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Josh Hawley and Harrison Butker enjoy a pre-election circle jerk

This is shockingly stupid, but it's who they are and they cannot cease their misogynistic ways anymore than they can disguise their mutual attraction as abusive, loser closet cases eager for a quick buttfuck.

I don't pity Hawley’s wife. She's a pernicious operator. But Butker's poor, naive wife who started out as his high school sweetheart is a sad case, IMO. Hopefully, she'll get some bearings soon. And a good divorce lawyer...

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by Anonymousreply 17November 5, 2024 6:21 PM

I'd fuck Hawley any day. He may be a cunt, but he's a handsome fucker.

by Anonymousreply 1November 4, 2024 11:36 PM

R1 - I think you're overdue for an eye exam.

This is after the nose job and the hair piece/implants.

He's probably a Missouri '9' - I'll give you that.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 4, 2024 11:52 PM

He has a small mouth to go with the small mind.

by Anonymousreply 3November 5, 2024 12:04 AM

Hawley must have a micro because no way could a regular sized or large one fit in Buttaker's mouth with him having teeth the size of Mister Ed.

by Anonymousreply 4November 5, 2024 12:38 AM

Butkers teeth. Lets discuss. Remember Chiclets? Remember Ross from 'Friends' bleaching misshap? This Butker chap must brush between bites.

by Anonymousreply 5November 5, 2024 12:38 AM

[quote] I'd fuck Hawley any day. He may be a cunt, but he's a handsome fucker.

Yeah, R1 the little bitch is fuckable, I'd like to ram my stiff cock up him

[quote]He has a small mouth to go with the small mind.

All the better, nice tight fit around the cock. And you can use just about anything as a ball gag to stop the bitch talking or screaming while I slap him around

by Anonymousreply 6November 5, 2024 12:49 AM

It's kinda hysterical that NZ's v8fairy, presumably gay, is vocalizing something so many straight women in the U.S. imagine in a non-sexual way.

by Anonymousreply 7November 5, 2024 2:11 AM

R6 is Daddy coming home and he's angry, and he tells Josh you're going to get a vigorous spanking. Now pull your underwear down and lay across my knee...

by Anonymousreply 8November 5, 2024 2:25 AM

Josh is my bae.

by Anonymousreply 9November 5, 2024 2:27 AM

Ew. What year is this and how old are you? Cringe, r9.

by Anonymousreply 10November 5, 2024 2:50 AM

How pathetic must you be to find horse-face Hawley attractive. Or is it the fact that he's a traitorous, lying asshole that gets you going?

by Anonymousreply 11November 5, 2024 3:48 AM

These two have the most perfect punchable faces.

Let's never forget that while Miss Hawley loves to talk all tough and macho as part of her hetero cosplay, she ran like a scared little fucking sissy from her own party's angry mob.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 5, 2024 4:24 AM

I didn't realize until now that Dandy Butker has a neck beard. Yeah, so masculine like the actual backwoods neckbeards driving around in their coal rollers.

Seriously, do Missouri or Kansas people regard these mincers the apex of heterosexual masculinity? Or potential characters in James Dickey's Deliverance? Which one is Ned Beatty's character?

by Anonymousreply 13November 5, 2024 4:30 AM

Hawley is loathed in the metro areas of the state, but the mouth breathers out in the sticks will vote for anything with an (R) after their name.

by Anonymousreply 14November 5, 2024 2:47 PM

Do they realize Hawley doesn't live in Missouri, r14?

by Anonymousreply 15November 5, 2024 4:44 PM

More like Rocky the Flying Squirrel, R5.

With apologies to Mr. Rocket J. Squirrel.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 5, 2024 5:08 PM

They don’t care that he doesn’t live in the state

by Anonymousreply 17November 5, 2024 6:21 PM
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