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THE PICTURE OF NICOLAS FAIRFORD !

HER LADYSHIP'S PORTRAIT LOCKED IN HER ATTIC WILL AGE WHILE SHE REMAINS ETERNALLY YOUNG!

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by Anonymousreply 24November 4, 2024 3:33 PM

Ben Barnes eat your heart out.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 3, 2024 11:55 PM

The artist has brillantly captured Her Ladyship's child bearing hips and womanly arse.

by Anonymousreply 2November 3, 2024 11:57 PM

He claims to be 35yo but the book in the case of the painting is a day planner for 1934 😮

by Anonymousreply 3November 4, 2024 12:01 AM

The Picture Of Nicolas Fairford by Oliva Wilde soon to be a major motion picture.

by Anonymousreply 4November 4, 2024 12:04 AM

He sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire.

by Anonymousreply 5November 4, 2024 12:09 AM

Nathan is cute. His ladyship is using too much makeup and his eyebrows are overworked.

by Anonymousreply 6November 4, 2024 12:12 AM

The masterpiece will be exhibited at London's National Portrait Gallery after Christmas. The Louvre and The Met are fighting over future exhibition dates. Stay tuned.

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by Anonymousreply 7November 4, 2024 12:24 AM

Her Ladyship got better treatment than His Majesty.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 4, 2024 12:27 AM

One finds them equally horrific.

by Anonymousreply 9November 4, 2024 12:30 AM

Sadly the picture pales in comparison to Lady Fairford's portrait sculpture.

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by Anonymousreply 10November 4, 2024 12:40 AM

Bitch stole my act.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 4, 2024 12:55 AM

How does a basement flat have an attic?

by Anonymousreply 12November 4, 2024 1:06 AM

The artist has done a wonderful job of "capturing the glint in the eyes" of a lovely young man. Well done.

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by Anonymousreply 13November 4, 2024 1:14 AM

1) his lockjaw is worsening. He barely parts his teeth in 33% of his utterances.

2) what look is he going for, hanging plane white plates devoid of interest on his wall?

by Anonymousreply 14November 4, 2024 1:38 AM

That looks nothing like him.

by Anonymousreply 15November 4, 2024 1:59 AM

I am convinced that Nicholas 'Nicole" Venus De Milo- Fairford IS actually:

The Shit Brickhouse/Puny Cocklet Troll!

by Anonymousreply 16November 4, 2024 2:02 AM

The picture appears more life like than the sitter.

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by Anonymousreply 17November 4, 2024 2:52 AM

Is Nicholas close companion Nathan hearing impaired? Can't place his rather thick accent.

by Anonymousreply 18November 4, 2024 3:13 AM

The picture is titled: Nicolas Fairford At Ease. Is this because M'lady is portrayed barefoot? Lèse-majesté !

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by Anonymousreply 19November 4, 2024 3:29 AM

^ One suspects Nathan is a shrimper.

by Anonymousreply 20November 4, 2024 3:30 AM

R19 clubfoot

by Anonymousreply 21November 4, 2024 5:51 AM

That foot is indeed artlessly rendered.

by Anonymousreply 22November 4, 2024 6:21 AM

R18 I'm pretty sure Nathan is hearing impaired. I noticed he was signing with his hands on some of the videos on Nicolas's YouTube channel. They also clarified that they are "best friends" and not romantic partners. I think Nicolas is more into older men.

by Anonymousreply 23November 4, 2024 8:53 AM

R23 you rang

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by Anonymousreply 24November 4, 2024 3:33 PM
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