Democratic Presidential Candidate 2028

It needs to be a trans folx of color - OR ELSE!

Did you not learn anything two nights ago? The Democratic nominee has to be a straight white man from the south or midwest.

Gavin Newsome

I know that OP is trolling but there is some truth in this. Identity politics have destroyed the Democratic Party. They’re actually jumping for joy that a trans woman was elected. That’s her entire qualifications.

I nominate me-Phillywhore to run for President in 2028, a DGWM (divorced gay white man) who will carry Pennsylvania& California, NJ and New York state.

Don't ask about the scars on my back, burn marks on my arms& my finances.

At this point, Vivian Vance is all we’ve got

Jeff Jackson is very level headed

OP is the right-winger who posts crap all the time trying to troll us.

Do NOT feed the troll

You forgot to add TERFs to the list.

I'm now telling you later, because I didn't get to tell you then....

Shapiro.

Avery, the non-binary Muppet on puberty blockers

2028 election CANCELLED.

None of the above. 🙄

The Daily Mail today was saying it would be JFK's grandson Jack Schlossberg.

R8 Learn to differentiate humor from trolling.

Is ViviANE a drag queen?

A tiny garden slug that is tough on crime and says Trump has done an OK job.

r5 This may work. Any White male that has performed his breeding duties is a fine candidate. Managing to spawn two sets of twins is a sign of true manly strength and virility.

They’re going to do a 23 & Me test on each candidate to make sure they are as Caucasian as possible.

The first Democratic debate will look like Sigma Chi fall rush with Amy Klobuchar as the house mother.

So boring.