Smucker’s® Uncrustables®

Sounds gross. The only Smucker's anything that I liked was orange marmalade.

Jesus fuck how hard is it to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich??

Even I have never had one of these. yuck.

Nasty

I've had the peanut butter and grape. It's edible in the case of nuclear apocalypse or something, but my preference on the rare occassion I get a PB&J craving is to use teddie peanut butter and bonne maman four fruits preserves.

Unless you're so stoned you can't feel your eyelashes, no one over the age of 8 has any business eating something called an "Uncrustable." Have some fucking self-respect!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to finish my frosted strawberry Pop Tarts.

The Denver Broncos apparently love 'em.

Wow! Finally, a bridge too far (food-wise) on Datalounge.

[quote]Unless you're so stoned you can't feel your eyelashes

R6 Feel my eyelashes? Who can 'feel' their eyelashes, stoned or sober?

OP, are you 5?

Smuckers has a fundie anti-LGBT history so naturally there would be a drooling thread about them on the self-hating DL.

What OP will be comfort eating when his beloved Trump goes down in flames tonight

It figures Nazis have such baby palates

Whatever happened to the Uncrustables grilled cheese?

Shmucker'sh Uncrushtablesh.

I had one in an Army Reserve sack lunch. I agree: how hard is it to make your own pb&j?!?

What the hell is that?

Hi R12 tee hee hee

[quote] Hi R12 tee hee hee

Oh fuck off, nazi

Love em

Amazing that they commercialized basically peanut butter and jelly. I like that theyre portable and just the right size for a quick snack.

I stopped buying when I saw they had high-fructose corn syrup, but apparently they got rid of that when they found out parents refused to buy it for their kids.