical is just irritating especially in her new commercial where her dress looks like she just put it on wrong due to its weird off the shoulder design.

[quote] I'm sick of elderly hags Hocking makeup. Like what's Bobby Brown's problem

I'm sick of hearing her say that her makeup only takes "a nanosecond" to apply.

[quote] Like what's Bobby Brown's problem where she's all like I wasn't done as if somebody forced her to retire some s***.

She started her small company in 1991, creating ten lipsticks. The company took off like a house on fire, and Estée Lauder Companies Inc. bought it in 1995, and hired her as their 'Chief Creative Officer'. They really grew the company in every direction, and in 2016 it was announced that Brown would be leaving. Though no explanation as to why was given by either party, it was believed that Brown and Estée Lauder had not been getting along for quite some time, and Lauder asked her to leave.

Upon her announcement at the end of 2016 that she would be leaving on December 31, the company released this statement: “Today the brand is sold in over 70 countries and is a top makeup artist brand founded by a woman. It’s a global prestige cosmetics powerhouse, with a highly promising future, poised for its next chapter of growth.”

Comes across as a nice kick in the ass to get her out the door.

The caveman Geico two-truths-and-a-lie commercial - I never liked the earlier caveman ads and wish they had stayed gone. Ugly and unfunny.

I'm still loving the 'Andersen Windows' guy Michael Smith. He's back in rotation these days and has lighter blond hair now (or so it seems). I can't find much on this guy - just this interview from 2020 which has a shirtless photo of him (wow ! what a chest!). I know on another site for gay guys there was some conversation that he used to be a 'male escort' in Toronto and NYC before he was the Andersen spokesperson, not sure how true it is.

Liberty Mutual with the guy and his large wax twin. At one point, he makes a sound that grates on me.