Closeup shot of Trump in the garbage vest

[quote]Closeup shot of Trump

I threw up a LOT in my mouth.

Say what you will about Rick and The Lincoln Project but they post some funny shit

He dunked his face in the McDonald's deep fryer!

Mmm, roast pig!

STUNNING!

If he had no makeup, his complexion would match a large swath of his supporters.

It looks like someone shoved his face into the boiling hot french fry oil while "working" at McDonalds.

Is this blackface? I don't get it.

Reminds me of that terrifying figure from Mulholland Drive

ew

Freddy Kruger if he was a great big fat person.

Poor Donnie Dump! It's terrible when that happens.

He is cooking!!

burnt Rotisserie chicken anyone?

He is fine, he sends his love.

He looks like a Bond villain.

Thanks Trump. Now I can never eat another chicken wing!

4 years? If only. He's already told us if you vote for him, it will be the last time you have to vote. In a dictatorship, there is not voting, there are no term limits.

I like that the truncated thread title as seen on the right-hand list is, "Closeup shot of Trump in the garbage"-- maybe it'll come true on Wednesday!

He's starting to resemble Demi Moore in the final act of The Substance.

Ring around the collar!

His skin has the same texture as the Chet shit monster in Weird Science

Behold The Antichrist.

🎶Venus, O Vee-nus🎶

R24 Perhaps he and Elon can take the next rocket ship 🚀 there.

Everyone I know who supports this pile of hairspray and orange putty would laugh their asses off if they saw someone like this at the grocery store. People have lost their damn minds.

He belongs in the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode of Seinfeld.

Is there some schedule of his as to how dark to go at a certain rally? His color changes from day to day/rally to rally. Do his followers seriously think he lays out in the sun to have this tan? Its just so weird.

“Light oak, antique pine…..”

Look at the tip of his nose, just beyond gross.

r28 There's this one photojournalist who's tracked his photos through the years and apparently the heaviness of his fake tan correlates with his stress levels. So the more stressed he is, the more he abuses the tan cream. Some speculate it's because his skin flares up during those times and he needs to hide it, or maybe it's just a nervous/coping thing.

He looks like a monster from a Halloween movie.

I think he just needs a good night's sleep!

I read that some Latinos think he's making fun of them (and not Biden) with the garbage truck and vest. And he also stepped on his "message" by fumbling so bad opening the door.

If he wins, will we ever live this down, as a country?

Those brown jobs as he calls them.

With his piss yellow Korean bouffant

“And the super-rich shall laugh mightily at the poors, as they fool them”

Miss Linda showed up briefly in South Carolina to vote early. Absurd she is still treated as a resident of the state since she is rarely there.

She’s having a hissy fit about Biden’s garbage comment.

[quote]There's this one photojournalist who's tracked his photos through the years and apparently the heaviness of his fake tan correlates with his stress levels. So the more stressed he is, the more he abuses the tan cream. Some speculate it's because his skin flares up during those times and he needs to hide it, or maybe it's just a nervous/coping thing.

I guess we can expect full blackface on Tuesday.

He’s a jackass

his nose looks like someone crouching to take a shit like an animal

His face is just fine. If you're using it to upholster a chair, that is.

And his lower teeth is packed with detritus, too. 🤢

*are

It's probably week old Big Mac residue. His upper teeth are obviously fake and the cheap bastard wouldn't even have his lower teeth done.

The lower ones are definitely fake as well, they're as white as ivory. Also perfectly spaced, clearly implants.

When it’s 3am and that one hot dog has been rolling at the gas station all day…

He's an embarrassment

When turbulent turd loses, hopefully, Mistress Lindzebelle will be devastated. She’ll go through the five stages of grief, then abandon Trump, and then try to latch onto a new “daddy”. At age 69, and considering her baggage and reputation, that will be very difficult to do. Perhaps she will go with a younger man from Fox in the cable media. Sean Hannity and Jesse Watters are fond of frequently hosting her.

I think Miss Lindz will go for a younger man this time around-maybe Rhonda Death Sentence or Little Marco. That way she can make some trips to Florida and experience the Cubano rent boys of Miami and their big pingas. 🍆🍆🍆

He looks like The Picture of Dorian Gray:

Or alternatively, like the 17th century illustration 'The Metamorphosis of Syphilis':

This was AI by the liberal lamestream media!

God I hope if the democrats take the House and grow their lead in the Senate they will do something, anything, to make Lindsey Graham's and MTG's lives miserable.

He looks like a bag of candy corn after being left in direct sunlight.

How is this real life?

He’s stealing RFK Jr’s boiled bitch look.

His neck vagina has prolapsed.

Tammy Faye applied her makeup in a more dignified manner than this dude!

It looks like he’s shitting through his face