PEANUT the SQUIRREL is DEAD TO ME !

He is cute - the squirrel is adorable. When will this ass-backwards hat fad die - it makes one look like a doofus no matter how good looking they are.

Too bad about the squirrel - I live in a rural area and the squirrels are prolific so, when driving, I do my best to avoid them. After all, they have a purpose too.

Only the right-wingers are sharing this meme on the socials for some reason.

I like his only fans shots. huge cock. when i first saw him in his sweat pants i was like wow he's packing. then the fan pics showed up.

Here

It IS against the law in NY to keep a squirrel as a pet.

Dollface thread.

"... said a person involved in the confiscation investigation was bitten by the squirrel."

Maybe it was one of his tricks?

Awww, I heard about a squirrel getting euthanized and thought it odd to be a news story. I had no idea it was P'nut!

Can someone tell his owner my face is available if he needs something to sit on?

In the video, Squirrel guy looks like a "younger, hotter, not crazy Aaron Rodgers"

^^^^He looks like Miss Rodgers when he has the black hat on^^^^

"This hunky, tattooed stud is ready to take you on a wild ride with his VERY kinky adventures."

The taxpayers of the city will be forced to pay settlement money for this stupidity.

Already a thread.

[quote] The taxpayers of the city will be forced to pay settlement money for this stupidity.

They won't. The law prohibits domestication of squirrels, and does not recognize individual ownership of animals that are not domestic pets or livestock. The squirrel was property of the state.

Thanks R4 for the video. Damn, he's hot ! I wonder if he escorts in NYC. I'd hire him in a second.

Only in this upside down world we live in would a many name Squirrel Daddy be a gay porn star.

R14, your response has made me laugh for the last five minutes

They sent SWAT to get the squirrel, was Peanut EVIL?

It had to be Killed!!

"state-owned squirrels". 😂 😂 😂

That sounds pretty fucked up.

A lot of magats have turned on him for being a “degenerate“ with an OF.

R15- Someone commented under his video saying- That's NOT a virgin hole and he is not straight.

I AGREE.

It’s like gay men forget sex toys exist.

So is he gay or not gay ?

He’s with a woman. He isn’t gay. He’s played with toys on his OF. He used this squirrel for money and to sell his OF.

Yes, yes, we believe strongly in state owning all squirrels.

The republicans have been losing their mind over this

Call me an old fuddy duddy but, while I don’t picture him as a degenerate, I did picture him as just a cute jock with a squirrel. The video makes him less attractive to me. The Magats are just holding the squirrel snatching out as an example of Big Brother government.

[quote]The republicans have been losing their mind over this

They are blaming Democrats and regulations.

It’s illegal to have a squirrel and raccoon as pets in NY

Is Rocky da squirrel in trouble/

I found him attractive when I thought he was just a guy with a squirrel. Then I saw he was using the squirrel to pimp out his OF and porn with his wife. It made him less attractive to me.

^^ ? ^^

His hole looks like it’s been penetrated because it’s been penetrated. By toys. People forget he pimped out the squirrel to gain a following and then push out his porn. His career is homemade porn

So he had that squirrel for years, why now? Did he piss off one of his fans? The report says the squirrel bit someone, but the person he bit was one of the animal control people AFTER they took him away. So no proof of that. Then they had to destroy the squirrel to see if it had rabies. So do they euthanize people to determine this as well?

He didn't bite animal control. There was no rabies. On another site I saw the bitch who turned him in. I hate doxing so you'll have to do it on your own.

Road to his anal journey! Just $75!!!

Omg. It is illegal to have them as pets in NY. He was breaking the law and posting it online AND PROFITING OFF IT for years. I think once some people reported him (wasn’t just one person) the government looked into it and saw he was banking off this illegal pet etc. and took it away.

Datalounge will always come to the rescue of bureaucrats. Sad.

The way New York is with illegals I'm surprised they didn't get the squirrel a luxury hotel room and give him $2000.00 a month.

Regardless of how trashy this guy is, odd that they spent so much resources going after an illegal animal who is being taken care of. Their answer was to kill it because it's not fair to the animal?

This is almost as stupid when they arrested Micheal Jackson. They sent over 100 cops to his home to make sure he didn't make any trouble. Um? Were they expecting some military combat?

Something similar happened to a hometown friend of mine on social media.

She found three newly born baby squirrels that had been abandoned at the base of a tree near her house and tried to save them. She reached out to vets and a local “squirrel expert lady,” who gave her advice. One ended up dying. She really took it to heart. Buying all kinds of supplemental food and heat lamps. I think it’s what a lot of people would do.

Then she put her saga online, Facebook and also Twitter (before it was X). I would look every day to see how the squirrels were doing. One day the whole thing had been taken down. She confessed later that by putting it online “all the nuts came out.” She said she got calls on her phone from crazy animal rights nuts and “Q-Anon” types. People were sending her crazy threatening DMs saying they’d have her arrested for cruelty to animals (huh?) She said it was anll insane and she found the whole experience bitterly disillusioning.

She wasn’t able to save the other two squirrels.

This is the funniest thread to me.

I fucking love the 2024 craziness of the at home porn star squirrel daddy. I mean, fuck, that's what David Lynch used to be for.

Well, this just ruined my fucking day.

He had a raccoon too which I find gross. They are very prolific carriers of rabies.

Raccoon poop is also highly toxic to humans. It can kill you easily.

The squirrel I get, and he was cute, but he had to have known it could come to this given he was all over SM with it. And being income dependent on a squirrel which lives what, 4 years, is also not the smartest.

If he hadn't had a raccoon, I bet they wouldn't have been so gung-ho about rabies.

The raccoon was the real issue I feel.

Straight men don't present hole like that, he's gay despite the wife, we've seen this stunt before.

They do when people are paying money for it.

Why not simply release the animals into the wild?

sounds like he tried that r51, and the squirrel came back, but without half his tail. The truth is a domesticated squirrel might lose that ability to survive well in the wild.

Mark has a nice big fat Italian dick.

They were domesticated. They can’t just be released into the wild. They don’t know how to survive

Why is he missing a hole in the butthole pic?

Not really a fat dick. Long, but not all that thicc

Unless he raised it from birth, not really domesticated. If they survived in the wild before he found them, it's not like the instincts go away. They just come back because it's a lot easier that you can depend on a meal twice a day and a warm safe place to sleep.

So a new revelation. In order to be tax-exempt your nonprofit agency must be registered with NY State (if you live in NY). Well, his 501c3 in the state of New York is not registered with the State but has an EIN number and non profit IRS designation.

So maybe THAT is the real reason his home was RAIDED, he was taken into custody for hours and his animals were taken. He was profiting off illegal pets, he hadn’t registered with the State, etc.

There is a lot more to the story than he’s saying.

No shit, I could have told you his "nonprofit" was not registered. Now he's really fucked, he's gonna have to pay back taxes on it. He's a piece of shit, a grifter, and a bad animal owner.

I'm sure the city authorities warned dude he couldn't have wild animals in his dwellings. Pos

They may have warned them, but they didnt have to take them away and kill them. Why didn't they re-house them with another legal registered animal rescue?

It bit a sheriff. They had to kill it to test for rabies. Why is this being left out, r 62

That's pure BS though. Do they have to kill people when they might have rabies? Lots of people get that after being bitten by an infected animal. Give me a break.

it bit the sheriff after being ripped from it's nice home in that guys place. Didnt they wear gloves? What kind of raid for wild animals do they not come prepared for?

It’s a squirrel. Not a trained dog

They didn’t kill it for fun. Good grief of all the things to get upset about.

Everybody is such a copy cat anymore. They don’t have their own life so they have to follow “trends” and pretend to care about “America’s favorite squirrel”

Their life span is like 2 years. Get over it.

Didnt he have that squirrel for 7 years before they suddenly decided to raid his house? I think they can actually live up to 20 years in the wild.

They live longer in captivity then in the wild.

Than

Rabies is 100% fatal and infects the brain. The standard protocol is to test the biting animal unless there’s proof they’ve been vaccinated. Test requires euthanasia and decapitation since they need brain tissue to test. The problem is that the squirrel was housed by a recently wild raccoon which are high risk for rabies. In any case, the guy did not have a permit to keep either animals.

Housed with*

That guy is responsible for the death of the squirrel. He’s not some hero.

We need to go back to thinking for ourselves and not the latest trend on tick tok.

“I stand with peanut”.

I’d like to see that same energy applied to the corporate conglomerates that have a strangle-hold on Americans purses.

I enjoyed watching daddy's videos of Peanut. I had no idea I would see daddy's penis.

Daddy does dress so he shows off his package. But I still didn't think that Peanut's death would lead to daddy jacking off on camera.

I feel bad. The number of views of Peanuts brought in money to take care of the other rescue animals. Even more than the number of views of daddy's cock.

Maybe daddy could have avoided all this if he had Peanuts vaccinated for rabies. Then maybe he could have kept Peanuts legally.

The raccoon probably had to go regardless.

R76, no vet is going to vaccinate a squirrrel or raccoon and risk losing their license over it. They must test for rabies after a bite because the series of shots required over a span of several weeks is extremely painful, expensive, and require the sheriff take time off.

Treatment for people bitten by animals with rabies If you've been bitten by an animal that is known to have rabies, you'll receive a series of shots to prevent the rabies virus from infecting you. If the animal that bit you can't be found, it may be safest to assume that the animal has rabies. But this will depend on several factors, such as the type of animal and the situation in which the bite occurred.

Rabies shots include: A fast-acting shot (rabies immune globulin) to prevent the virus from infecting you. This is given if you haven't had the rabies vaccine. This injection is given near the area where the animal bit you if possible, as soon as possible after the bite. A series of rabies vaccinations to help your body learn to identify and fight the rabies virus. Rabies vaccinations are given as injections in your arm. If you haven't previously had the rabies vaccines, you'll receive four injections over 14 days. If you have had the rabies vaccine, you'll have two injections over the first three days.

This won’t gain any traction in MAGA world because of that photo of him holding his ass checks open.

When will we see the video of he and his wife having sex?

We had a pet raccoon when I was little. My father found it hurt by the side of the road.

My mom can’t believe she allowed this when she had three young kids, but my dad grew up on a farm and loved all animals.

After she grew to adulthood the raccoon moved into a tree outside the kitchen window. As they’re nocturnal animals, she would visit my father after dark if he was up, and play with him a bit. Then she’d head off for her night.

Justice for Peanut!

[quote]Straight men don't present hole like that, he's gay despite the wife, we've seen this stunt before.

You beat me to it, R49. That's an "I've assumed this position for cock before" angle if there ever was one.

Did it have fleas? Did the creature harbour FLEAS?

[Quote]He used this squirrel for money and to sell his OF

So what? It wasn't molested. I was. I was molested.

Anyone know whether veterinarians get vaccinated for rabies? Seems like it would be an occupational hazard.

"The squirrel was property of the state"

So all NY squirrels are Socialists?

Peanut went out the window once the gays saw that cock.

How many Repugs know he has an only fans page I wonder.

Not sure about other jurisdictions but here in the unofficial raccoon capital of the world rabies is quite rare.

That said, last weekend I came across a large raccoon wandering around on a downtown sidewalk in the middle of the day. It appeared to be lethargic and confused, definitely something wrong with it. A woman was observing it and on the phone with animal control so I hope it got some help.

[quote]Did it have fleas? Did the creature harbour FLEAS?

Do you mean Longo's beautiful big cock ? I hope that cock didn't harbor fleas. It would take away from the enjoyment of sucking on it all day long.

Or do you mean his open asshole he's showing ? Shit, I hope there's no fleas up there either. I want to have fun with that, too.

Je Suis Peanut!!

R89, distemper. It's raging among the raccoons in Toronto.

Mind your own damn business.

Jesus fucking christ, do none of you people know Ozzy Osborne? Do you not remember when he drunkenly bit the bit the head off the bat? He had to get rabies shots, they are painful, they take a long time, they do them in your stomach. They don't give them to animals, they give them to people. Even if it were a dog, they'd have euthanized it, they esp will put down a squirrel and a trash panda. If you don't want your pets put down, don't fucking put them all over social media with your dick pics. 7 years later and you didn't register them, it's your own fault, dick head.

Maga

[quote]distemper. It's raging among the raccoons in Toronto.

Ah that's very sad. Unfortunately there isn't a cure for it. Dog owners really need to make sure their vaccinations are up to date.

R95 Great picture of sexy Mark. And to know we have access to videos of his beautiful cock and cum shots...

He can get him stuffed and mounted.

I wondered to myself: Did a gay guy buy a mail-order blonde bride as heterosexual cover, getting her to film his sex show starring a rodent?

Longo quickly set up a Gofundme account, seeking $120,000, at first for legal aid to secure Peanut’s release, then for the upkeep of his ‘rescued’ animals. The heartbreak of he and his wife was reported as extreme.

Without quoting sources or identifying any officials, the FoxNews story says that Peanut was “euthanized” for rabies testing. But squirrels don’t spread rabies, and a raccoon that Longo kept was also killed.

On Wednesday, October 30th, officers from the state Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) raided Longo’s “sanctuary.” Longo’s details shift between accounts. Sometimes there were six officers.

“And 10 to 12 DEC officers raided my house as if I was a drug dealer,” he narrated to FoxNews. “I sat outside my house for five hours. I had to get a police escort to my bathroom.”

Meanwhile, Longo opened an ‘animal sanctuary’ in 2023.

Or he said he did. As often with Longo’s accounts, the details are vague and strange. Was the location of the ‘sanctuary’ Longo’s personal home in Pine City?—now designated as a non-profit to accept donations.

The website has no physical address, and visitors are not allowed.

The use of “career” there is interesting.

As I consider Longo’s accounts, I find that I often disbelieve him. And certainly his suggestion he tried to let Peanut go seems unlikely. The squirrel had become his livelihood.

And Longo didn’t film the supposed parting scene.

That he was a porn star, and Peanut a prop in his act, was always clear.

The story of Peanut the Squirrel

An actor in a porn reality show turns right-wing symbol.

In 2017, Mark Longo, an electrical engineer in his early 30s, was living in New York City and saw a squirrel had been run over by a car. She’d left a baby behind.

The rest of the story...

images of blown out butt holes and rodents are evocative of mindless and terrible rumors of a 1980s film star.

These images do not belong together

If he's an electrical engineer, why was he doing OF?

R101 They can spread rabies to humans if they hang out with them, and these two seemed to do that.

So Magas believed Covid was a fake. Jan 6th was a tourist event. Trump has committed no crimes and is being persecuted, Crime is up not down, inflation is at record levels([t's not), jobs are not at their highest ever (they are) and we don't have a world-beating economy (we do) - but they do believe democrats conspired to kill a squirrel. Got it.

That is one blown out hole for a supposedly straight guy,

I think a squirrel pet is a little gross. It would pee everywhere… and worse.

^^^Not if you purchase these reusable squirrel diapers from Amazon for $25.89.

Funny that Elon posted this. I don't think the squirrel is the star.

I should have gone down that road until after the raid r37

That guys crotch is in every shot, is Elon trying to tell us something?

Hey, fuckfaces. It's P'nut!

The datalounge shall call it what it likes, Jason Longo / R116, you closeted prostitution whore and squirrel exploitatia practitioner.

It's Mark, bitch.

I love "prostitution whores" like Mark Longo. I am mourning Peanut.

he's got some really nice balls.

In the pic at R11, he kind of looks like Brian Tyler Cohen.