Peanut the Squirrel euthanized by NY authorities

Poor cute squirrel

God damn it. How cruel.

Why did they take it away?

r3 apparently an anonymous tipster claimed it had rabies.

He does (or did) OF. Nice everything IIRC.

It is pretty long-ohhhhh!

JUSTICE FOR PEANUT

Wow, this blows the mind with its stupidity.

Speaking of blowing, google “Mark Longo naked” to see that gorgeous body and cock. Woof!

The squirrel lunged at the officers with what is believed to be a loaded weapon, We are currently conducting an investigation

This is just insane

Probably the same sanctimonious cunt that anonymously sent that weather man's live stream nude photos to his family members.

Um, authorities? This man has rabies.

The right, of course, has taken over X to claim that this represents what dems will do to us all

Why are we so weirdly schizophrenic about animals? People who shoot squirrels for fun are outraged. If you ran over a squirrel you wouldn't even think twice about it. Professional tennis players have to remove a moth gently rather than squash it or get booed from the crowd. Pigs are as intelligent as dogs and are enough like humans that we can transplant their organs but they're delicious, so let's not think about it. Look, a squirrel!

Umm...do the police still have the squirrel's body?

First, they came for the squirrels. I said nothing because I had no squirrels...

This is NUTS!

Longo wants $10,000 on his OnlyFans for JUSTICE FOR PNUT!!!!!

[quote]Why are we so weirdly schizophrenic about animals?

Because he was a cute little squirrel who wore a cowboy hat!

Oddly, I no longer feel sorry for Peanut

Don't, R20. It's not Peanut's fault, he can't stop people from tweeting about him.

Oh, these MAGA got JOKES!

Ha, Ha, Ha...

Why are MAGAs so gross? I'm ashamed to share a planet with them.

Sad, and makes me miss Darryl, the backyard squirrel.

Because the police are all Dems, of course

Uh this doesn’t add up.

He’s pulling some scam. I’ll wait for official authorities before I listen to them.

I’m ready they have a big rescue animal shelter on their property and there’s the squirrel and a raccoon.

THIS WILL SWING THE ELECTION AND AMERICA IS OURS!!!!!!

Has Peanut really been euthanized?

Fuck, Mark is HOT. 🔥

Ohh! Also, poor Peanut.

I am really trying not to be heartless, but the TMZ interview with his neck tattooed wife made me laugh.

They're trying to say that the (Democratic) authorities took Peanut because his owner supported Trump. Does that make any sense? Aren't most law enforcement officers Republican? Who filed a complaint? What did it say? Why was Longo's house raided, and he and his wife detained for 5 hours? Why was he never notified that the squirrel and the raccoon were euthanized? Why wasn't he presented with a copy of the complaint? Why was Longo's wife checked for her immigration status (she's married to an American citizen)? Why was his house searched (ransacked)? What were they looking for besides the squirrel and the raccoon? Why was Longo not allowed to go to the bathroom without a police escort?

So many questions...

Squirrels = Death

[Quote] Don't, [R20]. It's not Peanut's fault, he can't stop people from tweeting about him.

Well, not anymore.

R27 I agree. This sounds like bullshit and a grift.

If the squirrel had been in his house for years, how would it get rabies? Cruel.

Rabies, RABIES!!!!

So the guy has an OF too? Yeah, he seems like it. Nice fucking pants, if they were any tighter they'd be behind him. I want proof of this so-called squirrel murder. What an odd thing to happen right before the election. Also, as pointed out above, most LE are conservative, so the liberal cops thing rings false.

At worst, someone reported him for political reasons. That's shitty, but I doubt that person would've known they would kill any of the animals. No one wants a squirrel to die just because its owner is MAGA. Or really, for any other reason ehatever it may be. Perhaps that Karen was naive, but come on.

As for the authorities, those folks are often the types that are assholes to anyonr who dossnt kiss their ass. I'm not surprised they did this. But politics likely had nothing to do with their motivation.

Anyway, he looks good naked. That's the most important part of this story.

Okay, I did some research and I guess he really was euthanized, but, no one fucking reported him, cause this dip shit reported himself.

"Under state law, the only way to legally rescue squirrels is to become a licensed wildlife rehabilitator, a process that can take months, and to legally keep a domesticated wild animal, it also has to be registered to be an educational animal."

""We were ready to comply, we were ready to get the paperwork, we were in the process of doing that. We needed a little bit of guidance from the DEC," Longo said. "

So this dude fucking used the squirrel for clout and never even thought about the consequences for the squirrel when someone reported him, and yeah it's a dick move to report him, but had he not been flossin' his pet for OF money, this wouldn't have happened. He's had the fucking thing for 7 years and never done the paperwork? Fuck him, he shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

His OnlyFans is several years old photos and videos, at huge prices. He used to sell videos of himself fucking his disgusting wife and licking her pussy - she’s sickeningly covered in tattoos neck to toes. Ugh.

He will send a video for $3 and, after it’s bought, say that price was a mistake and demand $30. He does that scam all the time with different price levels.

He’s no “good MAGA.” He’s grifting trash, like his god, Trump.

I read a youtube comment that said the reason they euthanized the squirrel was because it bit an officer who was trying to grab it. It really does suck they did that, but like fucking drug dealers who speed and have expired tags, this dumb asshole showed off all his stuff with no paperwork to make it legit. He's a fucking creep, an irresponsible animal owner, I hate people like him. I used to work at a rescue and he would be on the "Do not adopt to" list for sure, and in fact, I hope he is put on there.

r41, I always thought Peanut would have met an untimely end a lot sooner, The wife would become jealous and tell Mark "It's me or the rodent" and then smother the poor little thing in between her terrible tattooed tits.

he's got a great body and a long cock, but frankly, those are a dime a dozen now

Next time you go to try on clothes, make sure you check the floor first.

Those were not NY authorities, but Haitian immigrants from Springfield, Ohio who have expanded their sphere of pet-napping to satiate their unquenchable appetites.

God. he's so fucking gross. He uses the "squirrel dad" thing as a tag? What a piece of shit, he's not fit to own animals.

Fuck me, Squirrel daddy is hot. And hung.

But dumb as a box of rocks. Trailer trash.

And he definitely bottoms from what I can see.

Neck-tattooed wifey must peg him regularly.

R45 Pic makes me think: Who jerks off with their watch on??

He's hot, but his cookies smell for sure, nasty wifey cunt must know and participates, another closet case hiding behind a filthy pussy.

[quote]If you ran over a squirrel you wouldn't even think twice about it

The hell I wouldn’t. I’d be very upset.

Has Miss Peanut The Therapy Dog held a press conference to offer her support and condolences yet?

Here's a Twitter post that goes into detail about what happened and who was responsible for it. Again, the whole thing is crazy

The person who called in the rabies complaint is in this thread.

R52- I agree.

I ALWAYS take off my watch before I masturbate to something nice on the internet.

Nice dick. Tepid load.

Can we have thread whether one should take off the watch (and wedding band) before one masturbates, R52, R58?

Pregnant women are dying from miscarriages because they cannot obtain medical treatment, but, sure, let's freak out about a fucking squirrel.

I checked the Facebook feed of a college friend. Back when she started posting Sarah Palin crap, I muted the feed. And she's whining about Peanut. I know she had an abortion back in her wild-and-woolly days, but she's too busy posting prayers and Republican crap to have a moment to consider being a hypocrite.

She is actually a scarily smart woman. Go ahead and scoff. She got dickmatized by a Republican creep and adopted his politics.

I teared up watching the video of peanut eating breakfast with the guy They had no reason to kill peanut. The magats are have taken up for peanut because some blue cunt called the authorities

The blue cunt is from red Texas.

I doubt it was a political thing. It was a Karen thing. Some Karen, either a neighbor or a government official, got a bee in her twat and decided to narc.

What about me? It’s always Peanut, Peanut, Peanut!

#TeamFred

He has an insta with the squirrel but everyone he had full dong in sweat pants like he was sporting 12 inches. It was a gift to get you to his only fans, and it was mostly gay men who paid. Someone reported the squirrel, they took it. It is illegal to have as a pet in NY state. They took his racoon too. They did euthanize them but they would only do that if they had rabies as far as I know. How the hell could this guy support Trump? Project 2025 would outlaw porn.

Hot enough guy and cock. There are quibbles. He looks as stupid as he must be. His long cock is kind of a pencil dick.

The squirrel turds, the raccoon turds, the piss, the chewing of electrical cords, the scratching and staining of furniture, the incessant nocturnal activity, the smell...WHY put up with that??

[quote]They did euthanize them but they would only do that if they had rabies as far as I know.

They can't tell whether a live animal has rabies, they have to do a biopsy of the brain. Like football players with suspected CTE.

This is bullshit. There ought it be a PCR test for rabies..

So from what I read, he’s had this squirrel for 7years but for some reason is a dumbass and still has not gotten a permit for Peanut. Then he recently took in a wild raccoon without quarantining it to observe its behavior for potential rabies which prompted the authorities to visit. Accident happened and someone got bit during the raid which ended up required euthanizing both animals to test for rabies. Note you can only test for rabies from brain sample since it’s a pathogen that colonize in the nerves and the brain and vaccine costs thousands out of pocket so there wasn’t much you can do in this situation. Anyway the dumbass owner is the one at fault since he did not do the proper paperwork or protocol for homing wild animals. He does not own an animal sanctuary and was just using the squirrel (and raccoon) for clout on instagram. Which now he’s complaining on right wing news about government overreach and calling Governor Hochul corrupt.

TL;DR fuck the squirrel’s owner. Sad about the squirrel and raccoon though.

There's a GoFundMe, of course ($140K).

That said, I'm still Team Peanut.

R61 Conversely, migrants are committing crimes and being released, but sure, let's worry about a fucking squirrel!

R71 Yeah, I said that at R40.

It was some cunt from Texas

I hope daddy cleaned up his jizz from the floor of dressing room where he was wanking and shot his goo.

Peanut's daddy is a wanker.

So a hot guy used a squirrel he trained on insta to thirst trap gays into his only fans. I mean, every video his dong is flopping around in sweat pants. Guy is straight but produces content made for gay men...I mean sorry your pet was killed but it is illegal to own a squirrel as a pet in NY and you put him all over insta...

Fuck those defending the killing of this squirrel. RIP, little one.

No one is fucking defending it, on the contrary, if this dick head had done what he was supposed to and not put him all over his socials, he'd still be alive. It's his owner's fault though, 1000%, he knew he wasn't supposed to have him without a permit and he didn't get one. Fuck him.

Couldn't he have skipped a few jo sessions in Target dressing rooms to go and get a legal permit?

Proper time management, people!

I hate Defacto as much as everyone else but the rumors on the internet are that a frau named Monica Keasler was responsible for the call that led to both animals being euthanized.

Granted she may have been pulling a Divine in Female Trouble type stage act ("I framed Leslie Bacon! I called the Heroin Hotline on Abbie Hoffman!") on TikTok for attention but that is what I found after going on Google.

R82 Exactly! And I guess that was where his "work" was then. He mentioned how Peanut would always come greet him when he got home from work and I thought, what work? But I suppose the Target dressing room is his place of employment.

Fun fact Monica Keasler is a Trump supporter.

R85 As much as I love infighting amongst MAGA the fact that a squirrel and a raccoon both lost their lives possibly as a result of it is not fun at all but rather fucking depressing.

Meh, it's not so much infighting as the fact that this shitbag who owned Peanut never did anything to make it legal. Blame him, he's an asshole.

It's probably fake but some people say she's an animal abuser.

He probably is if this is indicative of his laissez faire animal parenting.

Ahhh Shit!! You mess with one Peanut, you've messed with us all!

Call me R86 Chaos; I've got an out-of-town job for you and your brother Mayhem.

R45’s post had the funniest comment”

“That's not a virgin hole and he is not straight! Ho's hole definitely has been used by something or someone I can tell”