What would you like to see Biden do with his final few months in office?

He's checked out, OP. Didn't you get the memo? Are you checked out, as well? Who is supposed to do all that and get Biden's signature.

Deporting Musk would be a start.

Keep his mouth shut.

Slapping some faces viciously

Letting major bite any god damned person he wants to

He has done so well with designating national monuments, I’d like to see a few more.

Throw Elmo in jail or deport him for being a malicious foreign agent.

Two months isn't a long time but I'd like to see Joe record an album. Some suggestions: "I Wanna Be Around" "Who's Sorry Now?" "Hurts So Bad"

"I want to be around to pick up the pieces

When somebody breaks your heart

Some somebody twice as smart as I

A somebody who will swear to be true

As you used to do with me

Who'll leave you to learn

That misery loves company, wait and see

And that's when I'll discover that revenge is sweet

As I sit there applauding from a front-row seat

When somebody breaks your heart

Like you, like you broke mine

Arrest Elon Musk.

Deport or arrest Musk.

Televise Donald's trials. We deserve to watch.

Make sure Garland arrests and prosecutes the Congresspeople involved in J6. If he refuses or sandbags, fire him and bring in someone who will.

Pardon Hunter.

Confirm his is the biggest of the Biden cocks.

Pardon Hunter because it would make Repug heads explode.

He needs to test the seal team six protections that the Supreme Court gave the President, forgetting who is president, and have them unalive the males on the court. Then Congress can impeach Barrett for lying to Congress. My personal fever dream.

Pardon Hunter is #1. It’s the right thing to do.

Stay away from cameras and all media - DISAPPEAR

👆 YUP.

Stay alive so we have a vp on January 6.

Eat Halloween candy and ice cream

Be the bigger man without someone twisting his fucking arm.

I'd like to see him give a round of interviews, now the pressure's off... talking to his accomplishments but also no fucks to give... Joe unplugged.

All I want is to see him pardon Hunter, or even better, let Kamala.

R18 Ehh...I think a better medium for that would be a memoir. Not sure Joe, god love him, needs anything else unplugged.

Kamala should pardon Hunter and Don Jr both for lying about their cocaine use on their gun permit applications.

Fire MAGA Merrick Garland!

I'd love to see Biden do a handstand and then a cartwheel on television before he leaves office.

He schould schit with Larry King! Bescht hour this schide of hot schex. I hear.

FUCK YES, R22

Biden's still in office?

My 88-year-old father has vowed not to die until he sees Trump in an orange jumpsuit.

Make it happen, Joe!

Expand SCOTUS to 13 justices, pardon Hunter, & deport Felon Musky.

Call a news conference and tersely say:

"Only a few weeks left for me, but Republican Party, here's notice: 'I am going FUCK YOU UP!'"

I want him to Pardon Hunter. We all know Hunter is gonna g et pardoned, but it should be on Harris's shoulders. Let Biden do it. And let him exercise immunity to arrest and imprison Trump even if he wins! LOL! Here, have some immunity!

R30 here. I meant "It should NOT be on Harris's shoulders."

R28 Yes! Judicial reform. Wasn't that actually something he has announced is on the immediate agenda. Not seeing a whole lot of movement there either...🤔

Breathe!

Fire Postmaster General Louis DeJoy.

Not put his or anyone else's foot in his mouth

Send troops to the 39th parallel until Korean soldiers stand down from Ukraine conflict and let them feel a real threat.

Pardon Hunter. Get a deal from Mark Meadows or somebody like him to get more dirt on the orange anus.

I’d certainly like to see him use some of that unlimited power given him by the Supreme Court.

I'd like to clarify which Biden is the bigger brother.

In his entire tenure as president, I have yet to see that man put sprinkles on his ice cream. It's just always plain, naked, and vanilla.

I've been holding out for nearly 4 years, and feel like now is the time to show us that he isn't biased against sprinkles. It's the least he can do during these delicate times of uncertainty.

Since the Supreme Court says he can do anything he wants, he could do mankind a great favor and disappear Donald Trump.

Put the MAGAT Supreme Court justices in Guantanamo. Throw away the key.

Vicki Eydie at r7 is a bitch! We know the fucking lyrics to "I Wanna Be Around"!!!

His favorite is chocolate chip, R39. Not vanilla.

I’d like to see him use his newly minted immunity in the most extreme ways imaginable.

Order the summary execution of anyone who publicly says Harris' victory was rigged.

Would love for him to keep his mouth shut-that’s why we took him out of the race.

He’s officially the crazy uncle the family tries to keep in the attic.

If Dump gets back to White House it’s all Biden and co. fault.

Gay pornography!!!!!!

Fire Judge Aileen Canon in Florida.

Condemn Trump to the gallows.

The Macarena

[quote]I’d certainly like to see him use some of that unlimited power given him by the Supreme Court.

Release the tax returns of the Supreme Court justices, plus those of Ginny Thomas and Alito’s wife.

Pardon Hunter to piss off the ReTrumplicans.

The Tax returns of Supreme Court will not be scandalous. All the graft is hidden and unreported. It needs an investigation or, really, some kind of clean sweep. They should impeach Thomas, and warn the others to quit or they are next. Biden or Harris should stack the court to marginalize these buffoons who have too much power, presently.

Tell the WH Press Corp to go fuck themselves.

Revoke White House access to New York Times reporters.

R42 Do you know the lyrics to 'Piss Up a Rope' bitch?

Just go away-he’s doing much more harm than good.-will never forgive or forget he ran in 2024 and now democracy is lost forever ( including this forum).

Resign early and let Kamala govern now.

R60 and have no VP to count the electoral votes in the Senate January 6th?? No thank you

Biden isn't going to do a damned thing. He's a last century, old school politician. He's been content letting republicans get away with crimes for the past 5 decades. Hes not about to change. He's happy with the way the government runs. Democrats refuse to think outside the box. If something hasn't been do before they refuse to even try something new

Old man bare knuckles fist fight with Trump!

Kick Donnie in his fat gunt, then pants him so everyone can point and laugh at his full diaper.

I would love to see him be petty and attack MAGAts in every way possible!

Start a rock band with the other former presidents. Biden on guitar and vocals, Obama on bass and backup vocals, Clinton on sax (of course) and keyboards, George W. on drums. Jimmy Carter will crowd-surf in his wheelchair. The band will be called the Executive Branch. The debut single will be "Hail to the Chiefs."

Drop Dead.

Move to Dementia Village like yesterday.

Jail the Orange stain and his buddy Elon Morelock Musk. Get real about climate change. Take subsidies from the petroleum companies and enact a war time construction act that builds, with the help of the military, the green power industry and utility companies, a state of the art energy grid that covers the US from tip to toe. Bring into existence like they did with the crash of 2008, the money to populate that grid with wind and solar farms and batteries. Ban the sales of new petroleum powered everything. Retool to run on electricity everything that it is possible to do so. Give everybody an electric car that wants one. jail congress members indefinitely in Guantanamo bay Cuba, unless they move to abolish the electoral college system and replace it with one person one vote. They all have dirt, insider trading, tax evasion, etc. go after the supreme court in the same way they have dirt that can be exposed. Extract concessions remove their lifetime appointments. They are dying on the job it is unacceptable. Return the fairness doctrine with an internet update. Lies have to be contained. We can't have babbling idiots deciding to elect babbling idiots and making decisions based on lies they are too dumb to dismiss. Return the separation of banks and investment houses. Return Texas to Mexico.

String up Musk by his tiny balls ad leave him there. What? Illegal? Not when the president does it.

Admit Merrick Garland is a doormat.

R71, he's what elementary schoolchildren call a PUSSY!

Kamala Harris would've been so much better as AG.

Who should Harris replace Garland with?

R69 You do know the president doesn't have the authority to do almost anything on your list, right?

If Harris wins and the Senate goes to the Republicans I would imagine Biden is going to have to put Harris’ cabinet picks through the lame duck congress session .

I would love to see someone like Doug Jones or Sally Yates as AG. I wonder if Cheney is going to get something too.

[quote] I would love to see someone like Doug Jones or Sally Yates as AG.

Let's get a Democrat great white shark or pitbull in there.

R74 A roomba

[quote] Do you know the lyrics to 'Piss Up a Rope' bitch?

By Sondheim, I assume.

Hunter should be pardoned...so we can see more of that big, beautiful cock.

resign

I hope the day after the election he says Trump was right. The president should use the military against US citizens. And he’ll use to mow down any MAGA motherfucker who invades the Capitol or any other place.

Have Trump arrested.

Have Melania deported.

Jaimie Raskin for AG

That's a good one, R84, but I have a feeling that we will need all the Dems we can get in the House. It will be a close Majority. I'm looking at Doug Jones former senator from Alabama. He is an outstanding lawyer. Merrick Garland needs to hand in his resignation yesterday.

R85 He represents Maryland's 8th district. Something tells me they won't have a problem replacing him with another democrat when he's up for re-election in 2025. In fact, I can't think of a single dem in congress that would be safer for Harris to snatch up.

"Maryland's 8th congressional district is concentrated almost entirely in Montgomery County, with a small portion in Prince George's County.[3] Adjacent to Washington, D.C., the 8th district takes in many of the city’s wealthiest inner-ring suburbs, including Bethesda, Chevy Chase, and Potomac. It also includes several more economically and racially diverse communities, the most populous of which are Rockville and Silver Spring.

Politically, the district is heavily liberal. It has consistently sent Democratic representatives to Congress by wide margins since 2002. In 2020, Joe Biden won nearly 80% of its vote. Democrat Jamie Raskin has represented the seat since 2017."

Jasmine Crockett for AG. We need a shit kicking black woman in that job. Maybe then we could find out if the bleach blonde bad built butch body MTG was the 1/6 bomber.

R87 Love Jasmine Crockett, but she only has a year under her belt in congress and three years total in politics. And frankly, she just doesn't have an impressive enough legal resume. She got her JD at the University of Houston and was a public defender. No shame in any of that, but it's not US AG material. I think she's doing her best work taking on MTG.

Raskin was a senator for 10 years, a congressman for 7 years, a constitutional law professor for 25 years at American University Law School (where he co-founded and directed the LL.M. program on law and government and co-founded the Marshall-Brennan Constitutional Literacy Project). He's a Harvard Law grad. And he was the lead impeachment manager for the second impeachment of Trump after J6.

He'll be hard-pressed to prevent the second coup machinations. He'll need to act decisively to prevent electoral shenanigans.

Treat himself and Jill to a colonic.

Maybe he is right now in the process of negotiating a deal to offer Trump a pardon if he makes sure not to start any shit. Joe won't offer a pardon out of weakness. Trump will have to earn it. It would be a transaction. And accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt. I don't know why, but I just get a sense that Joe is up to something regarding Trump. I think he wants Kamala to have a smooth transition with no bullshit. If members of the MAGA Congress try to start some shit Joe will deal with them harshly.

^ That's nuts. First of all, the rotten pumpkin hasn't been convicted of anything yet that Joe could pardon. Second, Justice would negotiate any plea deal, the President can't touch it... that's the whole crux of why people are worried about Trump and a second term, because he'd violate that norm too. You're making things up. I get it... I want Harris to win too but that's just bad TV movie thinking, not reality.

R91 Trump can't be pardoned by Biden in the NY case, it's state not federal. And Biden wouldn't pardon him even if he could. And I don't see Kathy Hochul pardoning Dump either. He's going to rot In jail or house arrest.

Pardon Hunter. After all the shit Trump’s kids did, Biden should give a gigantic F-U to Republicans and pardon his son.

Serious question for anyone still monitoring this thread. What if in, say mid-November, Biden dies quietly in his sleep. (I'm not gonna predict the winner).

What would happen?

If Biden were to pardon Trump it would be an unimaginable stain on his legacy. I (and MANY others) would lose all respect for him.

R95 Harris, as his VP, would be sworn in temporarily until inauguration day.

And then Mike Johnson wouldn’t allow her replacement VP to be approved creating a constitutional crisis for Jan 6.

Biden’s job just is to keep his mouth shut and stay alive.

R98 If we win back the house (which is very likely), Mike Johnson won't have any say in the matter.

Also, R98, not having a VP for a few weeks wouldn't be the end of the world and without constitutional remedy.

If something were to happen to Harris in the time before inauguration day, the speaker of the house is next in the line of succession and would become the interim president. If that "something" that happened to Harris was death, Walz would be sworn in instead on inauguration day and would have to choose a new VP which Hakeem Jeffries would he responsible for approving.

Pretty much no one thinks we won't be winning back the house.

Unless Mike Johnson refuses to swear them in. I don’t put anything past that traitorous weasel.

Biden’s job is to stay alive.

Note that this year the new house is sworn in on noon January 3rd, which is a Friday and there needs to be a VP in place by Monday the 6th.

Go on Prevagen.

R102 Right, so that could be the first thing done in session on the 3rd.

If a president's VP dies or is forced to resign, it's not like said president is only given 24-hours to replace him. There is a next in line of succession in place should anything happen to POTUS, and that is the speaker of the house.

We didn't get bleep! He used us like a 20 dollar 1980s West Hollywood crack whore!

R100 Why so certain we will win back the house? Hasn't gerrymandering gotten a lot worse these last few years?

R106 Democrats only need to gain back five seats to control the house, and have many paths to achieving that.

This thread has taken a cheery turn.

In Presidential Election years the Democrats tend to gain House seats.

This is why the big Dem wins in 2018 were so unusual.

January 3rd is not an arbitrary date. It is specifically referred to in the United States Constitution.

Yes, but sometimes it falls on a Monday or Tuesday which puts a couple of business days between it and the 6th.

He should test those limits of presidential power the Supreme Court meant for Trump.

I’m sure they have two post Election Day agendas, based on which parties will control the House and Senate.

He should and could do many things to help our democracy but he won’t. I would not be surprised if he made a Trump victory easier just to get back at Dems.