Lumpy struggling to open truck door

Dementia!

Should've not lied to himself that the chancre sore on his dick 45 years ago was an ingrown yeti pube. What did he expect? Raping prostitutes on Times Square like he did.

Brett Meislelas is seriously HOTT

A narcissist like him will find this utterly humiliating...pass it around!!!!

What a MACHO MACHO MAN!

Wait: him having problems with the DOOR is your takeaway from Trump LITERALLY DRIVING A GARBAGE TRUCK?? Um, no: the REAL problem is him – yet again – pissing off every Puerto Rican in the US.

^Exactly, and look how he doubly embarrassed himself. His brain is nothing but mushed banana.

Things about this that seem presidential:

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They’re saying stroke

If he really does have a stroke days before the election, it'll be insane

Seems like Vile Vivek was behind this or at least involved in it. Another non alpha manlet nepo baby with a golden spoon who exists to own libs and gain power for himself. Sweet baby jesus please let them all be in the trashcan this day next week.

Dementia Don

He also said he was told not to repeat his line about protecting women but said he was going to say it anyway 'whether the women like it or not' Stroke, self sabotage, raging cunt...probably a combo.

R10, some people have mini-strokes on a regular basis. That would certainly explain Trump's obvious decline, even beyond our own schadenfreude at seeing him meltdown over the prospect of possibly losing to a woman he'd usually call a cunt or N-word.

OMG he is soooooooooooo easy to trigger! I bet MAGAts show up in Hefty bags at his next rally.

A major stroke in the next couple of days would simply be too delicious!

Remember when his motorcade had an unscheduled stop at a hospital and he tweeted "I didn't have a series of mini strokes!"?

*whispers* Drugs.

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Vaseline on the door handle. It's Halloween!

The jerkiness of his movements really do make it look like something neurological, not just tiredness or clumsiness. And it's not just his leg, but his arm as well. I'd feel sorry for him, but only if he had a completely different personality.

Sad!

Someone lay some sound effects over that video: a squeeky slip, a fart, etc.

R21 - it’s also how my drunk uncle looked trying to open doors.

When Hillary got sick and stumbled, Fox played it on a loop for days. We have five days, gentlemen and womenfolk.

Remember that midnight trip to Walter Reed that was unannounced while he was President? It was a stroke. And they've been trying to cover it up ever since. It's to the point now though that they just can't. Doddering old bastard.

"....whether women like it or not."

That's my bestie, Donnie! -- Jeffrey Epstein, roasting in Hell

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Shtroke!

He's blind as a bat. It's long established that he needs glasses but is too vain to wear them. He missed the door handle because it was just a blurry blob in front of him.

It's the same reason he rambles during speeches: he can't read the teleprompter. He can't read anything anymore.

[quote]The jerkiness of his movements really do make it look like something neurological, not just tiredness or clumsiness. And it's not just his leg, but his arm as well. I'd feel sorry for him, but only if he had a completely different personality.

The long-term effects of Adderall abuse include dizziness, heart palpitations, flushed faces, unsteadiness, and potential heart attacks. (Fingers crossed!)

Death too good for this criminal-full incapacitation with awareness is best-I’m a asshole too.

If he had fallen on his ass, the election would have been over.

Agree with R31. When I was taking Adderall, it also made me slur or garble my words at times. Not relaxed slurring like a drunk, but a tongue-tripping kind of effect.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

If this dumbass didn't insist on parading around in high heels, maybe balance wouldn't be such a challenge.

His hand didn’t quite grasp the door and it threw off his momentum. I hate him with a passion but this is stupid.

He could easily have lost his footing and fallen. But he always wins.

Oh for God's sake, JUST DIE!!!!!

Yeah...that ain't Adderall. I've been on Adderall since the 3rd grade and it's never made me twitch or stumble or slur or garble words. An occassionally elevated heart rate, insomnia, appetite suppression, sometimes tension headaches...but never speaking and maneuvering like I'm mid-stroke.

Not discounting R34's experience, but it's definitely not a common one. Whatever this is, it's something far more medically concerning.

Sad last days. 🤞🙏

[quote]He's blind as a bat.

Why doesn't he get contacts or LASIK rather than choosing to stumble around in a blurry world?

R39, I take it you’re not 78.

Where does the rumor/assumption that he takes adderall even come from? I've seen that man doze off on camera more times than I can count in the last 8 years. He's not (nor has he ever been) a particular "speedy" person. Plus, he's a fattie. Adderall kills your appetite.

The chunks of it flying out of his nose numerous times. Neal Cassler saying Trump was addicted to it. His sniffing constantly. His addictive personality. After a year or so on the stuff, you eat right through it. He eats 2600 calories at McDonalds every day and those aren't his only calories. He's a pig.

he needs glasses.

#OompaLoompa is trending on Twitter.

Dictator Peepaw is still doing his own makeup, I see.

Casket ready levels of foundation.

Vote BLUE so we don't have to look at that ugly tub of shit anymore or hear his voice.

Would you look at that, garbage taking itself out.

Garbage.

Was Barron driving?

[quote]If you were going to choose a metaphor for the 2024 Republican Party, a garbage truck chauffeuring around a billionaire traveling around in circles and going nowhere, all for a photo op, is pretty spot on.

Who puts all that makeup on him?! I just don't get it.

Ok, missed grabbing the handle because he couldn’t see it and thrown a bit off balance, I can believe that. But that weird jerky arm movement afterwards?

He's an alpha, R53.

He puts his own makeup on.

Praying for his health. Let him last through the election, live to see Harris beat his ass along with a huge popular vote, then stroke out. I want him disabled, but still held accountable in court. If this occurs, I will renounce my life long agnosticism and become devout.

He could've just let the garbage thing lie, letting the temporary higher ground do the thing for him. But no, he just couldn't resist pulling this stunt, making himself look like a clown in the process. That's what sometimes happens in the final minutes of the game when you're losing and you're desperate, you start making unforced errors.

"Candy," a truck stop favorite, has been working the Susquehanna Truck stop since she was 69 years old and now, nearing 80, finds herself more popular than ever". ....

He is a malignant narcissist, R57.

They are incapable of "letting it go" or "moving on". Even if it's a terrible idea or self-destructive plan, they double-down.

[quote] Stroke, self sabotage, raging cunt...probably a combo.

It is! We call it “The Pirro”, it’s #8 on the menu and today is on special for $13.95 with your choice of chips or fries.

Right on the money! What a put down of the libs! Dee-licious.

I think Lumpy Rutherford is a wonderful new nickname for the idiot.

Forgot the portrait.

There's clearly something going on with his right leg. He's been dragging it for months. What could it be?

[quote]If he had fallen on his ass, the election would have been over.

Oh please, the MAGAts would be falling all over themselves to see who could act more disabled, lame and near death.

He's had several mini strokes, is my guess. Hence the dragging of the right leg in addition to all of the cognitive impairments. His handlers must know this and Missy Jaydine will have his old, fat ass 25th Amendmented (if they should win the election *shudder*).

We're too nice (some of us anyway!) The Republican strategy has always been pick up anything you can find and start throwing it while we stand back and wonder who we'll offend. MAGA was writing Hilary's obit when she took a little stumble. 8 years and an attempted cup later, some Dems are saying 'oh now, let's not be ableist, he just couldn't see the handle' The Never Trumpers are carrying the water for us recently. They are tapping into their old tendencies and fighting fire with fire.

I don't know where you all see him dragging his leg. He missed the handle, which made him lurch forward a bit.

Oh, I see it's a montage now, but I'm not convinced by any of the other clips either. That's just how fat people with a gunt who little to no leg muscles walk. They look like the letter X when they move about, seen it plenty of times.

R69 He is...how should we say...morbidly obese.

This an unedited photo from the stunt. This truly is the gift that keeps on giving 🤣🤣

[quote] Lumpy struggling to open truck door

Well in fairness his golf cart doesn't have doors and the Secret Service opens the doors of any vehicle he gets in, he probably hasn't opened a door in years. Trump is garbage, garbage doesn't throw itself away, other people have to do that.

Because he is a convicted felon, is Lumpy prohibited from voting in Florida?

Nevermind.....tbe fucker can vote.

I thought dozing and sleeping more indicated heart disease or failure.

Of course he struggled to open a vehicle door, someone used to do it for him.

THEY ARE WEARING HEFTY BAGS!

THEY ARE EATING THE PETS!

MAGA loves their cosplay and dress 'em up R78.