Boyfriend said he temporarily “turned gay” on work trip but now he’s straight again

Got to watch out for that altitude.

They both sounds like shitty liars

He's a bisexual who is prone to altitude incidents.

I once fell into a vagina at 14,000 ft, so he has my sympathy.

The gay not gay guy gets a "A+" for that answer!!

I have never in my "63 years of being alive" have I heard "ALTITUDE" used as an excuse to suck cock& having gay sex.

What happened to "it was booze& the pot" that caused my temporary gayness.

The boyfriend thought this was a better excuse than "I was too high and needed to go down immediately".

With his blow out hole this must have happened “temporarily” many times

[quote] However, he has admitted to a sexual encounter with another guy and blames the “altitude” for temporarily taking leave of his senses and turning him briefly gay.

I need to move to Denver.

Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.

As time goes by the boyfriend is going to fine he needs more than a couple of high-altitude fucks a year to feel alive. It's Brokeback all over again.

By “altitude” I assume he’s referring to his legs in the air.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have reached cruising altitude."

Wilton Manors, arguably the gayest city in the US, is just 9 feet (2.74 m) above sea level. Just sayin’

So he's gay in high altitude but straight in low altitude? Got it.

"Did I mention the guy was fucking hot as a motherfucker?"

It was all a misunderstanding. That penis just accidentally fell into his mouth. We don’t know the whole story.

Wifey needs to learn how to use a strap-on.

People say anything

The cheating is worse!

Trust me guys.

Altitude anal is real.

I swear I didn't swallow, honey. I didn't swallow anything.

(sotto voce) It was all raw-dog cream-pie anal.

BULL SHIT!

Straight guys don't have gay sex.

Mammoth Lakes?

Mammoth NASTY!

But, honey. The atlas says Provincetown's elevation is 39 feet.

Once he goes "Jack," he'll never go back.

The girlfriend needs to work on giving better blow jobs, among other things.

It could happen.

At least as far as bisexuals, I thought it was widely known that crossing state lines or international borders tends to shift one’s Kinsey scale reading temporarily. It always returns back to a baseline level upon resumption of normal day-to-day activities.

I thought everyone already knew this.

She misunderstood his answer, He said "attitude" not "altitude"

AITA? Reads like Dear Penthouse... This never happened.