Valerie Bertinelli’s Latest Relationship is Dead to Me

And she is????

Oh Val...

That guy was liking the limelight a bit too much in the beginning.

No one can replace her first love, Eddie.

Goodnough - nah, apparently not even close to adequate.

Does she need any work?

I hate that wide faced stupid bitch.

Poor Val. She’ll be eating her feelings again.

Has she done anything in decades besides keep appearing in every alternate issue of Us Weekly?

She’s been known to weep on social media, R9

Did she cry??

R9 the long running Hot in Cleveland.

And her own cooking show which has won her several Emmys.

Maybe she'll be ok with being Eddie's widow (well, one of them) and Wolfie's mom and focus on herself now.

You’ll have to read my next book to find out, R11.

she lost a bunch of weight with Ozempic...maybe she wants to see who else might be out there for her.

Also, they did have a 10 year age difference. I don't know: maybe he decided he didn't want an older lady.

Val should consider dating her dad.

He was too good for her. But then again, who isn’t?

Val has reached JLo and Jamie Lee Curtis levels of disgust on the DL.

I think she and David Venable should get together and live happily ever, happy dancing all the way.

I bet Val’s cop ex-husband has some horror stories to tell.

She’s such a narcissistic hag and that coupled with her sexless, sow-like physique must’ve made for a nightmare union.

I hope he found someone attractive and sane and took Val to the cleaners in the divorce.

Whatever went down in her marriage must have been some next-level dysfunction. She ripped him to shreds on SM after the split, was crying on Instagram, etc.

Either he's a total douchebag asshole who was using her for her money, or she's a fucking nightmare behind the scenes.

Those older weepy social media posts remind me of Fran Lebowitz’s quote “spilling your guts is as attractive as it sounds”.

He thought he was marrying America’s sweetheart but ended up with an obese attention whore.

Who can blame him for dumping her?

Social media truly rips the curtain off these awful people like Val and JLC.

Some people are better off with a shrewd publicist to hide their fatal flaws.

He was cute. Verificatia of sizemeat?

R21 He doesn't sound like a very nice man. (Tom Vitale)

[quote] Valerie Bertinelli Recalls 'Finding Texts' and Being Called 'Fat and Lazy

Where’s the lie?

I thought her ex was a "financial planner" not a cop?

He pulled that stunt while they were divorcing where he had himself photographed by paps working for UPS or Fedex to show how destitute he was. But I guess that's not as bad as Dean McDermott calling the paps to get himself photographed going to the Welfare Office to apply for Food Stamps. As if Backgrid has paps hanging out at the Welfare Office. Also, I'm pretty sure you can apply for benefits online.

Cheer up, Val. Now you have time to play the spinster grandma of a perky young thing in a Hallmark movie.

Is she picking up the tab for her son to get some Ozempic too?

She was so pretty as a teenager-- she looks so average as a middle aged/senior woman. Weird.

Dickmatized for a few months, then the spell wore off.

A tale as old as time.

R30 he doesn't need her to. He got some of the Van Halen music rights, the trust, and owns the 5150 studio along with Alex. He is wealthy now and is a great musician in his own right.

DAMNIT BARBARA!!!!

Can they reboot Hot in Cleveland?

Maybe for Val's next romance, she will keep it quiet and not broadcast it from the mountain top.

I'm guessing Wolfie had more $$$ than Val does. He was the only child of Eddie Van Halen.