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How many days until the next assassination attempt?

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by Anonymousreply 26November 8, 2024 10:12 PM

Melania's probably sneaking up behind him with a knife as I type.

by Anonymousreply 1November 7, 2024 3:48 AM

You know she’s ripping mad he won. Now she has to be ‘First Lady ‘ again. That’s the last thing she wants.

I hope there’s no attempt and he just dies from a heart attack. Preferably before he takes office. Next week is good. Vance sucks, but he won’t be able to maintain the cult. He’s a weird, wet blanket.

by Anonymousreply 2November 7, 2024 3:54 AM

R2 He’s a wet anus. And well used.

by Anonymousreply 3November 7, 2024 3:56 AM

Not going to happen. We only assasinate leftists.

by Anonymousreply 4November 7, 2024 3:58 AM

Now I must do the Christmas thing that I hate, it is the annoying thing!

by Anonymousreply 5November 7, 2024 4:15 AM

If he gets offed, we get President JD Vance. If they both get offed we get President Mike Johnson.

It's nightmare-fuel all the way down, friend.

by Anonymousreply 6November 7, 2024 5:43 AM

I just saw in the news that they uncovered a plot to kill the orange fuck. Think they arrested men

by Anonymousreply 7November 8, 2024 6:37 PM

I hope its soon. I hope a woman does it.

by Anonymousreply 8November 8, 2024 7:00 PM

I hope its Miss Peacock. In the library. With a candlestick.

by Anonymousreply 9November 8, 2024 7:02 PM

Better they take out vance. He is more dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 10November 8, 2024 7:04 PM

Considering it's his own looney MAGATS that keep trying to kill him, any day now. They're a very confused violent bunch.

by Anonymousreply 11November 8, 2024 7:07 PM

Can’t happen soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 12November 8, 2024 7:20 PM

It's all downhill for us if they take him out. Vance and Johnson, can you imagine?

Wow, never thought I'd think it but I hope that lardass can stay alive a functioning.

by Anonymousreply 13November 8, 2024 7:20 PM

Zero, if this counts

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by Anonymousreply 14November 8, 2024 7:24 PM

I hope they stick the landing this time. Sure, we'll get JD, but no one likes him..

by Anonymousreply 15November 8, 2024 8:39 PM

JD Vance is plotting with his Silicon Valley billionaire backers

by Anonymousreply 16November 8, 2024 8:50 PM

R3 = Peter Thiel

by Anonymousreply 17November 8, 2024 9:19 PM

Iran was just caught plotting to assassinate him. If they thought Trump was going to be supportive of Israel's action before, woo boy, now he is going to be vengeful on top of it...

by Anonymousreply 18November 8, 2024 9:22 PM

Those two "assassination attempts" were as authentic as the Reichstag fire.

by Anonymousreply 19November 8, 2024 9:37 PM

A better question/poll would be how many times will Trump try to milk the assassination attempt cow so he can declare a national emergency/martial law that allows him to arrest all of his enemies and put them in "protective custody."

by Anonymousreply 20November 8, 2024 9:43 PM

He doesn’t need to stage another one. The two did their job.

by Anonymousreply 21November 8, 2024 9:48 PM

I actually think I hate Vance slightly more than Trump, which I hadn't previously believed possible.

by Anonymousreply 22November 8, 2024 9:57 PM

For me, a living Vance is a price I’d pay for a dead Trump.

by Anonymousreply 23November 8, 2024 10:07 PM

Vance will certainly live longer than Trump. No question he runs jn 2028.

by Anonymousreply 24November 8, 2024 10:08 PM

The last one was fake, so I suppose when tumrp’s poll numbers slump they will stage another one

by Anonymousreply 25November 8, 2024 10:09 PM

He’s got far more Secret Service protection now.

by Anonymousreply 26November 8, 2024 10:12 PM
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