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So let's prepare for Trump 2.0

He's obviously a dead robot at this point.

But somehow got elected president.

No one wants this (except 50% of our peers).

I plan to grift in his tailwind and fuck college huckleberries until I move to France.

by Anonymousreply 21November 6, 2024 10:43 AM

I am more thinking about President JD VANCE-

He will want every state to be like fucking Alabama.

I do not wear Wranglers and I don't fuck my cousins.

I dont have a gun.

Mr. Dictator, what do i do?

by Anonymousreply 1November 6, 2024 4:25 AM

I'm tired of knocking on doors and working for this. I'm done.

Good luck

by Anonymousreply 2November 6, 2024 4:26 AM

I'm going to start keying Magat cars. It's got to come out somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 3November 6, 2024 5:02 AM

If your under 67, take your SS as soon as possible - you might get in under a major change and you might get to keep 1/3 of what has been projected, until 2030. That's all you're getting.

by Anonymousreply 4November 6, 2024 5:09 AM

He's obviously a dead robot?

Lol what

by Anonymousreply 5November 6, 2024 5:13 AM

Why bother trying to live long enough to get Social Security? We won't have clean air or water when we reach that age, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 6November 6, 2024 5:15 AM

I'm soaking wet.

by Anonymousreply 7November 6, 2024 5:40 AM

Seriously r4?

by Anonymousreply 8November 6, 2024 5:44 AM

I have to find a new job; mine's been eliminated.

by Anonymousreply 9November 6, 2024 5:47 AM

I’ll buy crypto - many scams will experience a bull market

by Anonymousreply 10November 6, 2024 5:48 AM

Looks like Disney World will have to update the TrumpBot in “Hall of Presidents” to shit his pants while giving the mic a blow job.

by Anonymousreply 11November 6, 2024 5:57 AM

I'm of Asian descent, my friend is white. He joked," I'm a white male, so I'm going to be fine." My response was," But, I'm rich and you're not." I live in a solid blue city, so I'm not worried about getting attacked, but with Trump in charge, I will definitely choose where I travel.

by Anonymousreply 12November 6, 2024 6:01 AM

If you’re thinking of moving abroad, check out @doingitaly on Instagram. I took her course and it gave me a step by step on how to move to Italy.

by Anonymousreply 13November 6, 2024 6:11 AM

Goodbye, Obamacare.

by Anonymousreply 14November 6, 2024 6:13 AM

Sell your stock while it is high, because the market will lose money.

by Anonymousreply 15November 6, 2024 6:25 AM

All of the advertisers are now scrambling to replace all of the black actors with white ones in their television ads.

by Anonymousreply 16November 6, 2024 6:41 AM

Funny you say that r16. We might actually see a living, breathing white couple in ads again.

by Anonymousreply 17November 6, 2024 7:16 AM

The most ridiculous ad was of an older black couple in flannels with the woman driving a truck pulling an airstream. He freaks out because of a bee in their truck and she just smiles.

I’ve been camping/hiking my whole life. I’ve never encountered that type of couple. Not even close.

by Anonymousreply 18November 6, 2024 7:21 AM

R18 Part of the reason for that is fear of being harassed by racist white locals, and the discomfort of being ogled by people like you who are surprised to see Black people camping.

by Anonymousreply 19November 6, 2024 7:52 AM

I work and live among Black people just like you. I don’t ogle them. WTF.

by Anonymousreply 20November 6, 2024 8:09 AM

R20, your post reads as heavily ignorant "I've never seen it, so it must not exist" Come on, you are better than that. And, yes black people camp and take their family camping. But as someone else posted, there is fear behind being surrounded by people who may treat you like a petting zoo attraction or otherwise make you feel unsafe/unwelcome. These are real things I have experienced first hand and talk about with others who have gone through the same.

by Anonymousreply 21November 6, 2024 10:43 AM
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