Time to rip the band-Aid off, this is what we can expect, it's worse that you thought.

Ivanka UN Ambassador Don Jr. Secretary of Commerce Eric Executive executive assistant Barron National Security Advisor Melania $50 million added to her account, $25 million to her parents

Bannon will be in jail.

Welcome to Orban's Hungary, OP!

What about Jill Stein

World Pride will be in DC next summer. The following summer will be the 250th anniversary of the US. Gonna be interesting with Trump.

Sounds terrifying OP. What will Stephen Miller do?

Genocide Harris is getting her just desserts!

By that time we will have had our legal protections removed R5. World Pride will be the MAGA celebrating the reversal of gay marriage.

[quote]Bannon will be in jail.

Hu? He just got out. Trump loves him.

I think he will put Bill Haggerty at State and Tom Cotton at Defense.

Maybe I am too establishment though.

Better pick up broken English and chain smoking.

So Stop and Frisk will be back. I hope the small percentage of people of color who voted for Dump get to experience this.

Say goodby to Obama Care and Pr-existing condition laws.

Private insurance will go way up and jump all over purging anyone who has anything that will cost them money. Think it wont happen? It already did back in the 80 before it was a law, happened all the time if you were HIV positive, had any type of Cancer, heart disease, diabetics, etc.

Rudy Giuliani at State

Mike Flynn at Defense

Peter Navarro at Treasury

Say goodby to Internet Porn - JD Vance wants to do this, now he will actually have the power.

Your VPN will also be blocked should you try to cheat, it's not a secret anymore how to circumvent restrictions.

R15, if they try to ban porn, don't they risk losing some of their straight white male base?

The most terrifying thing is that he will have presidential immunity.

You would think R16, but pandering to the religious right Evangelicals has always rewarded them with more power. So I don't think they will care. It will just go under ground like a black market. Besides what are people going to do about it? They already will have all the power they want.

Well, if it's true that Latino men broke for Trump, and he does his mass deportation, maybe at the end of the day they will regret that vote.

So I guess this means all those cases against him just disappear? I live how there was such a fuss over top secret documents and then he just walks right back in.

Doesn’t Joe have presidential immunity?

Get crackin’ Joe!

The absolute worst people running the country. Terrifying.

Harris and Walz will be hung during the inauguration ceremony and the country will go "ok cool".

Liz Cheney will be put in front of a firing squad for real. I don’t even want to imagine what they’ll do to Jack Smith, Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi.

He’ll appoint another couple of Supreme Court justices too, won’t he? Alito and Thomas? And he has the Senate ready to ram through a couple of thirtysomething religious fanatics, eager to enshrine the bible at the heart of the legislative process.

America, sometimes you are hard to love.

Can't wait until JD Vance gets to tinker with things and brings us back to the 70's where women cant get a credit card or buy a house without a male co-signer.

1,000 Insurrectionist PARDONED!

It's going to happen, dont think he wont do it. He already said he would.

I wonder what the white house can do in the meantime to prevent some of the worst from happpening

First and foremost a federal ban on abortion. It’s over complete and unequivocally

He has so much to do on Day 1!

After Trump pardons all those insurrectionist, just wait until he hands out medals of honor. Going to make that one woman who got shot a national hero, maybe a holiday in her honor.

Yeah R29, it's too bad that Biden and the other dems before him didn't codify abortion rights into the consitution. They never did because they use it for election time, and now it's been shown that it won't win. Too fucking bad the dems didn't care enough about women to do that. Now we're fucked.

R33, that’s just bullshit. Democrats never had the opportunity. In 2009, when the economy was in free fall and taking up legislative priority, they might have passed it except for the fact that there were enough pro-life Democrats to block it.

Isn’t Elon supposed to be gutting Social Security for him? I could’ve sworn I read that.

I hope not. That will kill people.

Since when will that matter to Republicans R35?

Musk couldn’t be head of NASA.

[quote] it's too bad that Biden and the other dems before him didn't codify abortion rights into the consitution.

People had 50 years (!) to pass an amendment to put abortion actually in the Constitution, instead of using a flimsy case like Roe to artificially create a right. That’s more than just Biden.

[quote] 1,000 Insurrectionist PARDONED!

If the GOP takes the House, I have no doubt that Congress will legally define January 6th as a riot and define insurrection as something like the American Civil War, which would be proper. After that, it would be 1000 rioters.

Why do people think that if Trump actually canceled Social Security (for example) that 350 million people would just be "oh, okay"?

What could 350 million people do about it? Nothing. There won’t be any more elections. Besides, TRumpers won’t care what he does even if it hurts them. But Trump could just get rid of Social Security in blue states and keep it in red states the way he does for disaster relief. No rules, laws, nothing will apply to him anymore. His cruelty will have no limits and be unrevokable. He’s king now.

Yes, kings have never ever been challenged or toppled or imprisoned or executed for crimes ever ever ever not even once in the history of the world.

350 million people can actually do quite a lot when existence is suddenly on the line.

And the quite a lot they can do will not be good for kings.

How this is not apparent is puzzling to me.

350 million people are not on Social Security, that's the entire population of the US including babies. Secondly, Trump can and will break laws, and unlike the days of Rome, their emperor was not surrounded by Secret Service with bullet proof vests, bullet proof cars, a personal sniper team and the entire military if need be.

[quote]Isn’t Elon supposed to be gutting Social Security for him? I could’ve sworn I read that.

The entire government R34. All of it. He's going to figure out all the waste and fire everyone. What a cunt.

Trump's public statements are meaningless when it comes to specifics. People are loyal to him, but he is not loyal to them. He will probably pick judges from a federalist society list again because that worked out well for him the first time, but other than that, who knows. I do see him following through on giving Elon some position because Elon isn't someone he can fuck over without consequences unlike many of his suckups.

He said at his acceptance speech that all promises will be kept R45. Whatever that ends up meaning. Between Musk and Kennedy and Bannon, Miller et al - very scary stuff.

This is someone who pushed legality in his first term. He raged at lawyers for constraining him, including from shooting at protesters and from investigating his political opponents without cause. Now he knows that American legal and political institutions cannot and will not stop him. And the Supreme Court has given him greater power and tacit approval. Fun times.

"Say goodby to Internet Porn - JD Vance wants to do this, now he will actually have the power."...

that is total insanity... how? by what means?🤔

"He's going to figure out all the waste..."

isn't that a good thing?🙄... don't you periodically try to figure stuff you spend money on which is a waste and unnecessary?

Police will get full immunity to do whatever fuck they want

If we think the police out of control now, just wait

I CANNOT wait for them to go after the unions who voted for this bastard and the workers who think he'll end taxes on overtime and tips.

R49, in theory. But $2 trillion is not waste in a $7 trillion budget. Removing that spending quickly would collapse our economy. Look at the value of X compared to Twitter if you’re curious how this plays out.

Four more years of lies, firings, impeachments, embarrassments, conflicts of interest, bullying, collusion, grift, fraud and golfing.

There will be no impeachments if Republicans win the house.

[quote]"He's going to figure out all the waste..."

[quote]isn't that a good thing?

Removing waste to Elon means getting rid of people and regulations that might interfere with his businesses: OSHA, the EPA, etc. It's purely selfish and has absolutely nothing to do with making government more efficient.

It's disturbing that half of OP's "parody-esque" list is actually sourced in fact.

I can only hope that Musk's drug suppliers fuck up soon, and on some random weekday he slips these surly bonds of earth just like Matthew Perry.

Maybe it's mean of me, but I've got a bit of schadenfreude. Some MAGAs will suffer under Trump and they'll rue the day they voted for him. They'll learn the hard way.

But I feel bad for all those who didn't vote for him.

[quote] "He's going to figure out all the waste..." isn't that a good thing?🙄... don't you periodically try to figure stuff you spend money on which is a waste and unnecessary?

Putting the government on a diet wouldn’t be bad, but just like with a food diet, some would find any reduction in calories, or in this case dollars, as total anathema.

[quote]I think he will put Bill Haggerty at State and Tom Cotton at Defense.

Cotton says he's staying in the Senate.

"Americans stand to lose between $46 billion and $78 billion in spending power each year on products including apparel, toys, furniture, household appliances, footwear and travel goods due to the new tariffs, the National Retail Federation stated in findings released Monday."

Insanity

And Trump's been told multiple times that the tariffs are a bad idea so he will triple down on it. Moron

"Removing waste to Elon means getting rid of people and regulations that might interfere with his businesses: OSHA, the EPA, etc. It's purely selfish and has absolutely nothing to do with making government more efficient."...

come on r55, that's pure speculation on your part and you know it... please cite where he's ever said such a thing...

I can't point to where Trump ever said he's going to loot the Treasury, either, and yet ...

Elon is famous for firing hundreds of working without notice and then a week later hiring them back when he realizes what a f-k up he made. With no apologies so in the end he has to pay more for them to come back. He's done that a Twitter, Tesla and SpaceX. Cant wait till he does that with the US Gov, and MAGA suddenly does not get their EBT cards and disability checks. How much extra will it cost the tax payers?

Here we go girls!

I know the FDA was suppressing sunshine!

Putting these folks in charge of the bureaucracy may prove even LESS effective. I’ve worked in government contracting for almost twenty years. The worst leaders - the ones who get angry and scream but accomplish almost nothing - are the ones who don’t understand the culture, the processes, and the ground truth. Changing up an organization requires congressional approval in most cases - which takes a lot of time and will mobilize all sorts of political maneuvering. Even Republicans don’t like when an agency gets closer in their district.

I am not hopeful about this new reality. But if takes far more work than someone like Elon Musk can tolerate.

Eh, tarriffs (R60). Doubt that will happen. Trump is the worst aspects of his Gemini sun sign and he listens to whatever gets whispered in his ear, then he barks it loudly like he's the dog that came up with it. There is such a long and documented history of this. He barked about tariffs in order to get elected. He got elected. As president he'll do what he's manipulated into doing by his inner circle just like last time.

But the chosen Cabinet and the coming systemic governmental purges, holy shit. That will be all too real and it will be a nightmare. His inner circle who influence him the most are in an orgasm state and they cannot wait to get started.

Turd doesn't want to be bothered with these problems so he'll look for ham-fisted, easy solutions. Making gasoline 98 cents a gallon by drilling in Yellowstone should make the hillbillies happy. Handing Ukraine over to Rusher on Day 1 will also save a lot of money.

He wants to pig-out on McDonald's while he watches libtards cry about him on TV.