Gays, REJOICE! You can now wear a gold dick around your neck!

Moron

It's no Italian horn!

I’ll be happy when op moves on from the DL.

Cultural appropriation from the ancient Romans.

Is too petite for my using.

Vivienne has done no such thing, hun, for "her" collection. She's DEAD.

Platinum

LOL

I like it.

I knew I was sitting on a gold mine.

Groundbreaking. Didn’t Tom Ford (or was it Jean-Paul Gaultier?) do the same 20 years ago?

Is that a butt plug with it?

Just had to get one. But I didn’t buy the new one. I bought the one she released last year that has the pendant at the tip to look like a cum drop.

See r7

Love the bag

Does anyone still have 'the gold faucet' that Farrah Fawcett was selling 45 years ago ?

R12 still can't accept that VIVIENNE WESTWOOD IS DEAD.

R14 cool. But her estate is still making merch. It has her name on it. The end.

Thanks OP. I was wondering what to get grandma for Christmas.

Finally!

I still kinda want the new one but the gold one is sold out. The platinum is in stock still. I like that the new one has the balls fully rounded while last years has the back end of the balls flattened.

Bought the new one that came out.

Would look good hanging on my Christmas tree. Or it would make a good - um - stocking stuffer.

How much was it R19 and R12?

Wonderful jewelry option for souped-up pickup truck drivers matching their own actual sizemeat.

"Nobody's dick is THAT big!"

R21 the one at r12 is an old version of it not available any longer. I bought it from someone for $90.

The new one came out to $377.70 after taxes etc.

Classy with K

Thanks for the response R24/R25. That's not too much actually. I thought it being Westwood that they might be quite pricey.

Where do you wear them? Or do you wear them under clothing and just get them out for special encounters?

Thanks for the long tip OP

This is why they hate us

R29 women usually wear this. Not men.

Tacky with a k.

Nothing is new under the sun.

This is OP.