Does Melania Trumps fanny excitedly twinge at fundraising events when shes meeting wealthy right wing men who are party donors?

She must be furious that she has to be FLOTUS again. I'm 100% certain she wants to divorce Trump and get away from him and all of this but she can't because he's president again. She has a male partner who she lives with - open secret.

r1 A toyboy or sugar daddy?

SA, you used to make a lot of sense on threads that upset others even to mention, but you're doing some weird and uncharacteristically tangential shit on the American political threads. Are you OK?

He something like a fitness instructor R2. I'll see if I can post a pic. He's very fit and handsome.

r3 This tangential is meant as light relief and escapism. I am fine thank you.

r4 Many thanks! Do you know if hes american or a european guy whose moved to Florida or New York?

A big bump for Melania Trumps fanny....!

Here he is R5. His name is Hank Siemers and he was the former VP of security for Tiffany & Co. I don't know where I got the fitness instructor thing from. He was taking care of Melania's fanny. Whether they are still together I don't know.

Another pic:

I wonder if she'll give up any pretense of being FLOTUS and continue living in NYC as Barron goes to school. She'll pop in for a few mandatory events and photo ops.

r7 Thank you

R7 as much as I'd like to, I don't buy this, sorry.

OP, you're not American, are you?

"Fanny" has a different meaning in the US than it does in the UK.

Hi.

Me Melania.

Future firstest widow.

Call.

(Eye contact flashes for a second and she resumes staring into space.)

r12 Sorry I didn't realise. Hope I haven't offended.

[quote]She must be furious that she has to be FLOTUS again. I'm 100% certain she wants to divorce Trump and get away from him and all of this but she can't because he's president again. She has a male partner who she lives with - open secret.

Sure, Jan.

I can't believe the disillusionment here.

I'm not r7, but FWIW I've been reading about the alleged affair for years now. Playwright/novelist Monica Byrne started this.

[QUOTE]On Tuesday, Monica Byrne shared a string of tweets claiming Melania was having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower lobby for “many years” — and Donny allegedly knows all about it! Whoa!!!!

[QUOTE]Byrne, who does not name her source, shared the accusations in hopes of journalists exposing the alleged affair to “accelerate [Trump’s] rate of self-destruction.”

[QUOTE]In her tweets, the author claimed Donald and Melania had an agreement that if he lost the election, they would get divorced. But since he won, the two were forced to renegotiate the agreement — imprisoning the 47-year-old in the marriage as long as her husband was president.

r16 47?

Melania is a whore. She like getting gangbanged by rolls of quarters

r18 Rolls of quarters?

Roll of pennies more like it. cheap whore

Her poosey twitched when she met Trudeau.

are you 12 ears old OP?

r21 I could believe that! I wonder if it twitched when she met Macron?

r21 Just to add I think I'd develop rather quickly a fantastic hard on if I met Trudeau in person

Not once he starts talking. And talking. And talking. And talking. And talking.

r25 I wonder if Boris Johnson excited her down below?

R17 - the article is from 2017 so the rumor about the Tiffany guy has been around for a while. The reports are consistent with what a "manny" for a kid at Barron's school reported on Twitter. We have a thread about it back in June or July. Quite good tea about Barron's psychological state. Also said that Melania was a day drinker and carried her beverage of choice around in some discreet container.

She's so vain, I bet she's switched to pills

I couldn't find the thread, but here's a list of dysfunction about Barron (sounds like a 4th generation genetic mess). According to him, Melania and Trump had lived apart for 2 years until 2015. She very well could have been together with Hank Siemers.

OH SNAP!

A former nanny, @WonderKing82 , who claims he worked for a family with a kid at Barron Trump’s school is serving the tea on Barron, Melania, and Donald Dump.

He’s said that 9 year-old Barron slapped the sh*t out of a nanny and was violent and abusive to other people:

“Barron got caught killing animals.

Barron tossed desk, spat on people, hit people repeatedly.

He attacked someone with a knife multiple times.

He was even accused of sexually touching someone at a sleepover that resulted in an investigation.”

He also spilled that Barron apparently likes to torture animals:

“Barron has killed 2 birds, 3 rabbits and 1 dog. Within the 10 years of me being that community.

He attacked 2 kids on different occasions with a knife... one at a sleep over and in the park.”

In another post he said:

“Barron got caught killing a rabbit. He recorded it and decided to show kids at school.”

He also posted:

“When Barron Trump would get extremely mad, he would shit his pants so people would stay away from him.”

He claimed Melania Trump is a “functioning drunk”:

“Mrs Trump always had a special drink, at birthday parties, playdates..etc.. in her special water bottle.”

On their marriage:

“Barron was telling classmates his parents were heading for a nasty divorce. Somehow, they managed to mend their broken hearts in 2015, right before the election. They were living separately for 2 years until 2015 rolled around. I guess the campaign helped them find love again.”

Another post knocks their net worth:

“Donald Trump financial records got leaked at the school by students, and he's worth at that time, a little over 500M. He was furious because he claimed to be the riches family in the school, and he just missed being in top 10.”

Yikes! Barron is a psycho and Melania is a lush who didn’t live with Donald before the election. Not shocked.

My poosay hongry for herselfs.

Mew mew.

r29 I'm actually surprised that she is claimed to be a lush. I had her down as a retail therapy kind of lady when shes finding a way of coping with life.

Xanax

R23 “I wonder if it twitched when she met Macron?”

Oh my sides…she’s safe as houses with that pass-around bottom