Silver linings:
Fuck you transtapo, you can cram your pronouns in your fake genitals and start your own Trollympics.
Eat shit, DEI and CRT, now you actually have to be equal in competency and provide empirical evidence for your bullshit.
Goodbye, Hamas, Hezbollah, and the shitty families in Gaza and Lebanon who raised you and who enable you. Now you’ll learn the precise definition of ‘genocide’ and maybe Satan won’t rape you as hard you did as those kibbutz grandmothers. Beepers for everyone.
Piss off, Extinction Rebellion and Greta Thunberg, you don’t get to hold working people hostage or destroy what little cultural pleasure in our lives for you narcissistic cosplay.
Go away, Hollywood celebrities. You are stupid lampreys who only latch onto a cause when it benefits you, typically after vetting it for media value equivalency (yes, you Stefani).
STFU, squad and “progressive” left. You are the Communists who sent the Germans over to the Nazis.
Just fucking die already, Democratic gerontocratic fossils, Nancy, Chuck, Joe, Jill, Bill, Hillary, Bernie, Clyburn, Hoyer, Nadler, Maxine, and you know what, you too, Barack and Michelle. Thank you for your service, but we gotta start over. Kamala, you did the best but not good enough, run for governor after Gavin.
And finally the media. As much as I hate him, I can’t wait to see what he does to all of you. Especially you fucking twerp Capitol Hill gossip columnist stenographers. Yes, you Alex Thompson, Mehdi Hasan, all of you bitches at the Times and Post, every one of you with a Substack or newsletter, and all of you never trumper ex consultants. Your inside jokes were fun to you, but tedious to us and irrelevant to the voters.
Now. Reboot.
