Let’s be MSNBC on Election night…

I’ll be Joy Reid’s wig/extensions/briads.

Love you Joy!

I’ll be Rachel Maddiow’s neck mole!

I’m Helen Lawson. I’ve just been forcefully removed from CNN and have now managed to find myself under the desk eye to eye with Rachel’s extremely hairy pussy. With a deep breath and stomach full of benzodiazepines, I’m going to show this cunt and her cunt what star power is all about.

I plan on watching FOX. Can't wait to hear the excuses...

You are brave R4- keep us posted. Even if Kamala wins Fox and Felons will go on and on and on…

“benzodiazepines”

Could use one of these right about now.

I will be Lawrence O'Donnell because I want The Last Word.

I’m Joy Reid, still looking for the hackers who posted all those homophobic posts on my old blog.

I’m also Joy Reid, still wondering how my ass didn’t get cancelled for all those homophobic posts on my old blog. Especially when I lied about it.

I'm Andrea Mitchell, falling asleep on air. 😴😴😴😴😴

I'm Steve's khakis, making their return tonight.

I'm Katy Tur, cunting my way through every sentence.

I'm Chris Hayes's dress shirt's buttons, crying out:

"Put down the carbs, fattie! Get on the treadmill! Our threads can only deal with so much porkage!"

I’m the panel of 4 women and one man. We rotate through the night, but just one man. Ari, Chris or Lawrence. The man is off to the side while the women sit in the middle near the Queen.

I’m Rachel’s “I’m too cerebral to give a shit about clothes” outfit. I’m black.

I'm Ari Melber's obligatory hip-hop reference.

Can I be Jen’s black roots?

I'm 75 year old Molly Jong-Fast!

[quote]I’m the panel of 4 women and one man. We rotate through the night, but just one man. Ari, Chris or Lawrence. The man is off to the side while the women sit in the middle near the Queen.

And we will make sure that the topic is always on women voters, and I will only talk about black women.

I’m Molly Jong-Fast and I perpetually smell like mothballs.

I've Kornacki's producer reminding him he's on KornackiCam all night long (meaning don't pick your nose, Steve).

I'm aggressive top Steve Kornacki!

I’m Mrs. Chris Hayes, thrilled to have the house to myself.

I’m Melissa Harris-Perry, still pissed I lost my job over the Darth Vader thing.

I'm Ali Velshi. I should be on the weekday shows but for some reason I'm banished to weekends.

I’m Jonathan Capehart and I’m here to make excuses for Joy’s homophobia.

[quote] I'm Steve's khakis, making their return tonight.

I’m INSIDE Steve’s khakis, enjoying the nerdy musk of his ballsack.

I’m Jen Psaki and my ginger basement will be flooded when Kamala wins!

I'm Symone Sanders' talon-like fingernails!

I’m Donny Deutsch and I still don’t understand why they think I’m a political expert.

I’m the Reagan ‘84 t-shirt under Mika’s blouse that’s used as an aphrodisiac for Joe.

I am the countless interviews with " strategists" who will all go back to the unemployment line after the election.

I'm Symone's tits. I'm the only tits on MSNBC tonight.