‘It was carnage’: students describe suspected mass food poisoning at New Zealand university

Stealth SCAT THREAD!!!

[quote] The cause of the illness was yet to be determined, but students at University Hall and Ilam Apartments – both run by UniLodge – said they began feeling sick on Sunday evening, after eating the catered chicken souvlakia dinner, local news outlet Stuff reported.

[quote] Students have described to New Zealand media waking in the night with terrible stomach pain and rushing to the toilets, only to be met with queues of fellow students feeling similarly unwell. Some did not make it and vomited off their balconies, leaving a film of fluids splattered on the windows.

[quote] One student, who remained anonymous, told The Press she had used the toilet more than a dozen times on Monday morning, and later soiled herself at the university library because the toilets were full. Plum Olsen and her boyfriend, Lincoln Christensen, told the paper they had not slept after eating the chicken dinner because they had been so ill.

[quote] Meanwhile, students reported abandoning exams partway through because they needed to regularly use the bathroom, while others had been too unwell to attend at all.

[quote] “I kept going in and out of the room so I just decided to leave. It was carnage,” one told Stuff.

ROFL!

Oh, the POO-manity!

Under-cooked poultry. Disgusting!

[quote] One student, who remained anonymous, told The Press she had used the toilet more than a dozen times on Monday morning, and later [bold]soiled herself[/bold] at the university library because the toilets were full

Clean up this mess!

It could have been caused by a screening of Joker: Folie à Deux.

One student was overheard saying that the wallaby nuggets served at lunch were "a bit gamey".

Like the shellfish fiasco in Drop Dead Gorgeous.

"A doctor? Jesus Christ call a priest!"

Were any shoes ruined?

R6 “They’re eating the wallabies!”