Cum walking - ever done it?

Example

Many posts like this on that subreddit

Yes, frequently!

Only accidentally.

When it has been pointed out, I unconvincingly blame a bird or my breakfast yogurt,

In MY Day, a lady remembered to swallow, wipe it off, and fix her makeup!

Hot but cum clears/dries so fast, how would you get out in public with it still fresh like that?

Sometimes...When I go walking after midnight.

Well I never in all my life!

I learned something new today! Thank you, OP.

I do it to distract passersby from my cum sharts.

Only when I walk on bi.

Elevator

You're welcome, r9. Always glad to spread knowledge of the beauty of sluttiness.

Yeah I used to frequent gay beaches on Lake Geneva and Lake Neuchâtel. An abandoned Saudi Villa between Cannes and Antibes with cruising in the overgrown exotic gardens. The dusty space under the Gare Austerlitz. The pine forests beyond the dunes in Costa da Caparica. The Rosengartens in Hamburg and Zurich. Almost every damned park in London and Lausanne circa 1998. The high hedges surrounding the Wiener Rathaus. etc etc. So many places one might get Bukkaked and have to take a walk of shame to someplace to wash it off.

A couple a years ago there was a NYC (and DC) sperm fetishist who filmed dozens of videos of him in transit after hookups and he would stop in public places, drop his sweats, and shart out huge loads of splooge.

I know I should find that revolting, r15, but that's so slutty it's kinda hot. Was he cute tho?

Yes he was cute. I can't remember his name.

I've never heard of it. At least people purposely doing it, not just hurrying out of a cum-splattered hookup for whatever reason.

I find cum incredibly hot, so would like to see. I'd assume a lot of specific internet postings "look at me with cum all over my face" are staged.

Not yet -but it's something I can aspire to.

"Honey, I'm going cum walking."

"But there's nothing on your face."

"Oh, I'll get some while I'm out."

Close to this topic, I met a guy at the Troy NY bathhouse... good guy to fuck around with. Told him I wanted to cum on his chest and then we'd walk down to the showers together so he could get cleaned up.

He agrees. I shoot a load and we leave the room, start the walk and I decide to show off my cock on the way. We got stopped a couple of times, guys who thought he looked hot wearing my load.

He'd tell the admirers that I was the guy who's cum he was wearing.

I fuckin loved that.

another thing I wish I never heard of. Of course you're talking to someone who needed to be told what cankles were when Hillary was running for president.

They all just look like my family after scarfing down Cinnabons at the mall in the ‘90s.

R21 you type like an autistic fabulist. How long is the walk to the showers in this wonder of Troy? You make it seem like you were navigating the extensive marble corridors at Therme Meran in the Tyrol.

Eye syph in your futures. 😉

the whole thing seems odd, actually

Really weird

R24 must be the autism troll. His story sounded believable to me.

I'm not the autism troll but I do recognise our long contributing, dead affect, bath house adventures scenarist. "and I decide to show off my cock on the way. We got stopped a couple of times, guys who thought he looked hot wearing my load. He'd tell the admirers that I was the guy who's (sic) cum he was wearing."

A guy is walking naked next to a guy with a load dripping down his chest. Of course the naked guy is the cum shooter. It's always such weird syntax. Describing bizarre communication. Is it a cum soaked bathhouse story? Or a friendly meet and greet at a church picnic? What?

It can be a long walk to the showers at my local bath house -depending on where your room is. What's not to believe?

Does the cum glow in the dark, for those traveling from the back row of rooms?

It would be cool if it did, but I don't think it does, R31.

Yes, but not for show (nor shame), but only because I didn't realize the extent or abundance of the jizz after I had made at least a half-hearted attempt to wipe my face of the worst/best of it

These things don't happen if you swallow.

"How kind of you to compliment my hot look with a cum load dripping down my chest. Why yes, this is the fine gentleman who dressed me with the load I am wearing. I do wear it well, don't I? But then you can see my paramour du jour is exceptionally gifted. But we must fly, dear. Onward, to the showers! Oh Philip, is that you. Yes, it was a wonderful assignation. And this is the maitre couturier who dressed me with his silken nectar. Don't I look divine?

In public? Is this one of those this is why they hate us threads?

Yeah.

Pascal, you naughty gossip. We certainly were NOT in the sling room. My adventurous friend here is romantic, but surprised me with his mad-cap idea to shoot his load of sperm on my person. Couldn't you just die of shame, I thought! But NO, Pascal, I feel FREE! And wet, my dear, so we must not tarry. The hot showers await.

You bitches crack me up.

That whore in R1 got destroyed.

This is why they hate us.

For years, I thought it was a just a song.

Pic in OP is hot. Whew!

It’s always the bald in a ball cap! R39

I once met a dude at an adult bookstore in Iowa who was a professional wrestler on the indy circuit. He was walking around asking for loads on his face. He didn’t want to touch any cocks, just have loads blown on his face (and in his long hair).

Oof. I think some people are going to find out the hard way that the internet is forever.

Can't say that I have.

In my college days I used to hook up with a professor (not one of mine, but one that taught on campus) in the science labs who had a beautiful, huge cock. He always shot a huge load, and I'd take it, smile as he zipped up....and then run to my dorm room, two buildings over, to jack off with that huge load in my mouth.

Baker Lab, Cornell?

🫢 🤫.

They use fake cum all the time in porn -- so it would be quite easy to use it when cum-walking, too.

R46 yea, yea. I did the same thing at Dwinelle and at Tolman Halls. You’re not alone.

(vomits)

There is no defense to this gross public display. You want to walk around in private with jizz on your face? No problem go to town. In public? No. You’re a fucking pig.

OP's pic guy is smoking hot! I'd lick that off.

No one is excited by this scenario

Au contraire

"In public? No. You’re a fucking pig."

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I think we’ve all walked out into a public space wiping our mouths, hoping we’ve wiped all the semen away. I know I have walked down the street with semen on my pants and shirt without realizing it for a while.

[quote] Almost every damned park in London and Lausanne circa 1998. The high hedges surrounding the Wiener Rathaus. etc etc. So many places one might get Bukkaked and have to take a walk of shame to someplace to wash it off.

Thanks for weighing in, Mr. Spacey.

[quote] I think we’ve all walked out into a public space wiping our mouths, hoping we’ve wiped all the semen away.

That's right: all of us!

Then something like Monkeypox comes along and they'll all be crying.

I don’t need to see that.

Does it pay more than dog walking?

So true, r57.

R60 why? I’m vacxed. MPOX fire away.

R62 the tips are better, certainly.

Lock these freaks up.

could you just tuck a sheet of Bounty in your pocket?

You see freaks, I see gay men having a good time. Hmm...

I remember that twink that famously had to go to the emergency room because a huge cock had blown out his throat. He still seemed happy about having had his mouth around it, despite the medical issue.

When was this, r69?

???

What confuses you, r71?

The guy in the OP looks like Mark Longo - Peanut's father.

BTW, NONE of these guys are 'walking around' - they're all posing for their selfies.

I call it spray walking.

Gosh, did this somehow miss making its way into the 'What instantly makes you perceive someone as trashy' thread?

Like any number of Instagram memes/viral bits created solely for content, these walking glazed donuts are undoubtedly creating content for their OF.

Cum-walking is just a discreet public announcement that the back end is still relatively fresh and that the seconds won't be sloppy for making another new friend.

I suspect that could prove problematic (?). Unless a gay was walking downtown at night in Eastern Europe, possibly.

I go like this to job interviews… show ‘em my STRENGTHS!

If we win tonight I will try this.

It's worse when you have a creamy wet spot on your pants where your butthole is. People think it's something else. It's hard to keep semen in when you're loose and possibly gaping.

^ I'm reading that in the voice of Joan Crawford narrating "My Way of Life".

I remember when CNN's Boris Sanchez walked by me when he exited the public men's room and had cum all over his face. He then asked, "Any more to add?"

Oh no - I dreamed that !

I do it to show people how fast and efficiently I can flick my tongue.

I've save OODLES on shaving cream!

Nasty

Eat it, R86.

Lol, r83

Just a few times at truckstops but otherwise it seems unseemly!

Un-semenly?

You're soaking in it!

Personally, I find it hard to walk and chew cum at the same time.

I find it rather easy.

Remember when David Muir did the evening news cast with cum all over his face ? So sexy...

A few times at work.

It's all over your face

Haven't seen a vid from cazwrll in awhile.

I've never used the line, "It's plain as the cum on my face!" but I like it.

Is there something on my face?

R52 Go away, lady

I like that line, r98

Hoodie

I admit that if the guy is hot, I like him to cum on my face. I then let him do whatever he wants: kiss me, lick my face, push the cum into my mouth, suck him, etc. I revel in the feeling for a few minutes, and I may jack myself off or ask the guy to give me a quick hand job. All that is hot.

BUT, I would never walk out in public with cum on my face.

What about shitty santorum running out your ass and down your legs. Is that a thing? Remember Kanye West tried to pull off that look at the Met Gala.

I love doing the Santorim walk of shame!