Shirley MacLaine: Marilyn Monroe had both Kennedy brothers in bed hours after she sang ‘Happy Birthday, Mr. President’

Someone sounds jealous………and horny

Old Joe taught his boys to pass the pussy. The family that fucks together stays together.

Whores—the lot of them!

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

Non-fascist link to same story, found on Google in less than five seconds.

Thank you, Shirley.

What took you so long to tell us this information?

Did they fuck her and then kill her?

^^Yes

O heard she spent the evening with her Father-In-Law and accompanied him home, not off fucking.

Plus, she was sewn into her dress so how could she get out of it to fuck, then leave the part with hair and makeup looking perfect? (There are pics of her on her way home).

I have no doubt they both had sex with her, just not that night. The story is that JFK had a brief fling with her then passed her on to RFK to get rid of her.

Had Miss Lindzey been twenty years older and already in Congress, none of the Jack & Boddy stuff with Marilyn would have happened. Lindz would have had the. bros fully satisfied.

[quote]Arthur Krim’s home.

Mrs. Krim founded amfAR with Elizabeth Taylor.

"With a $250,000 contribution from Rock before his passing, Elizabeth and Dr. Michael Gottlieb spearheaded the creation of the National AIDS Research Foundation (NARF). Shortly after, the organization merged with the AIDS Medical Foundation (AMF), founded by Dr. Mathilde Krim in 1983, to form amfAR, the Foundation for AIDS Research, known until 2005 as the American Foundation for AIDS Research. Elizabeth became its Founding National Chairman, with Krim and Gottlieb as its Founding Chairmen."

Here the party listens to Diahann Carroll sing. Pretty difficult to not be missed by at least one of the guests.

In the early 1970s, Shirley said she’d rather have a president (Kennedy) that fucked women over a president (Nixon) that fucked the country!

Gross.

Good point r9. I doubt she could even sit down in that dress.

Sounds like Mussolini wasn't the only one who could have the trains run on time.

I would have taken Trashy Thirds, but I was busy drowning my campaign volunteers.

Welp, they took a look at Marilyn and then Shirley and said, yeah, sloppy seconds still much better than the dog food with a red mop.

We must remember that Shirley MacLaine is 90 years old. She can’t have 100% of her marbles or memory remaining.

Is Shirley in that photo of everyone, including MM, watching Diahann Carroll sing? I can't find her. Wait - are JFK and RFK and Jackie and Ethel in the photo?

It's too small!

Not exactly a new rumor and about as likely as her reincarnation.

She was probably sinking "if they could see me now" at that party.

^^singing

Screeching.

R20 Jackie didn't attend the party. Drama queens say it's because Marilyn was singing but she actually never intended to go.

Jackie was actually really decent in finding Arthur Miller's exploitation of Marilyn in "After The Fall" to be disgusting.

Will Milania fallow in Jackie's footsteps and find another billionaire once Trump goes to jail?

Shirley is a cunt.

Jackie's husband was murdered, R26. Trump (hopefully) is going to jail. There is a difference in Melania and Jackie's two marital situations.

We can hope, R28, that it’ll be the same…

I find the Trump story very hard to believe. Shirley does not seem like the type of woman he would come on to or even be attracted to. "She talks too much, and she has short hair. Very sad."

Agree r30.

No bolt on tits either.

^ SHE’S OLDER THAN ME!

R20: you have to click on the thumbnails below the main picture. JFK is there. Also, read the description below the pics which lists some of who were there.

I was there to witness Catherine the Great have sex with that horse.

Please pay me attention.

Tacky, Shirley!

I wonder if she would have ever been taken seriously had she not died?

Probably not, sadly. Men haven’t changed that much, & still see women as some sort of masterbatory device.

Her future would have been about tearing her to shreds for aging.

For what it's worth: Shirl wrote in one of her previous memoirs (or was it lives) that she hurled herself out of a moving limo to escape JFK's roving hands. Quite chaste for Warren's sis.

How many grains of salt does one need to take when getting their “information” from a 90-year-old who is confident that she’s a reincarnation of some earlier person?

Is one sufficient?

Oh, Shirley, you were never pretty.....get over it.....just keep talking to the folks from space....they may listen to you.

I was always the better looking one.

[quote] I was there to witness Catherine the Great have sex with that horse. Please pay me attention. —Shirley M.

Shirley speaks the truth. I was there too and saw her.

RFK, always a sloppy seconds guy.

Why does anyone doubt this story's authenticity? The Kennedy boys were raised in the cult that sys it's okay for priests to sexually diddle children.

Compared to that, two brothers fucking the same broad right after each other is pretty tame.

Banged her out of sweet charity. She was no Angie.

r43, you didn't even bother to read the thread, did you?

NO ONE is doubting whether the Kennedy boys would have fucked her--they're doubting whether they did on that specific night because:

1) she was sewn into the famous dress, and it would have been hard for her to get it off in the first place to be fucked, and then even harder for her to leave the party without being sewn back into it, and

2) she was seen leaving the birthday event with her father-in-law and not going to the party in question.

Read the thread next time before you start bitching at everyone.

R43- and letting a broad drown is okay too

Her father in law?

Technically her [italic]former[/italic] father-in-law by that time, Isidore Miller.

I guess that's why I like roadkill so much

B4 Blarghflop NY Quirkle jibbles glib clackdoodles and ZOOP to plonkers who flibberty-gibbet homos.

R36, some comedian (I think it was Sandra Bernhard) quipped, “If Marilyn had lived, she would’ve ended up in the cube next to Charley Weaver on ‘The Hollywood Squares’….”

R51- By the late 1970’s she’d be guest starring on hit shows like Laverne and Shirley and the Love ❤️ Boat.

I think if Marilyn could have found a social cause to devote herself to (like Elizabeth Taylor did) she could have had a very happy older age outside of Hollywood. She would have had to be willing to leave acting behind though, because she really would not have been able to withstand critiques if she aged onscreen.

Though the Kennedys were womanizing trash, Shirley was always next to the garbage can.

I never really believed RFK was getting her too. He seemed high minded and sexless.

R53 I don't know how honest she was but in her very last interview before she died she basically said that if her fame goes she couldn't care less.

R55 that man must have been at it all the time to have so many kids

I think she might have ended up like Dolly Parton, Good nature, owned the trashy look from the past, probably a very good friend of the gays.

I think Marilyn was terrific in The Misfits and was great at comedy. It's a shame those fucking Strasbergs talked her out of Breakfast At Tiffany's. Capote basically wrote it for her and she could have been wonderful. Who knows? Maybe if she'd got raves for it in 1960/61 instead of Let's Make Love she might have felt more positive about her career?

Or if The Misfits had been more positively viewed at the time, she wouldn't have saw it as a letdown.

She did however get a massive win against the studio when the had to hire her back and give her a lot better pay for Something's Got To Give, so her career was hardly in the shitter when she died (as some suicide theroists contend).

I wouldn't choose to churn my brother's hot splooge in a pussy or asshole.

Marilyn wasn't sewn into the dress. There's a zipper.

Is that the dress Kim soiled figuratively?

Yes and Pete added a copious load of splooge to the stains inside the dress. Shot from his immense dong.

R62 yes

Even if she wasn't sewn into it she could barely walk, it was so tight. Did RFK help her back into it afterwards? How did she stop cum leaking onto it as she wore no panties? Who redid her hair and makeup? She took her Father-In-Law home, did he wonder why she was so sweaty?

All that "she was sewn into that dress!" is an urban legend. Of course, there was a zipper (it was created by the incomparable Jean Louis who knew what he was doing) and it made it very easy and quick for MM to get in and out of it, whether she had sex with the Kennedys or not.

[quote] and it made it very easy and quick for MM to get in and out of it, whether she had sex with the Kennedys or not.

"Very easy and quick"?

You;'ve obviously never tried to zip in and zip out of something very tight before.

So JFK wasn't gay, as asserted by Miles Mathis?

Could've been both:

1. Dress had a zipper.

2. Further tailoring was done while the dress was on MM, zipped up.

JFK was NOT a fag, and I'm the dame who can prove it!!

Didnt the Kardashian trash bust that thing with her big ass when she tried it on?

Fortunately the brothers had very modest meat. So Marilyn's hole didn't get banged out. JFK was said to be a 2 minute fuck, anyway.

I don't think Kim Kardashian ever fully closed /zipped up that dress. She wore some type of shawl at all times and I suspect there was a big gap in the back that she was covering up.

Also, I think a dupe was made that actually fit KK. In the dupe, she was photo'd from the rear (no shawl).

Bullshit, Shirl, you old cunt.

Never on the same day/night.

What celebrities did JFK screw? Marilyn, Angie, Marlene, and…?

Agnes Morehead, Pearl Bailey

R9 is correct - that dress was so tight and sewn in - that's nearly impossible. Plus it wasn't very discrete at a huge MSG event like that.

However, she probably changed into something different afterwards - and it's pretty well documented she was seeing both Kennedys.

And yes - RFK was at her place the day she died - he was staying with the Lawfords in Malibu.

Like many men of the time, the Kennedys were sexual predators - and Hollywood was full of them. There still are - but it was a different level back then, supposedly.

Yeah, I find it easy to believe that both JFK and RFK were fucking Marilyn.

Not sure how she would have aged. Would she have become a plastic surgery addict?

She was in foster care as a child.

That bitter bitch Shirley was going bald and couldn't get laid even back then!

[quote]She was in foster care as a child.

All of the families Norma Jeane lived with were either her mom's relatives or close family friends of Grace Goddard.

Her mouth is still running off about as much as the piss into her Depends.

Had Marilyn lived I believe she would have ended up making iconic talk show appearances on Carson, also with Dick Cavett.

I imagine she may have disappeared a bit in the 60s and 70s as she would have been seen as more of a relic but would have returned maybe late 70s and 80s. Not sure what roles would have been available to her in the 80s but perhaps playing mothers to Godie Hawn, Kim Basinger, Jessica Lange in both comedies and dramas.

R81 - it's hard to know. Every documentary and writings about her paint her as this fragile and broken figure that was destined for self-destruction and an early death.

So many people claimed she had this aura, this attraction that everyone responded to - both men and women. She certainly didn't seem to have made many enemies - there weren't many people who had anything negative to say about her except that she was hard to know and always moved on to new people so she didn't get too close.

The more you learn about her, the more fascinating she becomes - in a morbid way. There's a Netfilx documentary about a writer who interviewed a lot of people in 1982 about her death. All of those people are dead now, but it was really interesting to hear the tapes of those conversations and what they had to say about her, the industry and what happened that night.

It appears she did die of an overdose, but her publicist and manager got there around 11pm and took her to the hospital by ambulance. She died on the way and they returned her back home. They got the story straight then had her psychiatrist call the cops around 4am.

They cleaned her apartment of any ties to the Kennedys and removed the bugs that were put on her phone. Her friends said that she was heavily abusing uppers/downers and sleeping pills.

I don't believe she was murdered. But boy she was passed around and had no protector.

Jean Harlow was often sewn into dresses that were very tight and reclined on slant board between takes.

And ONJ famously wad sewn into the vintage black pants in the Grease carnival scenes.

Those 2 did NOT look like teenagers!

Shirley is just bitter because the Kennedys didn’t even want to fuck her. None of her holes did it for them.

And yeah, her fantasy about Trump looking at her with such lust is laughable.

I live in Hollywood for about 6 years when I was younger. I swear, every 5th apartment I looked at back than the owner mention that "Norma Jeane" used to live there before she was Marilyn. That bitch must have lived in over 200 apartments for that to be true.

Even the landlords were grifers back then.

OP SEE R5 and knock it off with the hourly daily mail posts.

Jean Harlow's gowns were not tight. They were cut on the bias and clung to her body. Big difference.

Thos leaning boards were there to avoid wrinkles.

Read an account of this party. Monroe gave JFK an engraved gold Rolex. He promptly told his aide to "get rid of it" It was auctioned off a few years ago for 100K. The story was that JFK took Monroe aside and told her their tryst had to end. She was hysterical so he sent Bobby in to calm her/dick her down. The host later said the Secret Service came by next day and confiscated all there photos. There is only this one shot of them together exsisting. Marilyn is holding the Rolex.

R79 in Hawthorne. Near Washington elementary school.

Has Miss Carroll commented? Julia was there.

"Once you have black you never go back"... Miss Carroll

Marilyn's birthday gif a gold Rolex Presidential watch sold at action for $120,000.

Sells books

R74 don't forget Gene Tierney.

[quote][R79] in Hawthorne. Near Washington elementary school.

That would've been the Bolenders, where NJ lived for the first seven years of her life. After that, her mother took her for a year and some before being committed. It's then she was at the LA orphanage Hollygrove for a couple of years, Then NJ bounced around mostly in the valley with the Goddards, her cousins the Martins and finally Ana Lower and then after Lower relocated to West L.A.,'s Sawtelle neighborhood.

Probably around the same time Shirley’s husband had their daughter in bed with him, rubbing his genitalia against her back.

Sex isn't that shocking any more. Everyone has it all the time... with each other.

I can't remember if it was Truman Capote or Gore Vidal who dissed all three brothers size. Claimed that all three brothers together wouldn't be able to produce a decent dick. If only Lem Billings was still alive to confirm or deny.

Don't I remember a story about a threesome in the White House pool featuring Elizabeth Taylor, Robert Stack and a Kennedy?

[quote]Don't I remember a story about a threesome in the White House pool featuring Elizabeth Taylor, Robert Stack and a Kennedy?

Rosemary.

R89 Harlow's gowns were as tight as could be given the fabric. And she was often stitched into them.

What does ‘cut on the bias’ mean exactly?

Shirl - we really don’t need your bitter, braying bitchiness right now.

Shut it.

At at angle to the weave of the material. It drapes better on the body.

I thought we decided that Robert Stack didn't like women. Wasn't he gay.

I really expected R34 to be signed Eldergay.

Ask Gene Raymond.

R103 - in simple terms, cutting the fabric diagonally, which makes it softer and more elastic - giving it more stretch. So not cutting it cross or length-wise.

Yes, and cutting it on the bias and therefore making them stretchier made it easier for Harlow and MM to get in and out of those gowns, no matter how tight and clingy they might have appeared.

Dump is a pig but I would think that he thought MacLaine too old to interest him sexually

R110 - yep - just think if you have a piece of fabric and you pull it width-wise, it gives out and rips. Same if you do it length-wise.

But if you pull diagonally, you get less resistance because the pull is distributed both width and length wise.

That's the simplest way I have to think about it.